The Movie Out Here Page #2
- Year:
- 2012
- 90 min
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Get her in,
Get the story firsthand.
Yes, sir.
We're on it.
Remember, she's still in shock.
Take her statement,
And act like
f***ing professionals.
Understand?
We won't let you down, sir.
Shut the f*** up.
You're just lucky
you've got great hair.
I want to f*** that hair.
Is it weird that
I want to f*** that hair?
No.
Clear!
Okay, Clare,
I got to call you back.
Gary, what the hell
are you doing?
Oh, for f***'s sake.
Is he dead this time?
Well, he appears to be
breathing out of his ass.
You poor little fat teddy bear.
Adam, you're going to
have to go to fernie.
Do it for Gary,
may he rest in peace.
He's not dead.
Yet.
Isn't there anyone else?
I'll ask around.
Gary!
You bloated unhealthy f***!
Can you fly your almost-Dead
fat ass to fernie
To file those papers?
Nope.
Looks like Gary can't make it.
Have a nice flight.
I'm sorry
I can't get out of it.
I'll only in fernie
till Monday.
Well, I see where
your priorities lie.
You just want to go up there
And party with
your loser friend, Theo.
Look, I've got
another call coming in
That I got to take.
No, don't you hang up on me...
Love you.
Hey, Jason.
Hello? Jason?
Jason!
Hello?
Hey, man, what's going on?
Hello?
Who is this?
It's Adam.
Oh, hey, what's up, Adam?
How you doing, baby?
Look, I'm kind of busy
right now, man.
You called me.
Are you okay?
Are you jogging or something?
Oh, sh*t, you know what?
Man, I pocket-Dialed you,
But with my penis.
My dick pocket-Dialed you.
That's crazy...
awesome.
Yeah, oh, yeah...
yeah, it is awesome.
Here, let me get your shoe.
Yeah...
yo, man, where you at, son?
I'm in a plane
on my way to fernie.
Oh, that's crazy!
I'm scheduled
to fly to Calgary today.
We should totally hook up.
Sorry, man, I don't have time.
Okay, cool.
I will meet you out in fernie.
How about that?
Isn't it kind of expensive
For you just to fly in
for the weekend?
Oh, baby... Man,
I'm a flight attendant.
Means I can fly
anywhere I want to fly.
Do you think I took this job
for the shiny gold wings?
Watch my wings, baby.
I thought you took the job
So that you can have, uh,
sex with the stewardesses.
I'm insulted by that, man.
How shallow do you think I am?
That depends.
Are you with a stewardess
right now?
Whoa, not the bum, girl,
not the bum!
Aw...
anyway, don't come...
Uh...
don't come to fernie.
I've got a lot of things...
I don't have time to see you,
all right?
Do not come.
No, fernie,
no cuming in fernie.
All right,
I'll talk to you later, man.
I really gots to go.
See ya later.
Oh.
Oh, sorry.
You okay?
It's no problem.
Would you mind holding Morris
for me for a sec?
Oh.
Okay.
We called him Morris, you know,
Like that cat
from the commercials?
We didn't have a name
for him for weeks,
But then realized
he just loves milk...
I mean, he keeps sucking on me
Like a vacuum.
My nipples get
really chafed, you know?
You look really familiar.
Are you from fernie?
Originally, yeah,
but I moved to Toronto.
You used to hang out
with Theo, right?
I'm friends with
his older sister.
Annie.
Annie Benson.
Annie. Hi.
Hi.
Right. Annie.
Wow.
You have got to say hi
to Theo for me.
He must be
really successful now.
I thought he'd be
some sort of ceo
Or neurosurgeon.
He was always so bright.
He failed the fourth grade...
And uh, and the seventh,
And the eighth.
Means nothing.
Albert Eisenstein failed school
And then went on to become
the greatest physicist
Of the 20th century.
How do you think he did that?
I have no idea.
How do you think he came up
with e equals mc-Two?
You think he slept
his way to the top?
No, I, uh...
you do, don't you?
You think he f***ed his way
into the Nobel prize,
And someone else came up with
The theory of negativity.
Theo...
was a genius.
Can you see anything?
Not yet, Theo.
Keep relaxing.
You're feeling all the energy
coming out of your fingertips
Onto your...
shag carpet.
Is there any more food?
Check the fridge, dude.
I think I'm starting
to feel it now.
Do you see anything?
Uh...
your energy is brown.
I knew it.
We need at least
12 more sessions.
12?
I thought you said we'd be done
in, like, four sessions.
You want to walk around
with a brown aura?
12 sessions.
I don't know
if I have the money for that.
Stop your negativity.
Classic brown aura behaviour.
Sorry.
I've gotta stop being so brown.
Hey, you wanna hang out?
I got that high-Speed
internet connection
That you wanted me to get.
Uh...
I'll come back in a while,
Maybe when you're not around.
Really?
I have a lot of
downloading to do.
I don't want to
monopolize your time.
Cool.
Door's always open.
Seriously?
I know you have work to do.
You won't even notice me.
How did you find me?
I tailed you from the airport.
Why?
I've just always
wanted to do that.
I jumped in the cab,
And I was like,
"follow that car!"
Okay.
That's kind of weird.
No, it's cool.
What... in the f***?
What kind of backward-Ass
hotel is this?
This is my friend Theo's place.
He waxes snowboards and skis.
I think your friend
is homeless, dawg.
He's not.
I think he is.
What's up, b*tches?
Is that Theo?
No.
I think Theo just got robbed.
Theo!
Adam!
Awesome!
Theo. This is Jason.
He's a good buddy
of mine from Toronto.
Yongo nanimaska.
Hey, man, uh, dude, what
the f*** is that smell, man?
It smells like someone
mixed cinnamon with-
With a**hole.
I'm sorry, I'm just
burning some incense.
I got it from
my spiritual counsellor.
Spiritual counsellor?
Yeah, and personal trainer.
He's been giving me a lot of
great stretching routines.
I'm like an inch taller now.
I feel really limber.
I'm not saying
that you will or do,
But are you capable
of sucking on your own dick?
This guy.
I love him.
Anyway, what are
you guys doing here?
This is crazy.
I'm here on business.
Why are you always talking
about business, man?
Come on, what you got
to do all weekend?
I have to file
a paper at city hall.
And I'm planning
a wedding all weekend.
You need to relax, man.
Just come have one beer.
Cool, yeah.
I was just going to
shut down for the day
Anyway, so...
what the...
Let me help you out there.
It's not going to bite.
I have plenty of room
for you guys
If you want to stay.
And I have really good
internet now, too, so...
thanks, Theo, man.
I'm good anywhere.
There's a room in the back.
It's like it was made for you.
You do know
I'm not Japanese, right?
As if.
Really?
Okay. Maybe
We should get out of here.
See, that's what
I'm talking about.
Y'all two can
show me your town.
Yeah, that sounds good.
It'll help me shake
this whole brown aura thing
I got going on.
Brown?
What's wrong with brown?
You just need to get
some f***in' clothes on.
That's what you need to do.
Nothing wrong with brown,
something wrong with that.
This guy, I love it.
I'll be right back.
Not Japanese...
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