The Naked Gun 2 and a Half: The Smell of Fear Page #5

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1991
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rolling into nuclear power.

I'll have to find another way in, Ed.

They've got killer guard dogs here.

Do you read me?

Loud and clear.

Nordberg, how are we doing?

We're at our destination.

Ed, I'm going to try the roof.

I'm going to try it again.

- Cut the power line.

- Right.

Help!

Come in, Nordberg.

Frank, hold on. We have a problem.

Well... It's Lieutenant Drebin.

You were supposed to

have been killed last night.

But now I think I'm going to

enjoy doing it myself.

It'll be slow and painful.

- What's that smell?

- That would be me.

I have been swimming in raw sewage.

I love it.

I love it!

That's the signal, let's go.

It's stuck. Give me a hand.

Ed, help me! Ed!

Search him.

I love it!

He's wired!

Tie him up!

You'll never get away

with this, Hapsburg.

- Whatever it is...

- All right, I'll show you.

Let me introduce you to some people.

Of course, you know Dr. Meinheimer.

And you've met Earl Hacker.

Why you son of a...

And then I'd like you

to meet the Redmans.

Weekend guests from out of town.

We're going to the Press Club Dinner.

Make sure nothing happens to Drebin

until I come back.

Then I want the pleasure

of killing you myself.

The pleasure is all mine.

See you after the speech, Lieutenant.

- Freeze!

- That's it. Freeze!

Don't move!

Good Lord!

Look at what they did to Dr. Meinheimer.

Are you OK, Dr. Meinheimer?

That's OK. Don't try to talk.

I just can't take this any more.

Garbage like you just makes me sick!

- Ed...

- OK?

I'm just John Q. Public now.

It's just you and me.

- Mano a mano.

- Ed...

I'll teach you to pick on

a helpless invalid!

All right, he's had enough!

Somebody help the Captain.

We've got to get to that dinner.

Any predictions, Mr. Sununu?

There won't be any surprises

in Dr. Meinheimer's address.

He'll recommend that the President

continues our policy of oil dependency,

and more dollars for subsidizing nuclear

power, as I've recommended myself.

We'll have more on the dinner later and

an update on the escaped zoo animals.

This is the most important evening

of my career. We can't afford mistakes.

If you see Drebin or

any Police Squad near these premises,

I want them arrested on sight.

I told Jane to meet us

at the hotel's rear entrance.

- Where's that?

- In the back.

She'll unlock the doors at 7:30.

- What about Hapsburg?

- Hopefully, she can stay clear of him.

Let's go.

Why, Jane!

What are you doing out here?

The party's inside.

Quentin! I was just getting

a breath of fresh air.

I grew up on Lake Erie.

There's nothing quite like it.

Well, I'm quite sure...

But how fortunate to have found you.

Now you can join me at my table.

Jane! Something

must have happened to Jane.

Bernardo, you've got the keys?

I have a better idea. Follow me!

Your attention, please.

Ladies and gentlemen.

Thousand points of... light.

Light, a thousand points of light.

Recession... bad. Recovery... good.

Yeah, I think I've got that.

Ladies and gentlemen,

the President of the United States.

Bsame

Bsame mucho...

Each time I cling to your kiss

I hear music divine

Bsame mucho

Hold me, my darling,

and say that you'll always be mine

We'd better make our move.

Yeah, I'm thinking about something

more up-tempo, like Guantanamera.

No, I mean Hacker!

He's getting ready to make a speech.

Right! I'll intercept Hacker. You get

the doctor prepared for his speech.

Bravo! Encore!

Ladies and gentlemen...

- Dr. Meinheimer.

- Yes?

- Or should I say Hacker?

- Drebin!

Look what he's doing

to that man in the wheelchair!

- Can't someone help?

- Come on, guys. Let's get him!

- Give me a shot at him!

- Beating a guy in a wheelchair, huh?

- We'd better get this man first aid.

- Sit tight, mister.

Thank you.

I'm pleased and honored to be with you

tonight on this historic occasion.

Tonight, Dr. Meinheimer,

as he looks up to the future,

no doubt realizes

how our dependence on foreign oil

has put a stranglehold on the budget.

A lot of cuts will have to be made

and some people will be hit hard.

But we'll just keep cutting

until we have an impact.

That's the only way

we'll be able to move forward.

Now I present to you

Dr. Albert S. Meinheimer.

Oh, my God! He can walk!

He can walk! It's a miracle!

I can walk!

Get off me, you moron!

Hey, come back here!

Everything seems to be OK now,

so without further ado,

I present to you, once again,

the man who needs no introduction,

the esteemed Dr. Albert S. Meinheimer.

Hold it! Hold everything!

- Don't listen to him. He's a fraud!

- No!

- I can prove it!

- What are you doing?

The real doctor has a birthmark

in the shape of Whistler's Mother

right here!

Obviously a forgery.

We'll see about this!

Drebin!

Hold it! Frank is right.

There is a fraud in this room,

but it's this man!

And he's just given us this signed

confession, implicating that man!

No, no, no...

That man - Quentin Hapsburg.

- They're gone!

- Let's go!

- Let me go!

- The roof.

Come on, Frank, hurry!

Come on!

Tonight, I intend to share with you

my report

on our need for a national policy

based on energy efficiency and clean,

renewable energy sources.

Over there!

Frank!

Take cover!

Nordberg! Cover me, I'm going in!

All right. Where's Hapsburg?

- Where are you hit?

- It's not that.

- You're on my groin.

- Oh, sorry.

- Where is he?

- You're too late.

Hapsburg has Plan B in...

...in... in...

Where, where? All right.

Who else is almost dead?

OK, now...

- Talk!

- You're too late, Drebin.

- He already said that.

- Where did he leave off?

"Hapsburg has Plan B in..."

Oh, yeah. Hapsburg has Plan B in...

...in...

- Where?

Where? Talk, you low-life scum!

Gee, if that's your attitude, forget it!

I'm right here, Drebin.

Drop your gun, Lieutenant.

I believe you're inquiring about Plan B.

That's where we detonate

a small nuclear device.

Your Dr. Meinheimer

can talk all he wants.

No one will be left alive to hear it.

Detonation sequence activated.

I'm the only one

who knows the abort code.

In ten minutes,

this building and everyone in it

will be reduced to a pile of rubble.

I'll be safely on my helicopter.

By this time tomorrow,

I'll be hunting rhino in Botswana.

What do you think of that?

You certainly seem to be

in touch with your anger.

I don't care what you think.

You won't talk your way out of this.

Go ahead! Threaten me like you have

the American people for so long.

But it won't work this time.

You're part of a dying breed,

like people who can name all 50 states.

The truth hurts, doesn't it?

Maybe not as much as jumping on

a bicycle with the seat missing,

but it hurts.

That's as far as you go, Drebin.

Any final requests, Lieutenant?

Yes. Can I have the gun?

Oh, no. I'm not going to fall for that one.

Not so fast!

Six minutes to detonation.

- All right, talk! Give me that abort code.

- OK, I'll talk.

- Six numbers - 2, 1, 7...

- I'm coming, Frank!

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