The New Yoda Chronicles: Escape from the Jedi Temple Page #2

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Wonderful. And great work

creating a distraction, senator.

We're proud of you.

Don't mention it.

Emperor:

Ha-ha. A droid?

[laughing]

The odds of you beating

my troops are 750,000 to one.

Never tell me the odds.

Huh? Ahh!

Vaash ti:

There are the holocrons.

A whole lot of holocrons.

Let's get packing.

This is gonna be

a walk in the park.

[screeching]

Hey.

Give me those back.

Oh, for the love of bricks.

Now, it's your lot in life

to suffer.

Vader:

Throw your weapons down at once.

Why don't you make me,

Oh, great masked weirdo?

You're pretty cocky

for a protocol droid.

A protocol droid? Me?

Hah, so I am.

Then what am I doing

with a blaster?

Oh, dear. Oh, dear.

Senator, save me.

Senator organa?

I don't know him.

He's not with me.

I have nothing to do

with stealing the holocrons.

The holocrons.

Well, at least we're safe now.

[palpatine grunts]

Guess again.

[both screaming]

Just a few more seconds

and we're in the clear.

[grunting]

[clattering]

Vader:

A sith clone

Is no match for the original.

Well, well, well.

If it isn't my old

padawan friends.

And rusty.

Rusty:

Finally someone remembers me.

Thank you.

[yelling]

Still glad you remembered me.

We're not afraid of you, anakin.

My name is darth vader.

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The padawans are in trouble.

We have to go down

and help them.

No. Trust them we must.

Babies they are not.

[both screaming]

[all yelling]

The force is with you,

young one,

But you are not a jedi yet.

Well, duh. I'm only 12.

[grunts]

Rusty!

[groaning]

Got it. Catch.

Now I can fight.

Vaash ti:

Wait, I have a better idea.

Follow me.

C-3po:

We can hide in here.

You're stepping on my face.

Well, you're pulling

on my tummy wires.

[darth vader laughing]

[grunts]

Vader:

Well, kids,

School's out...

Forever.

Obi-wan:

Let her go, anakin. Let her go.

Can it be?

Obi-wan kenobi.

How foolish of you

to come back.

I will not let you destroy

everything I have worked for.

Your anger and your lust

for power

Have already done that.

You thought I was

too distracted by anger

To achieve ultimate power.

Well, who's distracted now?

What the...?

You will learn your place,

young one.

Ha!

Jek:

Gotcha.

[all cheering]

The holocrons.

[bobby whimpering]

All available youths

to the jedi temple.

Now.

Yes, lord vader.

I'm getting out of this.

Me first.

[both grunting]

C-3po:

You pushed me.

Man:

Rebel, fire!

Vader:

Hurry. They can't have gotten far.

Bobby:

See you later, angry vader.

What?

C-3po:

Let me steer.

[bail organa speaks

indistinctly]

Uh-oh.

Now look what you've done,

you twit.

Bail organa:

Stop being so mean.

I will hunt you to

the end of the galaxy.

I don't think

they can hear you, sir.

I've never thought

of that before,

Thanks for pointing it out.

Now, after them.

Yoda:

Worried I am.

Too quiet it is. Ah!

[all yelling]

Obi-wan:

Busy enough for you now?

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Oh, no, I'm hit.

Jek!

Oh, no!

Vaash ti:

The holocrons!

[grunts]

[all singing indistinctly]

Hang on to those holocrons,

rusty.

Rusty:

They'll never forget me now.

Now I have them.

Bail organa:

I don't want to die.

Turn us around.

C-3po:

I'm trying.

Hm?

Oh, no. Look what they've

done to my ship.

Actually, I kind of like it.

[all cheering]

Yoda, the holocrons are safe.

All thanks to threepio

and senator organa.

Bail organa:

That was almost a terrible fiasco.

And I'm not proud

of how I acted.

You're going to have

my mind wiped again,

Aren't you?

Yeah.

There.

The holocrons are buried

Where vader

will never find them.

Better mark the spot

so I'll know where they are

When the time is right.

That should do it.

That was thrilling.

Yes. Forgot how good

I used to look I did.

Yes. And we learned

a valuable lesson that day.

Sometimes the best way

to help a young jedi

Is to stay out of the way.

Yes. Quick, rush to luke.

Tell him of the holocrons now.

Yes, master.

Ghost obi-wan away.

It's only a matter of time now.

Ugh. Can't you fly this thing

any better?

Hey, I'm not the one

who got us into this mess.

Your boyfriend did.

He's not my boyfriend,

you jerk.

[groaning]

Oh, man. I tried to be a hero

and I blew it.

There, there, master luke.

You'll always be a hero to me.

And r2.

I thought this jedi stuff

would be easy,

But it's really hard.

I wish ben was here.

[blows nose]

He'd know what to do.

[sighs]

Ghost obi-wan:

Luke. Trust your feelings.

Ben? Is that you?

Ghost obi-wan:

You need more training.

I have news

that will help you become

The greatest jedi of all time.

Ah! A ghost!

Luke, no. No, no.

Listen to me.

The jedi holo--

Don't touch me.

Get away.

[alarm blaring]

Nice going, kid.

That was

the hyperdrive control.

You can't get rid of me

that easily.

[grunting]

Tell me about it.

I don't know where we're gonna

come out of hyperspace.

Well, I do! We'll be heading

right into a planet.

I'm sorry, luke.

I was only trying to help.

I guess I just don't know

when to stop.

Well, next time,

scare somebody else.

Scare somebody else.

Know when to stop.

Both:
That's it.

Han:
We're coming out in three,

Two...

I hope this button

makes us stop.

[all yelling]

[brakes screech]

Are you trying to kill us?

Not us. Look.

Huh?

Vader:

Holy mos eisley. Reverse!

Hello, darth.

A g-g-ghost!

[vader yelling]

[grunts]

Jar jar:

Ani.

It's meesa. Jar jar.

My name is dar--

Jar jar:

These are my kids-a.

Jo jo, jay jay, and jee jee.

Meetsa your uncle ani.

[all clamouring]

This day is not

going in my diary.

Ha, ha, ha.

You did it, kid.

No. I got lucky.

That won't be enough

to defeat vader next time.

I'm gonna need

a whole lot of help.

Humble luke is now.

Guidance he will accept.

Ready for the holocrons he is.

How can you be sure?

Told me themselves they have.

Call to him, they will.

And hear their call he will.

Holocrons?

Yoda:

For strong in him, the force is.

But others strong

with the force there are.

The holocrons.

Yoda:

But the question there is.

Who will get to

the holocrons first?

Jawa:

Utinni.

Utinni!

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