The Noose Hangs High Page #5

Synopsis: Abbott and Costello are two window washers who are mistaken by Nick Craig, a bookie, as the messengers that he sent to pick up $50,000. The person that he sent them to, has sent two of HIS men to get the money back , but they found out! They try to mail the money to Craig but a mix up has occurred and the money is sent somewhere else, and the woman who received the funds spent it! Now, unless they pay him back...
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Charles Barton
Production: MGM
 
IMDB:
7.1
NOT RATED
Year:
1948
77 min
125 Views


from Lolly C to Lucky George.

That's right, Lucky George. Am I on? Okay.

- Don't you want to use a chair?

- Sit down there.

Well, here we go.

$2,000. There you are, put her down.

- What are you doing?

- Putting it down.

Not on the floor, put it down on the horse.

- Put it down on the horse?

- Certainly.

- What?

- I don't think there's a horse in the place.

- Oh stop. Waiter?

- Yes, sir.

- Can you take a bet?

- Yes, sir.

- Place your bet with the waiter.

- Give him the bet?

We want to bet a lot of money

on a horse called Lolly C.

Here's $500, put it on the nose.

Another $500, put it on the tail.

- Another $1,000. Put it under the saddle.

- What's that for?

- In case the horse comes in sideways.

- Wait a minute.

Take that $2,000

and put it right on the nose of Lolly C.

- Right on the nose.

- Yes, sir.

How do you like that?

Betting Nick's dough on a horse.

Yeah, and not even betting with Nick.

- Here's your receipt, sir.

- Thanks.

- And here's today's racing information.

- Fine.

- There you are, honey.

- Thank you.

Now let's see what we're gonna do.

- What's Lolly C on the line?

- Lolly C, let's see.

Lolly C, 30-to-1 on the line.

Wait a minute,

you better go up and get the rundown.

Thirty-to-one. That will get us even.

- Go up and get the what?

- The rundown.

- Couldn't I walk?

- Yes, certainly. Go ahead.

Lolly C.

- Where can I get a rubdown?

- You don't need a rubdown.

- I got something that'll make you well.

- What?

Tony's tips.

Eight winners in eight races yesterday.

How come?

They're pretty cheap,

50 cents for today's tips...

and $1 for yesterday's.

How come yesterday's cost more

than today's?

Well, they all won, didn't they?

I never gave that a thought.

Give me yesterday's.

Thanks a lot.

I got nothing but winners here.

I think I'll play the third horse...

Yesterday's.

Yesterday's.

- Wanna buy a dope sheet?

- No, thanks, we don't.

Excuse me, wanna buy a dope sheet?

Eight straight winners.

- Nope.

- All good ones.

- $1.

- No.

50 cents? 25 cents? Nickel?

- Play you a game of pool for it.

- You will? Okay.

Here's the sheet.

- How about a little side bet?

- Okay.

Say $1,000.

Who would like to buy a dope sheet?

Eight winners for $1.

I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.

Gracious me, isn't a $1,000 bet big enough?

- It isn't that, but I haven't got the money.

- That's all right.

You can give me your IOU.

You would take my IOU?

Now, don't get insulted.

I realize you're not the type of man...

who would give his IOU

to a perfect stranger.

So permit me to introduce myself.

Julius Caesar.

- Who would like to buy a dope sheet for $1?

- Now listen, just a minute, please.

Now I realize why you would take my IOU.

Allow me to introduce myself to you.

I am Brutus.

Fellows, Romans, and countrymen...

who would like to buy a dope sheet?

Eight winners for $1.

Come here. But I really am Julius Caesar.

- The second.

- There's two of you running around loose?

- Shall we play?

- Let's.

- Let's see who'll shoot first.

- All right.

See? I never lose.

- But you can shoot first.

- Oh, thank you.

I'm afraid you used too much English.

Attaboy. Permit me.

There you are.

- This is a rougher game than football.

- Yeah, if you wish.

- Thank you.

- You're welcome. You gotta call your shot.

- Thirteen in the corner pocket.

- I'm gonna watch.

Some shot!

Look, come here.

Honestly, these tips are no good.

I can give you a sure winner

on the next race.

- I got the winner on the next race, Lolly C.

- I tell you I never lose.

The guy's tip that we'll play never loses.

Lolly C.

You should bet on Lucky George.

I changed my bet

from Lolly C to Lucky George...

- because Lolly C is off her feed.

- She's off her feed?

- What does she eat?

- Her fodder.

Mr. Caesar?

- She eats her fodder?

- Yes.

- Well, what does her mother eat?

- She eats her fodder.

Just a minute. Look, Mr. Caesar.

Suppose a little old horse is born,

where's his papa?

In the pasture.

- Now does the little horse eat the papa?

- Oh, of course not.

His papa is in the pasture,

and his fodder is in the barn.

No more of the game now. Just a minute.

- Don't make silly of me or something.

- No. What's the matter?

- Mr. Caesar.

- Yes?

The little horse's papa, isn't that his father?

Well, how can that be?

The papa never saw the little horse's fodder.

- Never come home nights?

- This is no laughing matter.

There's another reason

why Lucky George will win.

Lucky George is a mudder.

How can a he be a mother?

Ain't a she always a mother?

Sometimes a he

is a better mudder than a she.

- How can you tell?

- By their feet.

Going someplace?

I'd like to speak to Mr. J.C. McBride.

Good afternoon, everyone,

this is Oscar Otis...

- Still not home.

- I guess it all depends on Lolly C.

Ted, Carol, I want you to meet

Mr. Julius Caesar.

He says that Lolly C can't win.

She just got through eating her old man.

Lucky George is gonna win

because he just had a baby. And then...

I merely suggested that he change his bet

to Lucky George because...

We don't want any of your phony tips.

I've met guys like you before.

- He's a racetrack trout?

- Yeah, quiet.

Listen, I've got a surefire thing

from a surefire bettor, so beat it.

Well, I'm awfully sorry,

but I assure you I'm a respectable citizen.

- Here's my card.

- Yeah, all right, go ahead.

They're off and running.

Menu is going to the front,

Flying Rhythm is second. Lolly C is third.

Cable Car fourth, and Lucky George.

It's Menu in front...

- Lucky George!

- Come on, Lolly C!

- Come on, Lucky George!

- Come on, Lucky Lolly.

And Lolly C racing strongly on the outside.

At the half, it's Menu still in front.

- Lucky George!

- Lolly C.

- Lucky George!

- Lucky George! Lucky Lolly!

- Lolly George!

- Lucky George!

- Lolly C!

- Lucky George!

Lolly C is second on the inside by a half.

Cable Car on the outside by a head,

and Lucky George.

Into the stretch,

it's Lolly C in front by a length...

Menu is second by a head,

and Lucky George.

It's Lolly C and Lucky George.

It's Lucky George and Lolly C...

as they come down to the line of finish...

it's Lucky George winning it

with Lolly C second, and Menu is third.

I'm awfully sorry,

but I wanted you to play Lucky George.

I know.

- I guess we owe you an apology.

- Well, that's all right.

- Can I give you a tip on the eighth race?

- We haven't got any money.

- I'll lend you some.

- No, thank you.

We owe a lot of money now.

If the man we owed the money to

and the man he owed the money to...

were as nice as you,

well, I guess everything would be all right.

I'm going to try the phone again.

A man can't stay away

from home all the time.

I do.

Tommy, there's very little time left...

and no possible chance of us

raising that money.

We've got to get Carol

out of this mess somehow.

Wait a minute.

Mr. Caesar, do me a favor, please.

Take care of Carol.

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Julian Blaustein

Julian Blaustein (May 30, 1913 – June 20, 1995) was an American film producer. Born in New York City, Blaustein graduated from Harvard University in 1933. He spent a year in flight training at the Randolph Air Force Base before heading to Hollywood, where he became a reader in the story department at Universal Pictures. He eventually was promoted to department head. He left Universal to work in a similar position at Paramount Pictures. During World War II, Blaustein produced training films for the United States Army Signal Corps in Astoria, New York. Following the war, he returned to Los Angeles and joined David O. Selznick Productions. Two years later, he joined 20th Century Fox, but in 1955 he left the studio to become an independent producer. After retiring from the film industry, Blaustein became an Adjunct Professor of Communication at Stanford University, where he taught documentary writing and directing and supervised a Master's program in screenwriting. Following his retirement from teaching, he returned to Beverly Hills, where he became an active member of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences and a Trustee of the Motion Picture and Television Fund. Blaustein and his wife had a son John and a daughter Laurie. He died of cancer in his home in Beverly Hills. more…

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