The One I Love Page #5
You know,
that's really good advice.
And I should probably
listen to it...
But you're not a real person.
You know you're not real.
Who the hell are you?
What the hell are you?
Are you a f***ing robot?
Are you a...
Like a spirit?
Because I've got to say
ifs bad enough
that I'm losing my wife
who happens to be
like 20% cooler
and 20% more emotionally
evolved than me.
Now I have to sit
and look at a mirror image
of exactly who I'm losing.
So, no...
I'm having a hard time
enjoying this weekend
because this is the weekend
I lose my wife.
So, pardon me if I don't want
a f***ing mimosa, okay?
It wasn't just this weekend.
How do you know?
Because as your wife,
I know these things.
Sh*t!
Uh-oh. I can't stop it.
I can't stop it.
Look what you did.
Look what you did.
What'? Souvenir?
Here comes the firehose.
Are you on fire?
Why are you twirling a fire hose?
Where did you
get this sweater?
What?
Where'd you get this?
I don't know.
I've always had it.
- Really?
- Yeah, you just...
You don't notice
my clothes, I guess.
Do you remember
when you got it?
Do you want to
talk about clothes?
full Chippendales experience?
What's the full experience?
Well...
I don't think
I have enough cash on me.
You just put that away.
You don't worry about that.
Sophie?
Sophie, open the door.
Come on. It's me.
I know you're in there
with him, Sophie.
Come on. Open up!
Will you just give me...
Hold on one second.
Sophie, come on.
Let me in.
Sophie.
I'm just going to
keep knocking.
I'm going to keep knocking.
I know what you're
doing in there.
I'm going to keep knocking.
Sophie, lei me in.
Come on, Sophie.
Open up.
- Where is he'?
- Ethan, what are you doing?
- Where are you?
- Ethan, come on.
Ethan, stop!
I'll beat his ass.
Where are you?
Where are you?
Goddamn it!
Good. He's gone.
What the hell
is going on in here?
Where did he go?
Look what you did!
What I did?
Are you insane?
Yes, what you did.
Sophie, come on.
Sophie, get back here.
Sophie.
He is not real, okay?
Sophie, how can you
accept something
that you know
is a blatant lie?
You keep saying
it's not real, it's not real,
but I'm happy.
I'm feeling that.
How is that fake?
Do you hear
how insane you sound?
You're not admitting that this
is just the least bit weird?
It's not weird for me any more.
So what's the endgame? Huh?
How do you see
this playing out?
Are you going to
write letters,
come back and visit
after we leave this weekend?
I'm not leaving.
What do you mean,
you're not leaving?
Sophie,
what the hell
do you mean you're...
This is...
Okay, all right.
Sophie, come on.
Let's just take
a breath here, okay?
I know you're feeling
something that is magical
and clearly exciting to you,
but if you think about it logically,
literally for one second...
Is this weird for you now?
Does anybody remember any of
those fun icebreaker games
that kids do at summer camp...
Spin the bottle
or seven minutes
in heaven or something...
Anyhow, we just thought
it was time
that the four of us sit down
and get to know each other
a little bit.
You want to get to
know each other?
Hi, Sophie.
Hi.
Okay. Um...
Let's get to
know each other.
Why don't you tell us the truth
The truth?
Yeah, that you basically
have been pretending to be me,
acting like
I don't exist
even though you knew
I was here the whole time.
Ethan, I wasn't
pretending to be anyone.
I was just being myself.
You knew about me, right?
Did he mention me to you
at any point?
Not until this morning.
All right.
Maybe all of us
were doing a little pretending
this weekend.
It's not a big deal.
I really like your shoes.
Oh, thank you.
I really like your hair
pinned back like that.
It's super cute.
I'm sorry. I still am not
buying that you are real.
Ethan, I'm sitting here,
you're looking at me
sitting here.
I'm real.
You're sitting across
from me, right?
I'm looking at you
sitting there,
so by your logic
maybe you're not real.
That doesn't make any sense.
I'm starving.
Ethan, why don't you
clean yourself up
and we'll all have
a little dinner.
There.
So, anybody interested
in going on a hike tomorrow?
I've been wanting to do that
ever since we got here.
I would love that.
All right.
Tonight though,
I'm thinking game night.
All right.
Okay, maybe you're real,
but can we admit
this isn't some normal
dinner party?
Ethan, you're looking
a little uncomfortable.
Can I help you with something?
Okay, so according to you,
this is just
some average weekend.
We all go home tomorrow,
and you don't need any
further explanation than that?
Sometimes these things
just happen.
Yeah, that's right.
They do.
I don't buy it.
All right.
One time I read this article
on cosmic occurrences.
I wish I still had it...
You would love it.
And it basically says
that aberrations happen.
trying to derive meaning
from things that have
That's so interesting.
It is, isn't it?
It's not that interesting.
Let me think
something right up your alley.
Um...
Let's say you buy a gorilla.
Excuse me?
Let's say you buy
a gorilla, Ethan.
You can't buy a gorilla.
I know that,
it was for the story.
But fine, let's say
you buy an aardvark, okay?
You take that aardvark,
you put him in a dark room.
A minute later
you flip that switch,
the lights come on.
Now we all know
how electricity works,
but for him
it's a miracle.
Magic happened...
That previously dark room
is now illuminated
with possibilities
he's never seen before...
And what does he do?
Does he ruin it
by questioning how or why?
No. He enjoys it.
Huh.
Well, I'm not an aardvark.
And I am not a gorilla.
Don't worry about it.
I got it.
Hmm.
There's a little bit left.
Should we finish it?
This is quite the situation.
You can say that again.
Has Ethan...
I mean your Ethan...
Have you guys
talked about anything
or has he said
anything to you at all?
Like what?
Well, Ethan... My Ethan and I,
we've discussed it.
Like he knew when I was
going to go in the house
and I knew when he was
going to and...
You shared your experiences.
Yeah, for the most part.
And you want to know
if we shared our experiences also.
Guess I'm just curious.
I can see that.
You know what
I'm curious about?
Are you more concerned
with the experiences
that me and your Ethan shared
or are you more concerned
with what I know
about the experiences
that you and my Ethan shared?
Seems to me
you care a lot more
about one of those scenarios
than the other.
Are you going
to give that back?
I say for the sake of
the super fun evening
we're about to have,
let's keep it simple
and keep our cheery dispositions
and I'll keep complimenting
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