The Opposite of Sex Page #4
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- 1998
- 105 min
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back to her miserable mother|whether she likes it or not.
Give Jason the number.|That's all he's interested in.
And then he'll drop the charges.
And let her mother go out there|and pick her up.
This is what I'm doing. I can get|someone else to watch the house.
You know what your problem is?
I need two tickets tomorrow, O'Hare|to Los Angeles.
Yeah, Dalury, Lucia, L-U-C-l-A, and
Guess what? I know how my own name|is pronounced.
Maybe they're just bad pictures.
Maybe he grew a beard or colored his|hair or something.
It was such a stupid idea.
A guy makes a call from a pay phone|in a city of eight million...
and I think I can find him.
If you're meant to find him, you|will.
It's like you ending up teaching at|my school and me introducing you to Tom.
It's fate.|And that's how it's gonna be with Matt.
I say we give this up and we go|home.
And one day, if the gods want you to|see him again...
he's gonna be sitting in the seat|next to you on a plane.
Or his socks will be in your dryer|at some Laundromat.
It's destiny.
I don't believe in destiny.
F***, who does?|It was worth a try.
Excuse me. Bathroom.
Poor Bill.
It must be inherited from our|father, you know, being romantic.
It's just...when it's a man being|romantic about a woman...
it's not as revolting.
Why did he grow that beard?
And his posture...he looks like|early man.
He hurt his back lifting.
I'm going to that dinner tomorrow|night.
I've got a few things I'd like to|say to her, and to him, too.
Lucia, I know what I'm doing.
You think so?
You're like a lobster in a pot.
You're just thrilled that the|water's getting toasty.
When they get to the money, let me|do the talking, okay?
Thanks for coming.
- Hi, Lucia.|- Hi, Matt.
- Couldn't stay away, huh?|- You shaved it off.
I didn't like it. So are you|enjoying your stay?
I don't know if that's the word for|it.
Can I ask you something, Dedee? When did|you meet Matt? Refresh my memory.
My name is Timothy. I'll be your|waiter tonight.
Can I start anyone off with a|beverage?
I'd like a Long Island iced tea,|please.
Is that a good idea for the baby?
This baby owes its life to Long Island|iced teas, if you know what I mean.
Lots of ice.
- I'll have a Diet Coke.|- Diet Coke.
I'll have a Diet Coke ...or maybe a|real Coke.
- Do you have Bananas Foster?|- No, we don't.
Someone told me you had|Bananas Foster here.
I'm sorry, no.
It's impossible to find Bananas|Foster.
Maybe they'll make it for you if you|describe it to them.
What about the sauce?
You think they just have Bananas Foster|sauce lying around in the kitchen...
but they don't put it on the|menu?
I appreciate you both deciding to|meet me.
You, not her.
Because we have a lot to talk|about...
a lot of reasons why you're going|back to Indiana.
I'm not going back.
You're sixteen, you're pregnant.
Matt, you can't support her on what|you make at that job.
Tell me about it.
Matt doesn't wanna get legal,|but you two were kind of man and wife.
So I figure he deserves half of what|you have.
- Are you serious?|- That's not gonna happen.
What about the ten thousand dollars|he stole?
He was entitled to that.
I'm really sorry about that, Bill.
You f***ed up, and you're gonna have|to pay it back.
This is not about us giving you|money.
I'll tell you what this is about,|this is about timing.
This is about trimesters, and you|know what I'm talking about.
I want her to go back to school,|too.
You made a big mistake coming here|today, you know that?
You really should've stayed at home|and let Matt come...
and do your dirty work for you.|'Cause let me tell you something...
I have taught|high school girls for 15 years...
and pregnancy is one of my|specialties.
And looking at you...
you are at least five months pregnant,|five and a half even.
There is no way that this is Matt's|baby.
Here we go...Long Island iced tea...
Diet Coke...
Diet Coke...and a regular Coke.
I think you're crazy. She's crazy.|Let's go.
- You're three months in, right?|- When she met you, maybe.
So I put on a little weight.
Besides, what would you know|about being pregnant?
It's not like you've ever been.
She eats all the time.
It's not your baby. It's some other|idiot's baby.
Probably with an eighth grade education|and a trunk full of Waco pamphlets.
You don't owe her or this baby|anything.
What is your problem?
Is it Matt's?
It's her baby, isn't it?|Whoever the father is.
I don't know where you get off saying|I don't owe my wife's baby anything.
Your wife?
We got married...in Vegas.
I can't wear the ring 'cause I'm all|swollen up.
But it's really nice.
Color, clarity, carat --|the three C's of diamond buying.
Who's the father? He has rights and|responsibilities.
My stepfather, if you wanna know.
And the only responsibility he has|is to rot in his grave...
which I hope he's living up to.|Does that make you feel any better?
I don't believe you. I think|you'd say just about anything.
In fact, maybe you should say something|to the police. That would be nice.
It would clear your name, finally...
Where are the ashes?
Don't worry, they're ziplocked.
If you want them back, you'll stop|following us...
you'll cover our expenses,|and you'll leave us alone.
Come on, Matt, let's go.
- I didn't know--|- Come on !
Grab them, get them.
Dedee, listen to me.
- Bill, don't grab her!|- Shut up, Matt!
I want my brother's ashes back, you|heartless little b*tch.
That's me, Lucia, heartless.
What body part are you missing?
The urn...
- I'm sorry, I don't have a problem.|- Do you want your check?
No, we're all set here.
Take that. Thank you.
Can you go faster?
I'm going fast enough. I'm not gonna|break the speed limit.
- They are. They're gonna get away.|- They're not gonna get away.
They're just ashes, you know what|I'm saying?
Who knows if they're really Tom 's|anyway?
Do you really think they keep them|separate?
Go ahead and hate me|for stealing them if you want.
But look at these guys. They've|never had more fun in their lives.
He's taking us in circles, this is|what he's doing.
These are teachers, remember.
It's this or clapping erasers in|South Bend.
- I can't believe you did that!|- What was I supposed to do?
They actually live here?
- Now what?|- You want the ashes back or not?
I wanted to divvy them up, remember?
Just in case something like this|happened.
I don't know why I didn't see this|coming.
You don't have to be sarcastic.
I say we wait.
He'll get up and go to work in the|morning...
she'll go out looking for f***ing|Bananas Franklin, whatever--
They're called Foster.
And we'll go in there, break in and|get them.
Great, our first felony.
I can get you a cab back to the|hotel.
Stop it.
- I'm sorry.|- That's all right, that's all right.
Oh, my god...did I drool?
It'll dry, don't worry about it.
Usually I have to be up a few more|hours before I'm humiliated.
My god, she's a human tabloid.
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