The Other Guys Page #3

-- Go there. Wood.

The car is still big enough?

-- What?

Let them take me.

-- Bandit.

Why she looks at you like that?

My car.

We do not ...

exchanged insurance information.

Excuse me. Why they took our shoes?

What just happened?

-- Where's my iPhone?

We have already walked 30 blocks.

Why do not we call the office

for us to pick up a car?

No, they took our shoes,

weapons and vehicles. No chance.

If we want to do this,

what we need to solve.

You said I ski like a woman.

Do you know how I feel then?

Thought about that long list is weird.

I understand that.

Let's start from scratch.

Good. Zero.

Maybe we need to

Fabreeze Brothers call today.

I want you now to "save face.

Zero.

The latter.

-- I must be able to express ...

Everyone listen.

A high--profile kidnapping.

David Ershon, wealthy banker.

Multinational team.

Maybe a sleeper cell.

Double idiots, where shoes are you?

Your feet are black.

What's the difference?

-- Both the commander. Not good.

Bye, guys.

-- Come on.

This is Don Beaman, a lawyer representing Mr. Ershon.

Roger Wesley, head of security.

How you doing, a**hole?

Quiet. He took our weapons.

-- And my shoes.

Have you identified as agents?

-- What is this?

Have you done that?

-- No.

Sorry gentlemen, we thought

that you Mr. Ershon abductees.

Single protocol.

-- Mr. Ershon has agreed to ...

Just to close this case.

I have all the paperwork done.

And you are lucky

that Mr. Ershon no complaint.

Thanks.

Special Forces, right?

Watch your step.

There are three things I love:

Kylie Minogue ...

small holes over a woman's ass.

-- Beautiful.

And the fear in the eyes of

a man who knows that I 'm going to do hurt.

It's over.

Come on.

Your shoes back.

And your weapons.

They have gained linseed oil.

One type of stain. Thank them but.

You're angry, eh Gene?

-- Do not call me.

I am your commander.

Remember the "be smart speech?

-- Of course.

What did you do?

We were not smart, Captain Gene.

Just commander.

I do not have a cat show.

That sounds weird.

The police was wrong to arrest

David Ershon.

Was he 's financial victim of profiling?

-- Financial profile?

That's crazy. He broke the law

and we arrested him.

There are no images.

He would not think they took him.

If you do hear

do you think horses not zebras.

Donkeys and deer have hooves.

And then animals?

Or do you now start from scratch?

-- Yes.

I saw it.

We go to my house, talking about it.

Some food, and you can meet Sheila.

We have two agents who have eating

talk about one thing. It is not dinner.

I offer my apologies in advance for

as my wife behaves like a b*tch.

She is a great woman and

she loves to tackle.

I have a complete biography with pictures

compiled by David Ershon.

I got a new program.

Like me to do some editing on the weekend.

For example, I recently three minutes

Good Fellas cut off.

David is currently the Director Ershon

of Ershon Consortium.

Who is talking there?

-- Standard voice. Only 99 cents.

Ershon current Consortium

financial investment 70 trillion.

Its largest customers are Plow Sharing

Lendl and Global.

Lendl Global TV who has eyes.

You do not know what to do.

Oil, media and healthcare.

You know their slogan.

Global Lendl who have it all.

David Ershon is often in the company of

Judge Scalea and the singer from Maroon 5.

He might have connections with

drug cartels. Or black market traders.

Human beings, everything.

-- What makes you think that after what I just said?

The soup is ready.

-- What do you mean?

You will now have Terry. Sorry I

I hid but this dinner was difficult.

Who are you?

-- I'm Dr. Sheila Gamble, his wife.

Who is that?

-- His former wife.

Honey, this is a workplace.

You look like a snollebol that distracts.

-- You're at work, I'm sorry.

Come on, seriously.

Who is that?

-- That ...

That is the ball chain.

-- Come here.

Not right now.

It is not always the first choice.

-- Will you tell me who that is?

Are you really alone his wife?

People are shocked.

He is Episcopalian and I am Catholic ...

but, it works.

-- Go you still dressed?

I already did.

-- You look beautiful.

Terry, you do not polite.

She looks pretty rotted out.

Do not talk to her, Allen.

If I plug in my Cosmo program,

you have a six minute

Allen and his programs. He loves it.

He has three self--designed.

One of them, can I tell?

Take a picture of someone's face and says

how the back of his head looks like.

Rear face.

-- I get terrible reviews of the Gate.

It attacks.

-- Why are you Allen?

That is not what I meant ...

How did you meet?

-- A typical encounter story.

You are bored.

-- I was a dancer for the Knicks ...

When I finalized my training

Hospital in Colombia.

Allen came in first aid

with poison ivy on his anus.

I immediately fell for him.

Like that scene from that one movie,

I always forget the name. With Meg Ryan.

I remember nothing of a man who Meg Ryan

encounters with poison ivy on his ass.

It occurs to me to mind.

-- And you, Terry?

Do you have a girl?

-- If I had, yes.

We got married but she dropped out.

Complicated.

Terry has shot Derek Jeter.

-- Shut up, Allen. This was it.

That's okay.

-- She's Got Mail, which was the movie name.

With Tom Hanks?

Which had no poison ivy on his ass.

Yes.

-- All in there.

Thank you came along.

What a nice nice evening, thank you.

It was so pleasant.

-- Mutual. Thank you.

And all I'm asking is,

let him nothing happened, Terry.

She says that every time I leave.

I come downstairs and make

fresh sliced strawberries for him.

And I say to him: My little sweet,

whatever you do, let nothing happen.

Every morning.

-- Then I show my breasts and I say:

This home waiting for you.

It is not the biggest breasts ever, but ...

They are perky, firm and yours.

-- You're a sweet woman.

Thank you for coming.

-- Agents Hoitz and Gamble. About.

We've found your red Prius.

He wanted to vote for Ralph nator.

Come on.

-- Listen, sweet.

That car is full of fingerprints.

That we get through tomorrow 's system.

In 'n result

This case is very important.

Take it with them tomorrow. Thank you, Sheila.

He will take.

Good night.

Good night. Thanks, Sheila.

Bye, Terry.

-- Bye, Sheila.

I will never forget tonight.

-- Bye, Terry.

Whatever, go inside.

Bye, Sheila.

Bye.

-- I see you, Terry.

I do not know if he heard me.

Bye, Terry.

Here she is.

Abandoned to show a bridge.

Did you find anything?

-- Yes, many things.

From body fluids and hair samples, we proposed

that homeless people had an orgy in the car.

You know how they call?

A soup kitchen.

Rough lot.

Mama raccoon came along,

and ordered to the floor.

And do you find fingerprints?

I did not get a search warrant.

-- Well 's phone?

Yes, mine.

-- Any sign of a struggle?

Yes, everyone who competed

in this orgy.

They were all too willing,

They left behind a note for you.

Thanks for the F seesaw.

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