The Other Guys Page #6

Synopsis: Terry Hoitz's past mistakes in the line of duty and Allen Gamble's reluctance to take risks have landed them the roles of the "Other Guys", disgraced New York City police detectives relegated to filling out paperwork for cocky hero cops Danson and Highsmith. The mismatched duo must look past their differences when they take on a high-profile investigation of shady capitalist David Ershon and attempt to fill the shoes of the notoriously reckless officers they idolize.
Genre: Action, Comedy, Crime
Director(s): Adam McKay
Production: Columbia Pictures
  3 wins & 15 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.7
Metacritic:
64
Rotten Tomatoes:
78%
PG-13
Year:
2010
107 min
$119,219,978
Website
24,841 Views


I am an asset to the state.

I make a good decaffeinated coffee.

Exactly, you're a worthless piece of sh*t.

You're right, Terry.

Why do I feel so sad constantly.

I'm going for a walk.

-- Say something.

Come on, Bob. I thought not.

I'm upset.

These ribs taste like a dog's ass.

Who would a dog butt roast

and her husband serve?

You.

-- You're terrible.

What is it?

-- We put the case.

I am sorry

I told Terry about my

dark time in school.

Came up many feelings.

-- That 's a long time ago.

You are not the same.

There's a darkness in me.

It wants out and wants to walk around.

It wants some pocket money

and wants to buy shoes ...

and wants to run people

and say nothing Gator picks

Gator picks never.

Honey, I'm sorry.

-- It's okay.

Remember the evening

we met?

The doctor said:
We are with n

addicted pimp.

And I am gone.

Opened that curtain ...

and I saw you. You were weak.

Frightened, confused, in pain and crying.

I knew that you were not a pimp.

Who do not cry.

They do not cry.

No, they do not.

They have no tears.

Pimps do not cry.

They never let a tear.

Come join me safe

and love.

Every time you 'safe' says, break me.

Let me be who I'm going to be.

Allen, I'm pregnant.

Whose child is that?

Which man did you do that?

Gator his wives condom use.

I am sorry

Look, there I am talking about.

You should go. Go away!

Get out, Allen.

What are you doing here?

I have women's problems.

I come here almost every night.

What are you doing here?

Sheila and I had a fight tonight.

She has thrown me out.

Why?

Is not it strange that the robbers Castian

$ 74,000 but took with them?

They are junkies.

Who cares.

No junkie is down

a 20 meters long rope climbing.

How are you?

We are going to build a sex party

in the red Prius. If you want to join.

Are you Dirty Mike and the boys?

-- How do you know us,

You had my note in the car.

-- Police, fart.

Agents, get out.

We lubricate his boys. Cops.

You make a beautiful Prius

a nightmare.

We have already had sex in your car.

It will happen again.

Where will I sleep tonight.

-- What do you drink. All brands.

I pay, come on.

-- No, I have a beer.

No, I'm talking about booze.

Drink with Terry Hoitz.

We have worked on this case rot

and we must all submit our evidence?

That is not true.

I got me a hangover.

Are you the police?

We are an independent research

working with the F.B.I and FR ..

corporate fraud at the stock market

stop.

And the Federal Reserve is the prison?

No, it is a thriving banking

which helps money in other banks.

Is that a waste?

-- Yes, there.

Is it?

Damn say.

Yesterday I was so sick that I thought

toothpaste that astronauts eat.

Come in, boys.

You're kidding.

You're Ershon's lawyer.

We give our research to you about?

There will be no conflict of interest

between me and David Ershon.

And if this were a real investigation,

I would immediately withdraw.

This is all the evidence we have

I hope you and this seriously.

Yes, of course.

I heard that you are the best

in these studies.

Outside Anrong and A.I.G.

and Bernard Madoff.

Worldcom. First Earn.

-- Thank you.

Want to sit?

-- No.

David is an honest citizen Ershon.

I play squash with him tonight in the club,

and we eat.

Listen, you're wise monkey in a suit.

You play squash with Ershon?

Are your kids to school with him?

How do you know whether or not clean?

I will look at your evidence,

and another look at the finances.

And when I get back, we will close David Ershon

in the Federal Reserve.

You understand the concept still does not.

What are you doing?

We just all our evidence

the enemy lawyer.

Are you a big man?

Me talk to you.

Did you wake up this morning and

put your big boy pants?

Look, I wear a belt.

I'm a big boy pants.

Stop.

-- We do not.

Do not be silly.

-- Is that how you express yourself?

In a democracy?

-- What are you doing?

I'm tired of you always

gets angry and shouts.

It's exhausting.

You're like the Hulk.

-- I am always so angry ...

because the more I want to do good

the more I screwed up.

We have a possible jumper on

World Financial Center Ciel, on the 23rd floor.

All departments. Firefighters on the road.

-- The S.C.C.

Beaman his office.

-- We gotta go.

But the commander.

-- We gotta go.

One possible jumper

at World Financial Center.

He must know something.

-- Wesley.

Agent Hoitz and Gamble,

We do this now.

I have an online lesson followed to

University of Phoenix in negotiating ...

I need a priest and a megaphone.

There is no megaphone.

-- Does anyone have a megaphone?

Police, I've potentiometer P.A. system.

-- Just turn on.

Mr. Beaman?

-- Go away.

Mr. Beaman Thurs.

-- It's Wesley.

My name is Wesley.

-- There is much to live for in this life.

Such as soft drinks, cold soft drinks major.

-- I do not care.

I know how to talk to him.

We all know that you're scum,

and no one cares what you order.

That's worse than I was saying.

I'm not going to lie to you, Thurs

People start to whisper that you

not dare to do.

Makes me nothing.

-- I say you can.

I do not want you saying that you jump

There are so capable. Look, he flies.

Stop it.

Half a bottle of gin, a chair overturned.

A clear sign of a struggle.

Make sure you have it.

-- Detective.

When you have finished your work you can go.

-- Ershon And the lottery has a target?

Want to know why Ershon

always called the lottery?

He went with that girl on the Power Ball.

That of TV with all the numbered balls.

She has a restraining order for him

requested last week.

It was all along under your nose.

You are being transferred.

What?

-- Traffic.

You go in the center.

It is finished.

Save yourself some petrol.

-- Commander.

Is there an objection that we ...

-- You do what you do, sir.

That hurts.

Where's my car?

Towed.

A homeless couple were there to mess around.

This is a police official.

-- You had me for a fool to keep.

Mauch is angry.

-- Really?

Detective to be, I was proud,

that's all I had.

Now that is gone.

I know, you got me.

-- Do not you? I do not want you Allen.

Never done well. I said

fraud offense that was worth nothing.

You still doubt me,

After all you saw.

It is a real thing

and I'm a real cop.

We just

Ershon the wrong target.

A rape whistle.

-- This is real police work.

There's nothing to you

that makes a man a man.

You have no weapon, no car,

no wife and no partner now.

Leave me alone.

Crazy.

-- FYI, I'm a cop.

A broken partnership.

-- I'm a cop.

On a kutopdracht placed.

Terry Allen and the circulation.

Sometimes when you are playing ...

then you realize what is real.

And what should happen.

Whether it is traffic control ...

or a fraud millions of problems.

Work here?

-- Yes.

The sloopbal in the Castian has come down,

who also have damage to your company?

A few cops came along

and have it sold.

You know how they looked?

One of them had an Australian accent.

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Adam McKay

Adam McKay (born April 17, 1968) is an American film director, producer, screenwriter, comedian, and actor. McKay served as head writer for the NBC sketch comedy series Saturday Night Live for two seasons. He directed Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004), Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006), Step Brothers (2008), The Other Guys (2010), and Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues (2013). McKay has a creative partnership with actor Will Ferrell, with whom he has co-written and produced TV series and films. The Big Short (2015) was the first film McKay directed without Ferrell in the cast. Venturing into more dramatic territory, he was nominated for several awards including the Academy Award for Best Director and Best Adapted Screenplay and two British Academy Film Awards, Best Director and Best Adapted Screenplay, with McKay and co-writer Charles Randolph winning Best Adapted Screenplay at each respective ceremony. McKay and Ferrell produced their comedy website Funny or Die and HBO's Eastbound & Down through their company Gary Sanchez Productions. more…

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