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to me, like bullshit.

I was obsessed with her. I

would've done anything she wanted.

It doesn't make sense to say,

"I'll try this and not that."

That's bullshit.

What does that mean?

You know, what if she told you to

stick an ice pick in your dick.

Because you've done this,

you're gonna do that too?

"Oh, because I did this,

i gotta do that."

You know, that's...

That stinks.

She loved it,

and it wasn't

my favorite thing to do.

It was like wrangling

a wild animal every time.

It sounds

difficult, Fino.

Thanks, mama.

It got complicated.

Because I didn't like it,

the meanness

of the situation

would build up,

which made it more real,

and that made her

like it even more.

Fino, tell us what happened

this weekend.

I saw Nia

at a party.

She wanted to get rough

one more time. I agreed.

Fino, you are a sweet boy without

a mean bone in your body.

I know that.

You know that.

You would not hurt

someone intentionally

unless she...

Asked you to do it

or whatever.

Thank you, mama.

So this is important.

Listen.

What she asked you

to do this weekend...

Are you sure

it's what she wanted?

That's exactly the point.

Are you sure

that's what she wanted?

Yes, I'm sure.

Well, then, why would

she call the police?

I don't know.

Sana. Sana! Hey.

Oh, hey, Natan.

How's it going?

Uh, good, good.

Kind of been a weird week,

actually, to be honest.

Sorry I didn't call you back the other day.

I've just been really busy.

Oh, don't worry about it. Oh,

what do you study, by the way?

I never asked you.

Oh, bio.

Cool.

How about you?

Uh, film and TV.

Oh, that's cool.

Yeah, I've actually been developing

this web series for the past year.

I'm writing, directing,

acting, everything.

Oh.

How's that going?

It's a lot of work, but

it's good, it's fun.

What's it about?

Well, I play

this character

who looks and acts

just like a younger version

of Mrs. Doubtfire,

from the movie,

and she moves from Scotland to L.A. to

live with a couple college-age stoners.

Wow, so it's like

a prequel.

Uh, not really.

The character looks

and acts just like

Robin Williams' character

from the movie,

but it's supposed to be

a total coincidence.

Okay, and so the stoners can't

figure out if she's pretending

or actually has never heard of Mrs.

Doubtfire

and just happens to act

and look just like her.

Exactly. Yeah, that's

the fun, I guess.

That's pretty bold.

Yeah.

So do you play

one of the stoners?

No, no, I, uh...

I play Mrs. Doubtfire,

but with a different name.

So you dress

like a woman?

I have been, yeah.

( Laughs )

Oh, sorry. That's...

That's really funny.

Yeah, but there's this

whole conceptual side too.

It's a parody, but I'm

trying to contribute to

this whole Mrs. Doubtfire

folklore, you know?

Where the character keeps

coming back in fiction

and is always played

by a man.

Interesting.

What's it called?

"Euphegenia."

That's her first name.

Cool. Well, I hope it

works out for you. Yeah.

You know, you should come

by set and watch us film.

Oh, I can't.

I actually...

I have to go.

I got to run. Sorry.

We're shooting all next week.

Anytime is great.

Call me. We'll see.

Bye, Natan.

Okay.

Great.

Hey, shithead!

( Cackling )

Hey, man.

What's up, guys?

Hey, will.

How you doin', man?

You know, not great.

( Bong bubbling )

Did you talk to Nia?

No. It's like

she f***ing disappeared.

Her housemates say she

hasn't been home in days.

That's f***ed up.

I just don't even want

to talk about it anymore.

It's just

a f***ing nightmare.

I want to talk about anything

else and not deal with this.

Do you want to go out?

( Bong bubbling )

Yeah, sure.

Okay, okay! Yeah!

Will, any ideas?

Yeah, I got an idea.

( Chattering )

Fellas, it's their

first a.S.A. Party.

What did he say?

"Armenian student association."

Sick.

( Foreign language )

( Foreign language )

( Foreign language )

Rachmaninoff.

Look at those big,

beautiful hands.

I'll bet he could finger-bang

an orangutan with those hands.

I'm serious.

No one played the piano

like this guy

played the piano.

F*** it. Let's dance!

Yeah!

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sak!

Sak... sako, sako. Sako!

What's up?

What's wrong? Who's that girl

in the corner over there?

Oh, that's Noel, man. I buy

that sticky-icky off her.

Girl drug dealer? Girl

f***ing drug dealer, man.

Oh, my god.

The best.

Hey, you should meet her.

You should meet her.

Yeah? Why?

I'm not 100%,

but I hear she might have

a picture of herself.

Like what kind of stuff?

I hear she likes recording

herself doing things, man.

It may be sexual,

it may be just weird sh*t.

I don't know. She's an odd

person, so who knows?

Righteous.

( Shouting, cheering )

( Chattering )

Here we go!

( Rhythmic chanting )

Hey, there.

What the hell

do you want?

Uh... um...

I was just kidding.

I'm sorry.

I couldn't resist.

Oh, Jesus.

Oh, my god.

Want to hit this?

Yes. Yeah,

thank you.

Oh, my god!

What you did there

was comedy gold.

Yeah, it looked like

you were about to cry.

Hmm-mm. No.

I was considering

suicide.

I have a cyanide tablet

in my wallet

for exact situations

like this.

Wild guy!

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oh, my Jesus.

There's one guy

to do something daring

to get my attention.

Yeah, like Robin hood

type of sh*t.

Yeah.

Some action.

I've had enough

captivating conversation.

All right.

What are you doing later?

Um, I'm staying

at a friend's.

You want daring?

I'll bet you 20 bucks

that you end up in my

bedroom tomorrow morning.

What?

You heard me.

You, in my bedroom,

tomorrow morning.

All right.

Let's make a deal.

All right,

it's a deal.

Okay.

Where's the pot?

Sh*t.

Yes!

F***, yeah!

( Sniffs )

( Chanting )

Hey, are you

looking for this?

I found it

in the bathroom.

You are my savior. Thank you so much.

No problem.

Hey, we got to get this guy home.

Sh*t.

( Muttering )

Talk to you later.

Will, come on, man,

let's go!

Okay. Don't

forget our bet.

Get the f***

out of here!

( Chanting, shouting )

( Woman laughing )

Oh, my god!

Rise and shine.

It's tomorrow morning,

and you're in my room.

You're not a very good thief.

You owe me 20 bucks.

Looks like you smoked that

and then some.

Sh*t.

Yeah. Sorry.

I guess you earned it.

Was I daring enough?

Not bad.

What are those?

Um...

They're just old movies.

What, like

"gone with the wind"?

Um... no.

It's homemade pornography.

You like that stuff?

I don't know yet.

You want to convince me?

Yeah.

I can do that.

So I got this video

from my friend's cousin.

These are his parents.

I mean, I think

my friend needs some help.

But it's okay for you?

Yeah. I'm not related

to these people.

Okay, break this

down for me.

How is this appealing?

Well, I mean, this couple

is far from in their prime,

but the fact that you can tell that

the woman used to have a nice body...

Nice...

And, I mean,

she is working it like

she is young, you know?

Show me more.

Yeah?

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