The Party Is Over Page #8

gonna have to fight?

Just be cool

for a sec.

Hey, Fino,

how's it going?

Hi, David.

Will, what's up?

Hey.

It's so funny

seeing you guys here.

I was just telling Nia

the other day

how much I wanted to

apologize to you guys

for getting so f***ed

up at your place.

I didn't mean to get so sh*t-faced.

It came out of nowhere.

I had such a good time, though. I

really hope I didn't mess anything up.

Well, see you guys.

Will:
Later, David. See ya.

That was weird.

B*tch!

What?

He has no idea what happened.

She lied to me!

Why? Why? Why?

What? What?

You're a lying b*tch!

You're f***ed up!

You tried to

ruin my life

by lying to the police,

to your boyfriend,

to your parents.

You're evil.

You're sociopathic. Hey, f*** you!

Who do you think you are?

What did I do? What did

i do to deserve this?

Who do you

think you are,

telling me what I can

and cannot have?

Why did you have to go

and f*** things up?

What we had,

i thought it was the sh*t.

You were the only one who could give

me what I wanted, everything I needed,

and you had to be

such a p*ssy about it.

You had a slave

if you wanted one.

I would've done

anything for you

if you would've just given

me what I f***ing wanted!

Yeah, I screwed up,

I freaked out,

i overreacted,

but I couldn't do it

just for one night.

You're so f***ing vain

to think that you

can give someone

exactly what they want, indulge

their wildest fantasies,

and then just take it away

after months and months

that you just can't

do it anymore.

What do you think that

does to a person? Jesus.

Giving them everything that they

want and then just taking it away.

Who the f***

do you think you are?

How f***ing weak

do you think I am?

Fino, I think

you're the weakest man

I've ever met.

I hope one day

you ask someone

less kind than me

to play make-believe,

and they crush you.

Fino! Fino!

What's happening?

Hey, Fino, what the f***

did you say to her?

Hey, nice dress, f*ggot.

What?

What the f*** did you say?

You heard me, bro.

Hey, f*** you!

Oh, yeah? F*** you.

( Arguing, shouting )

Are you f***ing crazy?

A**hole!

What the f***...

Police. Break it up.

Hands off,

you f***ing a**hole!

( Siren wailing ) It's over, okay?

It's over.

What's on the tape?

My quinceaera.

FELIZ CUMPLEAOS.

Hand it over.

Dude...

Is that you?

Yeah.

Who's the girl?

Did she know you were filming her?

I was not aware.

She's looking right at the camera.

She made the tape.

Easy.

I can see that.

I got to tell you,

you both look great.

You look really good.

It's quality work.

Nice move. Did you

choreograph that?

No, Natan, I didn't know

i was being filmed.

That's all freestyle?

That's impressive.

All right.

( Coughs, clears throat )

You know, gentlemen...

And I use

that term loosely...

You know, I try

not to judge people.

Really, I try

not to judge people.

I'm certainly no stranger

to deviance myself.

It's one of the great

spices of life.

And, well,

what other reason

is there to live

if it's not

to do the things

that god says

we shouldn't do?

Sin and vice.

( Chuckles )

Sin... and vice.

These are the jewels

inside the rotary movement

required to keep

things working.

I met a woman once

in Sarajevo

who had the most...

Delicious calves

in all of Europe.

I wanted to bite into them

like a Christmas ham,

like maybe a French pear.

She was sitting alone

in a cafe, and I, uh...

I asked her

if, uh...

If, uh, I could

lick her calf.

I told her she should take five

minutes and think about it,

and if she wanted

to join me,

she should come over to my table

and we could leave together.

And you know what?

Five minutes went by,

and she came over,

and she took my hand,

and we left.

It was one of the most romantic

things I've ever done.

( Chuckling )

We got to her house...

She lived on

the outskirts of town...

We went into

her bedroom

and, uh...

Well, she had some conditions

for me... weird things.

She had a goat

out back,

and she wanted to tie that

goat up in the corner,

she wanted to crush some pills

up, it all got very confusing.

But anyway, that's not the point.

The question is,

if you're given

the chance to enjoy

the-the-the...

The base instincts

of civilized society,

do you take it?

Do you take it?

Well, you'd be

a f***ing fool not to.

Which you did.

You did.

( Laughing )

( Forced chuckle )

I don't think I'm coming

back to school next year.

Next time, don't f***ing

beat your girlfriend.

Man:

Hey, boys.

Yo.

Hi there.

Hey, I don't mean

to disturb you,

but I wanted to see if you wanted this

wheelchair. I need someone to take it.

It was my mother-in-laws, but,

uh, well, she died last week.

Sorry about that.

Oh, thank you. She was

my wife's mother, so...

My wife, she's not

doing so good.

She says she's tired of looking at

the thing, told me to get rid of it.

I'm just seeing if anybody wants it

before I leave it by the dumpster.

We don't really need it.

We're all kind of

doing fine, walking-wise.

You can sell it

or store it

or whatever.

Store it until one of us

breaks our legs?

Whatever, man.

You mind if

we ride it around?

I don't care,

as long as you take it.

We're probably gonna

get f***ed up

and act like a**holes

with this thing.

Hey, whatever you want.

I was young once.

Have fun.

Okay,

we'll take it.

Thanks.

Thanks, man.

Yeah, no problem.

Sorry about your

mother-in-law.

Oh, it's okay.

It's okay.

Here's what I say

we do with this thing, okay?

We can get

a bunch of bras

and put it

up on the roof.

I'm down for sure.

Yeah.

Yes!

We could go to

f***ing class like that.

We've got a wheelchair!

And then we'll...

And then we'll launch...

You can go anywhere!

That's kind of awesome.

Yeah.

Okay, so check it out,

check it out. Whoo!

( Exclaims )

Holy hell!

( Chattering )

Okay, here we go.

All right.

All right.

God damn it.

Are you good?

Yeah, I'm good.

[]

we're freaks! We're all

just a bunch of freaks!

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( music ends )

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