The Penguins of Madagascar: Operation - DVD Premiere Page #6

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with some fresh flowers, comfy pillows,

yummy snacks...

Guys, I have a door.

- Right over there.

- Sorry, Marlene.

- Skipper thought you should see this.

- They're zoo transfer papers.

Your new interloper... roommate,

arrived in-country this morning.

On a Class F freighter.

OK.

A Class F freighter is only used for

animals weighing 1500 pounds or more!

lf the average otter weighs 13 pounds,

that means exactly 1 15.384 otters

are headed here right now.

Fifteen hundred pounds?

That's gotta be a mistake.

Besides, if my roommate did land this

morning, it means she'd be here any...

Excuse me?

Hi. Hi, there. I'm Marlene.

You must be my new roomma...

Rat! Disgusting rat!

I'm not a rat! I'm your roommate!

Really? 'Cause with that rat face,

you must get mistaken for a rat often.

Actually, no.

Mostly because I'm an otter, see.

And my name's Mar...

I'm Rhonda.

So help yourself

to the sardines there, Rhonda.

They're kind of a

''welcome to the zoo'' kinda thing.

And I actually thought maybe we could...

So, where do I bunk?

Oh, yeah! You must be exhausted.

- We're tight on living space, so...

- This'll work.

Remember, boys.

We may not be dealing

with 1 15.384 otters at all.

lt might very well be one giant,

mutant, 1 ,500 pound otter.

Or six large,

semi-mutated, 250 pound otters.

Or 1 ,500 tiny,

one pound otters, right Skipper?

I like where your head's at, soldier.

Yeah, it's so not otters.

You mean because of how grotesquely

they've all been mutated?

No, no, of course not. lt's because

my new roommate is a walrus.

For the record,

is this walrus spy mutated in any way?

She's not a mutant! And she's not a spy!

She's just huge and kind of gross.

I've tried to be nice to her

but nothing works.

Well, we could always arrange

a nice long trip for her, right Rico?

What? No! No! I can't do that!

I mean, she's not that bad.

lt's just, maybe we just need

to get to know each other.

Wake up, Marlene.

You can't get along with everybody.

Oh, I am awake. Yeah,

mostly 'cause she snores really loud.

OK, but still, with the right attitude,

you can make any situation work.

You'll see. I'll prove to you that

I can get along with Rhonda just fine.

You watch me.

Take me out to the ball game

Take me out to the ball...

Good morning, Rhonda! How's the water?

Even better

now that I added my own bubbles.

lf you know what I mean.

Yeah. I got that.

And all over my pond, too, thanks.

You know, you really might

want to consider...

ls that my hairbrush?

Oh, this is yours?

Here, I'm done anyway.

Just be sure you clean it

before you give it back.

Give it back? But it's mine.

That's what I said. Just clean it

before you give it back, OK?

But l... You can't...

OK. Look, Rhonda, maybe we need

to set up some ground rules here.

Ground rules. Sure. I hear ya.

Great. Great. Now, if we work together

and just respect each other's...

Heads up! Booger alert!

Wait, what? Excuse me?

False alarm.

Did I mention

I have a chronic sinus thing?

That does it! Listen up sister, l...

How are you two roomies doing?

Great! We're doing great.

See! We are like sisters!

Oh, really? You seem a mite worked up.

No, I'm good.

Who are you, anyway?

As far as you're concerned,

I am nobody.

Does he always just barge in like that?

Talk about pushy.

My home! lt's ruined!

And wha... what's...

What's that smell?

Finally, I'm exhausted.

Good night, Rhonda.

Night-night.

Take me out to the ball game

Take me out to the ball game

- Take me out to the ball game...

- Stop! Stop, please!

Please! Please! You are driving...!

Rhonda, Rhonda, it is clear

that we are very different animals.

And that's great.

You know, I believe, in my heart,

that no matter how much distance

there is between them,

- two animals can...

- Hey!

Rat face, where's that hairbrush

you were supposed to give back to me?

lt's mine! lt's mine!

You cannot use my brush

to scrub your disgusting...

Hold that thought!

- Here comes another one!

- Oh, no. Here.

At least cover your face with this.

Oh, no!

The towel, don't use me, the towel...!

That was a close one. Thanks.

Rat face?

Why?!

Why?

lntruder!

Kowalski, initiate the self-destruct.

I want you guys

to get rid of Rhonda tonight! Right now!

But you're like sisters.

I don't care if we're identical twins!

- I want her gone! Forever!

- Cancel self-destruct.

Now I know you're all worked up.

Maybe you should calm down,

think things through before you...

She used me as a tissue!

Talk to me, simians.

Here it is, two shipping containers,

both scheduled to leave...

Whichever one's going furthest,

put her in it.

Just make sure it

ships out of here tonight, you hear me?

Kowalski, options.

We can't close the top, Skipper.

We may have to abort,

wait until tomorrow to...

Cut of my way, soldier!

Hey, Rhonda, I got a song for ya.

Take me out to the ball game

Take me out to...

Bye-bye, Rhonda.

- Home sweet...

- Marlene!

You might want to take a look at this.

lt's the shipping label on Rhonda's

crate. lt's headed for Alaska.

Private, I don't care if that crate

is going to a polar bear reserve.

- I am done...

- But it is!

lt is? lt is what?

Going to a polar bear reserve!

But polar bears eat walruses,

don't they?

What have I done?

We need to stop that crate

and bring Rhonda back!

I thought you hated that spy.

For the last time, Rhonda is not a spy!

And yes, yes, I hate her.

But I'll hate myself even more

if I let something bad happen to her.

Not on my watch.

There's the crate!

I'm on it, Skipper.

Marlene, wait!

I've got to save her!

This is an ideal time

to try out my invention.

- Will it help?

- Couldn't hurt.

Just throw it to her!

Of course,

I suppose it could hurt very much

in that I still don't know what it does.

So that's what this does.

What the heck is this doing here?

This crate's supposed to be going

to the Hoboken Aquarium?

Whatever.

Well, at least she wasn't a spy.

- Marlene, have you seen my invention?

- Yeah, sure, it's right...

I mean, it was right... lying right...

Agent 12 calling Dr. Blowhole.

I have a priority one coded alert:

Take me out to the ball game.

Repeat:
Take me out to the ball game.

Agent 12 out.

Hit it!

Cute and cuddly, boys!

What? What is it?!

I didn't touch it, I swear!

- Evacuate! Evacuate!

- We're under attack!

Gentlemen, if this had been an actual

tennis ball machine uprising,

we would've lost, game, set, match.

- This... was a drill?

- Affirmative.

- Sorry, Skipper.

- Don't be sorry, Private.

Be alert. You never know

when our enemies are about...

- What in the hamsteak?!

- Skipper... is this part of the drill?

Here you go, Doc.

Four penguins, ready for treatment.

Why thank you, Alice.

This is just a routine visit

to the doctor.

Turn and cough, boys. Turn and cough.

OK, who's my first victim?

Wow. That's a big needle.

Let's start with you, friend.

This is all routine, men. Nothing to...

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