The Penguins of Madagascar: Operation - DVD Premiere Page #7

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Nothing to fear here.

Just a routine visit. Totally normal.

Don't panic, men!

- Keep it together!

- OK.

Next.

Be strong, Kowalski! Be strong!

Good Galileo! Galileee...!

The man's a butcher.

Rico, evac! Move, man! Move!

All righty, you're up, pal.

OK, and now...

Think again, Dr. Deranged!

I don't do needles.

I don't mean to be cheeky, but why'd the

doctor have to give the shot in the bum?

Our fleshy buttocks make

ideal distribution points

for injected medicines.

Unfortunately.

Listen to us carrying on.

lt was just a little pin prick.

Skipper'd be ashamed of us.

Yes. I expect him to drop

through that hatch any moment

and call us a bunch of whiny babies.

Bug out, men! Bug out! Our entire

operation has been compromised!

- Compromised?!

- ls this another drill?

Negative!

All you need to know is we've got to...

Evacuate! Evacuate!

Pack light! Only the essentials.

ln less than two minutes,

we leave this base forever!

- Forever?

- Forever!

Forever.

I've got the zoo in total lockdown.

Nobody gets in, nobody gets out.

ls that really necessary, Alice?

Yes! I'm telling you,

that penguin is a tricky one!

Lockdown. They're on to me!

I mean... us.

This complicates

our escape considerably.

Hot dog cart at three o'clock. Roll out.

Rico, lights!

Kowalski, options.

We'll need a diversion. I suggest

releasing the spider monkeys.

- Bedlam is their middle name.

- They never disappoint.

Amid the chaos, we escape

through the South entrance.

Good, and then?

Then we getjobs

as holiday store displays!

When we've earned enough money, we build

a new secret lair! One with laser beams!

Laser beams!

Solid plan, Kowalski. I dig it!

Me too. But I do have one question.

- Shoot, little Private.

- Didn't you get your shot, Skipper?

Yeah. Yeah. Of course I did.

What could possibly

make you think such a thing?

The doctor didn't take your ankle tag.

I can't lie to you men.

We're leaving this zoo because I'm a...

You're a...?

No. I'm a...

I'm not familiar with that term.

I'm a...

lt sounds like he's trying

to say he's afraid.

Private, that's the most absurd,

ridiculous, nonsensical...

No, Private's right!

We're leaving the zoo because

I'm afraid to get a shot.

Actually, I kinda suspected.

Skipper, there's nothing to fear

from a visit to the doctor.

Except his big, sharp needle

and its slow burn of pain that...

That doesn't feel as bad as it feels.

We'll be at your side

every step of the way.

Gentlemen, it's an honor

to serve with you.

Come on. lt's time to stop running.

There she is.

Just waddle over and turn yourself in.

Nothing to it, right, Skipper?

Skipper?

Skipper!

You really don't want to

get that shot, do you?

I don't think we're gonna catch him.

Clearly, he is the master,

and we, his unworthy students.

lf we don't find an answer soon,

Skipper may leave the zoo grounds

- forever.

- Forever?

Evacuate!

We can't lose Skipper.

There must be some way.

Wait. Alice is looking for a penguin

wearing an ankle tag, right?

Private, you're not thinking...?

lndeed I am! I think.

lf you are thinking what I think you're

thinking, I think it could be risky.

lf it means getting the Skipper back,

it'll all be worth it.

OK, here's what I'm thinking.

We change the zoo records to say

there are only three penguins.

Hold that thought.

You! Freeze!

I thought you were taller.

- Oh, well.

- Yes!

Private's plan is working!

Phil, I don't know how to

break this to you.

There is no ''checkmate'' in checkers.

You groom your

mother with those hands?

All the trouble you caused.

I should get hazard pay!

Private's sacrificing himself... for me?

I say, how long

have you been under there?

Two shots in one day.

- Boy's not gonna sit for weeks.

- Pardon?

Private pulled the ol'

switcheroo on Alice.

She thinks he's me.

He's gonna take my shot.

Oh, dear. Phil says if Private

has already had one shot,

a second one could make him

quite ill... or worse.

Doc? Hey, Doc!

I got your missing penguin.

Skipper? What are you doing here?

Saving you from saving me.

But it's all right.

I don't mind taking another shot.

I can always turn the other cheek.

You'll mind if it makes you sick...

- ...or worse.

- How worse?

You know, the chimps didn't say.

I assume you'll grow a second head

or something.

I don't want a second head!

Then hurry, man!

The doc will be here any second.

You know, Skipper, none of us think

any less of you for being afraid.

Well, I do.

My fear almost hurt a friend.

Now get out of here, soldier.

Well, there you are, my little friend.

Now, please hold still.

This won't hurt at all.

Actually, it was excruciating,

but it could have been worse.

lt's funny how fear feeds on itself,

like an engorged tick, ripe with blood

- and ready to burst in a shower of...

- Skipper, please!

Oh, sorry, men.

The point is, fear of medical

professionals is completely unwarranted.

Yes, the benefits to one's health

and well-being are simply too...

Looks like you penguins are due

for a visit to the dentist.

The dentist?!

But we don't have teeth.

Hit it!

Cute and cuddly, boys!

All hands, intruder alert!

- Oh, hello, neighbor.

- Hey!

Those snack provisions

are for authorized personnel only.

Do not worry.

lt is only l, King Julien,

who is borrowing your

delicious food for my stomach.

Yes, that is it. ''Borrowing.''

And kick, punch, chop, mulch, duck,

spin, back-flip, twirl, bob and weave!

Weave and bob! Pli!

Punch, kick! And... punch.

Hello, neighbor!

Fore!

lt is OK! I have 400 more golf balls

where that came from.

I like golf.

I like flying!

I don't like drowning.

- Look out, coming through.

- What the...?

Hello! You've run out ofjuice.

- Hello, neighbor.

- What are you... ?

But this is our home. Our HQ.

Our inner sanctum.

- You can'tjust...

- I can't hear you. Television too loud!

Gentlemen, we need a vacation.

- A vacation from that lemur.

- We could visit a zoo!

They have pandas, hippos

- and a lovely house of reptiles.

- Private, you do know we live in a zoo?

- But we could visit a different zoo!

- Rico!

Kowalski! Calculate the furthest trip

possible from our present location.

- Climate?

- Unspecified.

- Elevation?

- Unimportant.

- Lemur population?

- Zero-point-zero percent.

I've come up with two locations

that fit our vacation parameters.

- Denmark.

- I can't set foot in Denmark.

- Why not, Skipper?

- That's private, Private!

Between me and the Danes.

Very well. That leaves one location.

- The moon.

- Gentlemen, we are going to the moon.

And no, there's no zoo on the moon.

Well, we'll never get to the moon

at this rate. Let's pick up the pace.

Men, I present to you...

the Penguin One.

ls it... safe, Skipper?

- Kowalski?

- Technically speaking? Maybe.

Say goodbye to Earth, boys.

But Skipper, Earth has some of

my favorite things.

Like cookies. And oxygen.

''And brown paper packages

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