The Penny Dreadful Picture Show Page #4

I gotta go get ready for the

show.

Show?

You'll see.

Give that b*tch a show.

Babe, mellow...

Hello?

Oh hi, honey, what?

That's great news, I'll see you

then.

That was Papa, so we can start

the show.

He said he'd be home in time for

dinner.

Cody!

Are you drinking a Pepsi?

Have you offer these folks a

Pepsi

or a beer?

Where are your manners?

When are you gonna learn to be

hospitable?

I'm sorry Mama.

All right well you do the right

thing now,

have a beer Pepsi.

Yes Mama.

You want Pepsi?

Hey. Yay!

Okay guys

just don't make fun of my

outfit.

I grew a bit since I graduated.

Do you want to tell her that

her outfit

isn't a problem or shall I?

Brady loves my cheers.

Ruthie and Cody, Candy and all

of them.

Candy, Ruthie likes to be called

Candy now.

I love Candy!

Yeah we all love Candy.

Give me a G.

Yay!

I don't have a good feeling

about this.

Nah this is cool.

Come on everybody.

Give me an R, A.

It's kosher, trust me.

Okay now give me an S.

S!

Okay, that does spells?

Generals!

Way to go Brady, Way to go

Brady.

Happy birthday.

Ah...

I missed the show.

Honey.

You wore your apron home again.

Yeah, I've been busy.

I can't believe you don't

know...

have smell that thing when you

are driving home.

Oh stop it, it's just me, I'm a

butcher.

Everybody let's eat, we'll ah,

make

introductions at the table.

Now where you kids heading, uh?

Ran away from home.

That isn't funny, don't insult

our guests.

Really not that insulting.

No...

Aren't you guys eating?

There is plenty of food.

Yeah go and get you some.

No, where are not gonna eat,

because we are not f***ing

cannibals.

Oh, I'm so sorry.

You guys are those vegetarians.

Silly me, I should've of known,

big city kids.

I'm sorry I should've made you

more vegetables.

We're not vegetarians.

Well then.

What is it then?

That you insult our

intelligence ma'am.

We know what you inbred

hillbillies are up to.

Now that's insulting.

I'm afraid I'm gonna have to...

ask you kids to leave.

Why because we are not falling

for your

f***ing tricks, not eating your

poison food?

Not willing to become your next

set of victims?

What in the hell are you

talking about.

Don't piss him off lady.

You are starting to piss him

off.

Mama I'm getting scared.

Shut the f*** up you little

tramp.

That's enough!

I want some salt.

Where is he, huh?

The other brother.

The one with the chain saw,

power drill,

you guys keep him locked up in

the basement,

waiting for us to get all doped

up on your

poison food. Is that it?

Now listen boy, I've got the

van,

I think it's best you all sleep

outside tonight.

Okay, I don't want no sh*t y'all

happen to be on,

but you're scaring my family.

Scared?

And that ain't right.

You wanna see something really

scary?

Yes!

Ow... Ow...

You know what pistol whipped

is?

Check this sh*t hole out,

I'm sure there's place where

they are

keeping the bodies, or at least

all this sh*t that they jacked.

Shut up!

Stand her together; Just in

case anybody

gets sloppy I want you to fuss

them all.

Whoa...

Why y'all doing this?

Justice, payback.

It's the right thing to do.

Why are you splitting everybody

up.

It's psychological,

see what you think is going on,

is almost always worse than

what's really going on...

Although we do intend to do

some pretty wicked sh*t.

That sounds gruesome.

No. God, no.

Y'all think we killed

them Potterville kids don't you?

And the spring break kids

and the missing girl scouts, or

the hitch hiker?

No, I swear we didn't have

anything to do with it.

I swear you have the wrong

people.

I don't think so.

I am going to ask you one more

time.

You got monogrammed sh*t

all over the house.

Okay, you have an extra place

setting

at the f***in table.

So where is Rusty?

Rusty is our son.

He was lost in the war.

He never came home.

I always set a place for him.

Why are you trying my patience.

B*tch, do you want to die?

Okay, okay it's your birthday.

What do you want for your

birthday?

It'll be like magic.

I want my cake.

Try this. Try this, come on.

What?

I'm eating them all night.

Don't worry about it, man.

It's your birthday, man.

You're not getting cake, f***

tard.

You're not getting cake.

Good girl, one, two.

Nice, nice.

Nice little torture chamber we

have here.

Okay, okay, okay.

Calm down, no tears, you want

cake?

Yeah.

Here is the f***in cake, here

it is.

I want cake. Big piece.

Tell me what are you?

Necrophiliacs? Pedophiles?

Not that I have any f***ing

idea.

F***in republicans you son of a

b*tch

That an old picture of Tricky

Dick up there.

I mean, not that that explains

anything at all.

Even though there are plenty of

cannibals

with pictures of Nixon on the

wall.

You know what I'm saying?

I am what you might call a

nympho.

I'm always horny.

I think about sex every second.

Mmm. Yum. Cake is good!

Good!

Do you want some?

You can have a piece.

You can have a piece, we can

share it

with your friends.

Wait!

Cake, you want some?

Have a piece of cake.

Hello?

Sh*t.

You all right?

Yeah, I'm cool.

Your fella is on fire tonight.

That's far out.

Dynamite.

So you got some dirt, right?

Man, these people are all good.

Tight as a drum.

Even checked back in the shed.

Nada.

But they are guilty, you know?

Who.

Ronnie is always right.

Yeah. Ronnie is always right.

Yeah I do know one thing

though,

I am way too sober for this

sh*t.

Wanna rock a speedball?

Hey,

just promise you won't touch my

tits okay?

Promise.

This guy he is a f***in demon.

Hey get a grip, Hoss.

He is a f***in demon.

Hey, calm down.

Why you gone like this?

Us?

We're normal, you're the

weirdoes.

It is 1975,

who the f*** doesn't own a

television?

We just want to be left alone,

that's all.

Just want to be left alone.

Too bad, bro. We are all in

this together.

See what you do effects other

people.

You know that tow truck out

there?

It spits sh*t out into the air.

And that pollution is causing

the planet to cool.

Yeah that's right fucko.

Another ice age because of

idiots like you.

It's called global cooling

You serious?

F***in right I am!

Why the f*** can't you people

just be normal?

You know I am a little

disappointed, I...

thought a hooker like you would

perform better.

Huh?

Are you itchy, I am itchy.

I'm a little itchy, I'm a little

itchy.

I got some bug spray.

Does Candy have some crabs.

You got some crabs?

Maybe sweet little Candy has the

crabs.

Stop it, please.

Say cheese.

Birthday Brady, birthday Brady.

Yeah I am just getting warmed

up.

Hey you ready Mamma?

You ready for the show?

It's my birthday.

No cut a piece. Cut a piece. Cut

a piece.

Don't take, cut apiece!

Did we get them little bugs

out? Hmm?

Why don't you just chew on

these for a minute.

Make yourself useful.

It's gonna be good.

Okay, ready?

Sit tight back there.

I'll get you all ready.

Come on, come on.

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