The Penny Dreadful Picture Show Page #5

No, No.

Don't waste that good sh*t.

You're wasting it.

Come on.

It is good.

I know.

Wow!

It's why you married him, you

know?

It is good!

Real beautiful, f***ing crazy

beautiful.

What?

What are you saying?

Yeah, come on.

Come on.

No, no, no, my cake.

What?

It's mine.

What?

F***ing B*tch!

F***ing shoot in me.

Jesus.

F***ing B*tch!

What the f*** happened?

Why did you do that?

This is my cake!

Now what?

Jesus.

That b*tch has a gun!

Whew!

So... f***ing pervert.

Ron?

Ron, what happened?

She got all f***ed up.

Where's Nancy?

Nancy is missing, you go find

her.

But first shut that old hag up.

Okay.

I'm going to take care of the

retard.

Yeah.

Hey. What happened?

I want some cake.

Can I have some more cake?

Your friend ate my cake, I

shared.

I did.

And he took more.

Can I have some cake?

You know maybe at the end of

the day,

she really does make sense.

This isn't like last year.

I didn't have any friends at my

party last year.

F*** me.

I just hope this Rusty shows

up.

Because I'll be ready for him.

Rusty can't come home.

He's with grandma and grandpa

now.

Cody? Ooh.

Maybe we should just leave it

up to fate.

Can you wake up my brother he

has to take me

to the mall on Thursday.

Okay monkey boy.

Game. I like games, I play

games.

I am good at games.

Checkers and cards

and ping pong.

Since things got a little out

of hand

I figure it's the only way to

keep it fair.

Pow.

Look at you super star.

You got yourself a second

chance.

That's a gun.

A gun.

And its for you.

My dad has a gun. He wont let

me touch it

He says it's dangerous.

It is.

Dangerous. Dangerous.

That's right, it's time for you

to exercise

your second amendment rights

friend.

Cody says that

"Guns don't kill people. People

kill people."

We went hunting.

Cody took me.

Don't be shy.

Come on.

Aim that thing right her.

And he shot a deer and we ate

it.

Shoot me.

And it was dry, I didn't like

it.

Shoot me.

Oh come on and shoot me,

you retarded mother f***er.

Okay.

Did I?

Did I win?

Jerry?

Hey Jerry, Jerry wake up.

Jerry wake up.

Where are we?

I don't know, convenience

store?

What happened

I was passed out.

Here is some tea

to warm you up.

There you go, sport.

Oh darling let me help you.

There you go.

Kind of a rough night up there,

huh?

We don't know what you are

talking about.

We got real drunk, and...

Passed out real early.

Real early.

Drinks?

Are you sure about that?

You still have that rig

tied around your arm.

I am sure you don't need that to

throw back

a couple of cold ones.

Shame what happened to the

Slaughter family.

Slaughter family?

Oh yeah.

Slaughter

That was their, that's their

name.

Kind of ironic seeing as how

Billy Jack was a butcher.

Ah, been having a tough time

last couple of years.

Rusty and all.

Their son.

It was kinda tough on me too

being in the middle

of the family situation like

that,

having to keep that secret.

How do you mean?

Well, Rusty got a little messed

up

in Johnson's war over there.

Brutally disfigured, face all

burnt up.

He didn't want to come back

to the family looking like that.

He wasn't ready for normal

society.

So we just decided to tell them

he's dead.

And I told him he could come

here and live with me

and I would help him out with

his issues.

Jerry?

They turn our boys in to killing

machines.

It's hard to let go.

Hey, maybe someday

Rusty will just want to stop

killing.

Could maybe even turn back to be

normal.

Rusty!

That was great!

I have never seen that one

before.

And I thought I have seen every

slasher

especially from the seventies.

Will you stop talking?

You talked through the entire

film.

Nobody does that not even

Agatha.

And she's crazy.

I'm sorry.

Maybe we can just be friends.

I already have the best friends

in the world.

I don't need friends.

What I need is true love's first

kiss,

and you are definitely not it.

Okay, okay, don't have to get

all crazy.

Crazy, crazy, psycho?

The last boy said mean things,

too.

No, no, no. This is real?

This is real?

Uh, hello? Welcome to the

undead movie party.

So do you all think

we should let him go?

Probably not a good idea.

This

is going

to be

harder

than I

thought.

Ah. All better.

Who's that?

Hello?

Is anybody here.

I am here about the items you

posted

on craigslist.

I didn't post.

I did.

Oh

He was trying to make a little

extra money.

Ah. Well this is a great place

you have here.

It's a real fixer upper.

Are you guys putting on a show

or something?

Something.

Okay. That is my personal space

thank you.

Here we go these are all

antiques.

Each one is $10,

or you can take the whole box

for $100.

Wow, okay yeah.

This is actually some great

stuff here.

You should take this.

Okay, but I was thinking more

about the...

It's free.

Free?

Free?

Well, great. Okay.

Yeah, I mean it's just like the

kind I had as a kid...

You should really do that at

home.

Okay I will do that at home.

Thank you, for the...

and let me know about the whole

show thing I'll buy tickets and

bring the family.

Goodbye.

Should we go after him?

Oh no I think we got him

covered.

Sorry about the lack of

finances, Wolfboy.

That's okay I am more worried

about Penny.

Oh that's sweet.

Feels like this true love thing

is

right in front of me

starring me in the face.

What should we do in the mean

time?

Let's watch a movie.

"Halloween"

Froggy Fresh

and Money maker Mike, of

course

Ghosts, goblins and monsters

galore

I don't even wanna trick or

treat no more.

Some of the scariest things

I've ever seen.

You know what I mean? It's

Halloween.

Ghosts, goblins and monsters

galore

I don't even wanna trick or

treat no more.

Some of the scariest things

I've ever seen.

You know what I mean.

It's Halloween.

It was October 31st

Me and Mike have walked 10

miles

and we were dying of thirst

Then all of a sudden

we remembered about the curse

It was the curse of the

Birmingham hearse

On this very night, 20 years

ago

A big black hearse went

spinning off the road

For no good reason it blew all

4 tires

And guess who was inside it?

Mike Myers

We heard stories but we knew

they weren't true

About the boy who went

missing,

They only found his shoes.

Scary, but it never happened

to us

We weren't afraid, we were way

too tough

But then we heard a noise,

and then a creepy voice

Was it a monster?

Was it James and his boys?

Then Mike Myers came busting

out the bush

We got up on the bike,

I screamed "Push Mike, push!"

Ghosts, goblins and monsters

galore

I don't even wanna trick or

treat no more.

Some of the scariest things

I've ever seen.

You know what I mean.

It's Halloween.

Ghosts, goblins and monsters

galore

I don't even wanna trick or

treat no more.

Some of the scariest things

I've ever seen.

You know what I mean.

It's Halloween.

Mike pedaled fast but it

wasn't fast enough

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