The Physician
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IN EUROPE'S MIDDLE AGES, HEALING ARTS DEVELOPED
DURING ROMAN TIMES ARE ALMOST FORGOTTEN
LITTLE KNOWLEDGE
AT THE SAME TIME ON THE OTHER END OF
THE WORLD MEDICAL SCIENCE FLOURISHES
THE PHYSICIAN:
ENGLAND:
1021 A.D.
[Barber] Back and forth, up and down...
left to right for more than
one hundred years.
But nowhere have I had the pleasure of
looking out upon a crowd...
with prettier girls...
than here in your wonderful
Rough Dovender.
Why do I specially like it here because...
I always lay me best eggs here.
[Imitates chicken clucking sounds]
Ladies, Lords from broken bones...
to teeth rotting down in your jawbone...
to useless stumps.
From pustules on the backside to
thick, black fluid in your lungs.
No matter the ailment conjured up by the
devil to plague us poor Christian folk.
Me and me alone has the cure.
[Rob] Hey !That's my bread.
- [Rob]Give it back!
- [Barber]Heal up, come up, heal up for 3 pence...
Dear Lord Jesus. Have mercy upon us,
your poorest children.
Protect my sweet Rob from the anger
and much a-fists of bigger boys.
Turn back the stinky finger my Samuel uses
pull snot from his nose at table.
And let my baby Anne wait until I
finish grace before
she puts so much of a crumb
of bread in her greedy little mouth.
Amen.
[Kids] Amen.
Ma?
It's nothing.
Ma?
Mom!
Oh dear God, make it stop.
Ma!
Come quick, my ma needs help.
- Go away. I'm not here.
- Please, barber.
To hell with "please, barber"!
What do I care about another whimsy whore
in this dung-hole of a city.
Go home! Come back tomorrow if she
ain't dead by then!
Get out of my wagon!
I cleanse this sinful heart with this
sacred oil.
In the name of the Father, the Son
and the Holy Ghost.
Amen.
Hurry!
- Ma, I've brought the barber to heal you.
- Oh!
[woman] What's he doing here?!
She's got him. It's too late...
for me.
There is no cure for what ails this
woman but the grace of God.
Anything else would be called witchcraft.
Amen, Father. You've taken the words
out of me mouth.
No, barber, please!
Is there someone here who disputes the
authority of the Holy Church?
Father, not me.
Dear God and Lord Jesus...
have mercy on us three children.
Return our mother to us.
We need her more than you.
Please, Lord Jesus.
Please God.
The utensils go to whoever takes
the youngest.
- We can take the two youngest.
- They can sleep in the stable.
If you can take two, why not three?
We can't fill his hungry mouth.
Don't cry, Samuel. Mother... she's
always with us.
Let's go!
Come on! Come on!
Rob!
Come on!
Come on!
I'm taking these for the penny owed
for the sacred oil.
Where should I go?
Pray to the Almighty God for guidance.
- I can look after horse. I know horses.
- My heart bleeds for you lad.
Who's there?
Show yourself!
Before the 3 of us come up and
rip you apart.
How did you get here?
You need a faster horse.
Down.
- Please, just tonight.
- No.
Get your filthy rump out of here.
- Please.
- NO!!
Could you have saved her, Barber?
There's no cure for side sickness.
- Is your Ma still alive?
- Nah, died pushing me out.
- Do you have family?
- No.
I'm sorry. Who do you talk to
when you're all alone?
I don't. I sleep like now.
You have to shut your hole.
I've seen everything the good Lord
put on the Earth for us to see.
And some terrifying things no
man was supposed to witness.
That's why I can stand here before you
and say that...
I'm gonna tear off your arms.
And then I'm gonna kill ya.
I was just dressing a wound.
No where have I had the pleasure...
of looking out up a crowd with
prettier girls...
No one less delighted by filthy tunes.
Then here, in beautiful Ethelweller.
Hell, it's broken.
For three pence I can fix it for you.
Come see us at the marketplace.
Nowhere are the girls prettier.
- You said that already!
- Oh shut up. Hey !
My juggler!
I found him at the bottom of a well. Hop, hop!
The show is for free, and the
treatment is almost for free.
- Where the hell were you?
- House visit.
A spoonful of kidney ash, every morning...
gets your kidney problems out of the way.
For forgetfulness, tie the dried tongue
of a hooper bird around your neck.
- And this is a very special potion.
- This is witchcraft!
I picked the hops myself under
a full moon.
[heckler] You'll end up in hell.
It will stop your wife from bringing
more brats for the world.
Whether their yours or your neighbor's.
- [heckler] It's black magic!
- [Barber] Shut up! Come and get healed!
Just the ignorant apprentice of an
ancient master.
If you don't like the looks of me, you shouldn't
have fallen off your broomstick hag.
Who's next?
- Goodnight, little boy.
- Goodnight.
How was it?
Oh I'm in love.
You should stick to whores, too.
Much less stress...
another mans wives and daughters.
Oh, Rob...
- Need a hand old man?
- Ah! Don't you dare!
Bollocks.
Have you ever wondered what's inside?
In here.
Flesh, blood, bones. Your soul,
if you have one.
And down here?
More flesh, more blood.
So does side sickness come from
bad blood?
I don't care if it comes from my ass.
Can't cure it, can't charge for it.
Have you never wondered what's inside?
Have you never looked?
- I can slice you up after breakfast.
- No, I mean like in dead people.
Don't you ever talk about that again.
Never!
Do you know what the church does to
necromancers?
Burn them at the stake.
Stop talking about the side sickness. It
Not another word. Never.
Pliers!
Open your mouth.
More light.
Hold down on him.
Holy earth from the Mount of Olives.
Stir it in your mead and swallow
it in one gulp.
Have you forgotten how to drink, lad?
I'll remind you.
Like that, boy.
Like that.
The farmer with the tooth.
- Death is coming for all of us.
Nah, I felt it.
- You felt death?
- Yes.
Death won't trouble him over a toothache.
My apprentice thinks it's the suicide.
When is my husband coming back
from war?
War, not too soon I hope.
What will harvest be like this year?
[villager]That's them, the devils!
You there!
- Murderers!
- You need to give us some answers.
In the morning this poor soul went to
work in the field.
At noon he went to see you to cure
his aching tooth.
By evening, he breathed his last.
[Barber]Run away!
You bewitched this poor man with
black magic.
You trespassed against the Lord and
THE CHURCH!!
You owe my sister a husband.
It might be hard if he's as ugly as
you are.
Get him!
I think you'll live another
hundred years.
I told you to run.
I'll start on the roof tomorrow.
Then what?
- They'll heal.
- Not before we starve.
- You should go.
- And leave you to the wolves?
I can always beg for alms outside
the church.
- Yeah, and in winter?
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