The Pickwick Papers Page #2
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of mine for the occasion. But you are rather slim, and
I -
Rather fat. A Bacchus dismounted from
tub.
Have some wine.
I was about to observe that a suit of my friend Mr.
Winkle would perhaps fit you better.
He has a new blue coat with the club buttons. He's
own invention, and not yet officially in use by the rest
of us.
Just the thing. Let music be the food of Love. Play
on?
Give me excess of it. Et cetera and so forth. After
you, sir.
- Music -
Charming group. Pompous doctor. Army. Gaudy.
Lady in
black, aging widow. Lots of money. Our first chance
to
get our dance with widow, doctor's nose out of joint.
Entertaining. Very.
Do you know the Lady, sir?
Never saw her in my Life.
Your servant, ma'am. Jingles the name. Lord
Alfred Jingle. Link major the 33rd. May I have the
honor of this dance? So charming, please, may I?
Well.
And what is the name, Love?
Budger.
Budger. Any relation to Colonel Budger?
- Music-
Sir, my name is Slammer. Dr. Slammer, sir. 97th
regiment Chatham Barracks. My card, sir, my card.
Much obliged. Not sick at the moment, Slammer.
When I
am, Look you up.
Sir, you're a stuffier, a poltroon, a coward, a Liar.
Will nothing induce you to give me your card, sir?
I see. Too much claret cup. Elderly gentlemen, the
hot room. Very foolish. Suffer in morning. Lemonade
much safer.
You are intoxicated now, sir. You shall hear from me
in the morning, sir. I shall find you out, sir. I shall
find you out.
Possible. I doubt very much if youll find me in.
- Music-
Mr. Winkle.
Mr. Winkle. Mr. Winkle. Boots informs me that a
gentleman in the coffee room is asking for you with
great
insistence?
For me?
It's the gentleman who owns the blue dress coat
with the guilt buttons, sir.
- Music-
This is the gentleman what owns the blue coat, sir.
Sir, allow me to introduce my -
You will not be surprised when I tell you I have
called
here on behalf of my friend, Dr. Slammer of the 97th.
Dr. Slammer of the who?
My friend Dr. Slammer commissioned me to say that
should you plead the excuse of intoxication for your
behavior Last night -
Intoxication? Mr. Winkle? Never.
He will consent to accept a written apology to be
penned by you from my dictation.
A written apology? For what, sir?
Yes, for what?
I was not present myself, sir. The matter is between
yourself and Dr. Slammer. You are aware of course
that the
alternative to an apology is a duel.
A duel?
A duel.
A duel? May I have a word with my friend? Mr.
Pickwick,
This is a nightmare. I did wear my blue coat Last night.
It was Lying on the floor this morning. I must have
taken too much wine, changed my coat, gone
somewhere and
insulted someone, and this is the terrible
consequence?
My dear sir.
Shall I write the apology?
Can you as a man of honor?
You feel I should accept the challenge?
As a gentleman, you have no choice.
Absolutely none?
Absolutely none.
Then you know best, I hope.
Sir, my friend accepts the challenge.
Shall we say sunset this evening, sir?
Shall we, Mr. Winkle? We shall, sir.
If you will come to Fort Pitt, I will meet you there
and take you to a secluded place where the affair
can be
conducted without fear of interruption. Good
morning,
sir.
Good morning.
You will need a second, Mr. Winkle.
Shall I?
I should be honored to attend you.
Thank you.
Not at all. Course of friendship, sir.
- Music-
Will he be a good shot, this doctor?
Most of these military men are. But so are you, are
you not?
Sometimes.
You've always given me to understand that you have
a very nimble arm with firearms.
Mr. Pickwick, if I fall, you will find in a packet
which I shall place in your hands a letter for my
father.
Mr. Pickwick, if this should come to the ears of
the authorities, you might be transported for Life as
an
accessory to the fact.
In the cause of friendship, I would brave all
dangers.
Mr. Pickwick, I must not be prevented from fighting
this duel. You must not give information to the local
authorities. Do not obtain the assistance of several
peace officers to take either me or Dr. Slammer into
custody. I say, do not.
Not for the world.
- Music-
There's nothing more to be said, I think, sir. An
apology has been resolutely declined.
Yes, sir, it has.
They are loaded. Do you object to using them?
Certainly not, sir.
We may place our men, then, I think.
Yes, I think we may.
Be calm, my dear fellow, and shoot only to wing him.
In 15 seconds precisely upon the command, 20
paces,
turn and fire. One, two, three, four.
Are you sure you have that letter, Mr. Pickwick?
Yes, yes, my dear fellow. Concentrate on the matter
at
hand.
Who are you?
What's all this? That's not the man.
Not the man?
Not the man?
Not the man?
Certainly not.
Extraordinary.
Most extraordinary.
I'm not the man. I knew it.
Then why didn't you say so, sir?
Yes, sir. Why didn't you say so?
Because, sir, you ascribed intoxication an
ungentlemanly behavior to a person wearing a coat
which I
not only have the honor to own, but to have invented,
the proposed uniform of the Pickwick Club of
London. The
honor of that uniform I felt bound to maintain, and I
therefore without inquiry accepted the challenge
which
you offered me.
Oh, Mr. Winkle. Bravo.
My dear sir, I honor your gallantry.
I beg you won't mention it, sir.
I shall feel proud of your acquaintance, sir.
It will afford me the greatest of pleasure to know
you, sir.
I think we may adjourn.
Certainly.
Certainly, sir.
Certainly.
Can't understand. Usually I'm Lucky at cards. Lost
ancestral seat. Fortune, horses, one fell swoop.
My friends.
My dear sir.
We have met some worthy gentleman who are
interested
in the pursuits of our club. Very pleasant fellows. And
here they are.
- Music -
Allow me to introduce you. Dr. Slammer.
I have met this gentleman before. Sir, you were
present
at the ball Last night.
I seem to recall something to that effect.
That person was your companion.
I believe it's Possible.
I ask you once again in the presence of these
gentlemen whether you will choose to give me your
card
and receive the treatment of a gentleman, or whether
you
impose on me the necessity of kicking you on the
spot.
One moment, Dr. Slammer. Haven't I seen you
acting in
the local theater, sir?
Certainly.
He is a strolling actor. You cannot proceed in the
affair, Slammer. Impossible.
Quite, sir.
Allow me to suggest, sir, that the best way of
avolding
a recurrence of this situation in the future is to
be more select in your choice of companions. Good
day, sir.
And allow me to say, sir, had I been Dr. Slammer or
had
I been the Lieutenant, I should have pulled your nose,
sir, and the nose of every man present. I would, sir.
Every man.
My name is Payne, sir. Dr. Payne with the 43rd.
Good day, sir.
Do I understand that you were the wearer of my
coat
Last night, Mr. Jingle?
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