The Pirate Fairy Page #3

No one can stop us When we're so

High in the stratosphere!

Hey-ho

We'll be the freighter

that plunders

Every one of the world's

seven wonders

When we're up in the skies

For who can fight a

frigate that flies?

No one can fight a

frigate that flies

Next we'll roam to Rome, me lads

And here's what I'll be stealin'

I'll rob the Sistine Chapel

Of the Sistine Chapel's cieilin'

And for all the folks in Egypt

It will be a dismal day

They'll be crying for their mummies

When we take their mummies away!

Hey-ho

Imagine the places that we'll go

No can stop us when we're so high!

They will all cower in fear

Hey-ho, from Delhi to Rio to Venice

There's no city that

we will not menace

When we're up in the skies

For who can fight a

frigate that flies?

No one can fight a

frigate that flies

- Oh, how high we will be!

- We will be

'Cause the blue fairy dust

Surely packs a mighty wallop

Only takes a dollop

- Soon it will set us free

- We'll be free

From the chains of gravity

Then we'll hoist up the sail

And we'll set course for the sun

'Cause when you've got wings

No wicked deed cannot be done

And we owe it all

To our great and glorious captain

Although, now that you mention it,

why are we taking orders

from some fairy, anyway?

Heh, heh, heh...

Two, three, four!

Hey-ho, imagine the

places that we'll go

No one can stop us

when we're so high

- Givin' a pirate cheer

Arr!

Hey-ho, we'll be

the freighter that plunders

Every one of the world's

seven wonders

When we're up in the skies

For who can fight a

frigate that flies?

Hey-ho, there's not

a town or a county

That will not yield its bounty up

When our ship draws near

Hey-ho, there's not

a city or village

That we will not plunder or pillage

When we're up in the skies

For who can fight a

frigate that flies?

And every nation

will give a donation

When they see us sail the skies

In a frigate that flies!

Hey!

Ah!

- Whoa.

- Tink.

It looks like...

The Pixie Dust Tree back home.

Zarina must have grown it.

So, that's how they're

going to fly.

She's going to make pixie dust.

Ahoy, you biscuit-eating

bilge rats!

Prepare to dock starboard!

Docking starboard!

Captain says, raise the sails

and step lively!

Raise the sails!

Heave!

Bring her around, Mr. Yang!

Bringing her around!

- Let go anchor!

- Let go anchor!

- Get out all lines!

- Get out all lines!

Casting lines!

- Come on, get moving.

- Are you talking to me?

Captain says, restock the ship.

We set sail at dawn.

Yes, Captain.

Load ship, right away.

Hey, watch where

you're swinging that thing!

Work faster, now!

That's it!

Come on.

Locked.

Come on, you lubber,

get on with it.

Someone's coming!

Pirate!

Hide!

Animal Fairy, you're up.

Excuse me, mouse. Uh...

Mr. Mouse.

Would you mind terribly moving on?

We need this space to

do a little hiding.

Oh!

Much obliged.

Bye-bye!

Aw, what a cute little mouse.

It was a rat.

Ew!

Hey, shoo, rat!

Uh, permission to enter, Captain.

This is our chance.

Now!

No!

I had Oppenheimer

make you your favorite.

The dust.

I know how much you like a little

something sweet while you work.

Well, you're quite welcome.

Hmm? Oh, uh...

Uh, yes, of course. Sorry.

Ah, right, second drawer.

Look at that.

It sparkles like a

thousand sapphires.

You're quite the little genius.

It's hard to believe the other fairies

didn't appreciate your talent.

- Sil?

- She looks seasick.

This never happened

when I was a Water Fairy.

You know,

I remember when I couldn't

- understand a single jingle.

- Oh, no!

Huh?

I'm fine.

Fawn!

- Sorry!

- What are you doing?

- What Dess does.

- That's not what I do.

Well, stop it!

You shouldn't take

light so lightly.

- What?

- What, what? What?

No, nothing, nothing!

Ooh.

It's still so hard to believe that

this blue dust can make flying dust.

Yes, but only if you...

Ah!

So, the secret is the infusion of the

blue dust directly into the tree.

You okay?

Start throwing out the line.

All right, Tink, open the drawer

as much as you can.

So, once the golden

dust has been produced...

Sil, hold the line.

The sluice will coat the

ship with the perfect amount,

and at that point,

we take to the skies!

Very impressive, Captain.

No pirate I know could

have imagined such a scheme.

Whoa!

Ahh!

- Oh.

- Vidia!

You've turned out to be quite

the pint-sized prodigy,

if I may say.

It's been an adventure

and an honor.

Your sword, Captain.

Hmm.

Y'all okay?

Yeah. They're headed for the tree.

Come on!

Whoa! What is up with your...

Hey, hey, we should

catch up with Tink.

Shh.

All right, just give me the strap.

That's it, hold it in place.

Right, watch the

angle of the flume.

Too much pitch,

and she'll overflow.

Aye aye, Captain!

Make sure the seams are sealed.

Captain doesn't want

to lose a single grain

of that precious dust.

Oh, that golden dust.

Dess! Quiet!

Sorry. I barely touched it.

Well, don't touch it at all.

- Just hover.

- Yeah, hover.

All right, all right.

As soon as she's gone, we'll grab

the dust and get out of here.

Maybe we should try

and talk to her.

Yeah, because that worked out

so well back at the waterfall.

Hey, shoo.

Hey!

Shoo, shoo!

Hey, hey, hey...

Go, go, go!

Oh, no. No!

No, no, no, no, no!

Stop growing. Stop growing.

Please, branch, no!

We 9011 you!

Did you really think

by switching our talents,

you could beat us?

Looks that way.

Got them!

Zarina!

Well done. Got them all

in one swell foop, I did.

Zarina, don't do this.

Come back with us. Come back home.

I'll never go back to Pixie Hollow.

You don't belong here.

This is exactly where

I belong, Tink.

We appreciate what she can do.

We treasure it, actually.

Put them below,

and keep your eye on them.

Oh, right.

Maybe I'll use, uh, this one?

While you still have it.

Captain, are you all right?

Captain says, back

to work, gentlemen.

All righty, mates, you heard him.

And, right.

Perfect fit.

Welcome to your new cabin.

Oh.

Me stock is ready.

- Oh, well, now, look at that.

- Oh, lovely.

Oh, that is good

eating right there.

Isn't it, Mum?

"Yes, it is, darling."

Oh, let me see.

What shall I make tonight?

Well, I've still got some lard

and some old cabbage.

Okay, we need a plan.

Here we go.

- Whoa!

- Mmm.

- Ah!

- Oh!

It worked!

- Yes, she did it!

- It worked!

- it's working!

- Pixie dust!

Look at it! Amazing!

We're going to fly!

From a trickle to a roar.

Fly like a happy bird!

Cold gruel, with a

little bit of sawdust.

A dash of rodent,

sauteed of course.

Some carrots? No.

Hey, where you think

you're going, little fella?

Now is our chance. Go, go, go, go!

Come on, all together.

I'm going as fast as I can!

Oh, not today, my darlings.

Would you be kind enough

to hold this for me?

Perfect.

Anybody else got an idea?

Absolutely astonishing.

Just imagine, flying like a bird.

Of course,

you do that all the time.

What's it like?

How do you even steer?

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