The Pirate Fairy Page #4

It's pretty simple, actually.

Lean left.

Lean right, fly right.

Whoa, whoa, whoa...

This is...

Are you afraid?

Hmm?

Afraid?

Lead on, Captain.

Oh, I'm doing it.

I'm...

I'm flying!

Look out, mates!

- Whoa, whoa, whoa.

- Look at him go.

What's so funny? Whoa!

Whoa, whoa...

You can't fly like that.

Put your legs together.

Whoo!

Oh!

On.

Just try to keep up.

Whoo-hoo!

Whoo.

Ave ave, Captain!

The lad is flying!

It works! It really works.

And pretty soon, we'll have enough

dust to make the whole ship fly.

Right, Zarina?

And as long as we have the blue dust,

we'll never run out of flying dust.

- Right again?

- Right again, James.

Well, then, we won't

need you anymore.

Our plan worked perfectly.

Fairies are such

gullible creatures.

Aren't they, lads?

No match for an Eton education

such as mine.

He's a smart one, isn't he?

The power of the pixie dust

is finally ours.

We've had enough kissing up

to that pint-sized prima donna.

No quarter for her.

Let's make her walk a

tiny little plank.

- Yes, tiny!

- A tiny plank!

She can fly, you cretins.

- Oh!

- You know, he's right.

That is why he is the captain.

She'd just fly away. I get it.

Mi capitan.

What if we tie her wings together?

There's no stopping us.

We'll plunder every port

in all the seven seas.

Prepare to get under way,

you scurvy scallywags.

We've got a ship to fly.

Ha. And as for you, you'll

make a fine little nightlight.

Swoggle me eyes.

Now, there's a sight.

Oh, don't feel foolish.

I was just too clever for you.

That's all.

Ah! Yes.

Now, you see, my little fairy,

navigating the Never

Seas is one thing.

But to chart a course for the sky,

not only do you need

longitude and latitude,

but you also need altitude.

Hmm. Oh...

Now, let's not be a sore loser.

Once we're past the second star,

the world will be my oyster.

And I don't even like oysters.

We'll be in and out of every port so fast,

they won't even know what hit them.

No, no, no.

Nice try, but it's fairy-proof.

Brilliant, right?

Oppenheimer!

That ticking is driving me mad!

Right. It's just a clock, you know.

Well, not to worry.

Pretty soon,

we'll be flying so high

it'll make these high seas

look downright low!

- Crazy.

- Like we have a choice.

Come on, guys,

we're gonna get out of this.

Well, we wouldn't even be in it

if our new Garden Fairy didn't

grow branches willy-nilly!

You're not saying this is my fault.

Hmm. If the flower fits.

How can I cook with all that

infernal jingle-jangling?

There's only one thing to do.

Oh, much better.

Don't you think, Mum?

None of it would've happened

if you would have come over

to help me with the bee!

Are you saying this is my fault?

Well, if the rose fits.

Let's not point fingers.

It's Zarina's fault.

- Guys? Guys?

- Right, what about her?

Yeah, let's talk about that.

Guys, look!

Great. Just what I need.

Uh-uh-uh. Bad crocodile. Bad croc.

I am not your mother!

Wait. Rosetta,

he can get us out of here.

You're right.

Good. Good crocodile. Come here.

Come here, stocky.

Come to Mama.

Shh! Quiet.

Okay. Now, pull us off the table.

Come here. Come to Mama.

That's right, sugar.

What is going on here?

A stowaway, is it?

Oh, no!

Oh, no, you don't.

Hello.

Hurry! Hurry!

- Gotcha!

- Rosetta!

A little extra flavor.

Ooh!

Good job, crocky.

You are such a good little boy.

Yes, you are.

What a good little

widdle snuggle wuggums.

That's his mama.

Okay, enough.

Let's get out of here.

Wait, Vidia.

We can't just race out there.

They'll see us.

Hmm.

Make ready to sail!

Aye aye, Captain!

I love the life of a pirate.

But I hate rats.

Move it, Port.

I'll move it in me own good time.

Huh, see anything?

Nope. All clear up here.

Well, it's not clear down here.

It stinks!

I know, isn't it great?

- Smells just like skunk.

- Huh.

Spoken like a true Animal Fairy.

I Wish.

All right, you guys. Remember,

right arm, left foot. Got it?

Aye aye.

Sil, I'm right, you're left.

- Right.

- No, left.

- I mean, left.

- What?

- And you're right.

- Let's go.

AYE aye!

Big pole.

Back, back, back.

Forward, forward, forward.

Hey, you swabs, work faster!

Hey!

Oppenheimer!

Don't forget the kippers.

And you, back to work.

Ah, muy bien.

Ah, we're gonna fly, mate!

We're gonna fly!

It's a do-si-do.

I can't dance!

Uh-Oh.

Look out!

Fly!

Would you watch where I'm going?

Go, go!

Come on!

- Hurry UP!

- Okay.

We got it!

Return that blue dust!

Or your friend is done for.

That's right.

Captain Zarina

has been relieved of duty.

Ha.

You truly are a talented fairy.

Prepare to cast off!

Weigh anchor and get ready to fly,

me hearties!

Casting off!

It's working!

I can't believe my eye!

Weigh anchor!

We're flying!

We're flying!

It's perfect.

We can fly!

Oh, my! Up, up and away!

Shiver me timbers, we're flying!

Bon voyage, little captain.

No!

Come on, hurry!

Hurry!

Help! Please!

Help!

Help me!

Here, I'll dry you off.

We're flying!

Are you okay?

You saved me.

Why?

Let's just say,

we're offering you quarter.

I'm so sorry.

They're headed for the second star.

If they make it past

we'll never find them.

The blue dust will be gone forever.

Then let's stop them

before they get there.

Captain.

Port, Starboard, get up the mizzen

and raise the royal.

Aye aye, Captain!

Raising the royal!

More pixie dust!

Who's in the mood to plunder?

You guys turn the ship around.

- I'm getting back that blue dust.

- Right.

Look alive, men!

The second star, dead ahead.

Nothing but smooth sailing.

Huh?

Yeah!

Fairies! Fairies!

It's the fairies!

She's back?

Well, get them off my ship.

Gladly.

It's actually quite amusing.

Stand your ground, men!

Yang, the helm!

Ave ave, Captain!

Ladies, until we meet again.

- Great.

- Ha.

You dare to fight the

captain, do you?

Only until I get that dust.

Well, this should be fun.

Come here, you little cuties.

Okay, this isn't working.

Fawn, the spyglass!

Brilliant!

You tiny thing.

No!

Man overboard!

I did it!

Stop them, you imbeciles.

They're six-inch fairies!

Fawn, the wheel!

Sil, whirlwind!

Take that! Whoa, whoa...

Blast it. The second star!

They turned the ship around!

Yup, we sure did.

Get this ship back on course!

Aye aye, Captain!

Now!

Why you...

Bull's-eye!

No fair! Come back here!

Fairies, fairies,

nothing but fairies!

Stop moving so fast.

Ha-ha! Just one more, pirate.

Jingle-jingle. Ha!

Uh-oh!

- Nice work.

- Just thinking like a Tinker.

No, no, no!

Take that, you little...

Oh, my!

Avast, crocky! Charge!

No!

Get it away, get it away,

get it away, get it away!

Yeah, that's it.

Don't make me use my teaspoon.

Oh, no. Oh, no,

you don't, you little...

Oh! You ate my mummy's clock?

What was wrong with the spatula?

Sic him!

Oh!

That's my crocky.

There's nothing I

revel quite as much

as a worthy opponent.

You're stronger than you look.

Hey, need some help?

Anchor's away!

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