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The Princess and the Frog Page #5
It's okay, baby. I don't explode me.
I ain't no firecracker!
I just got my big butt glowing!
That's right!
The women like a man
with a big back porch!
Lord, you done this up
real good, for sure.
Now where this go to at?
Hang on, Cap.
I'm just going to give a little twist here.
We're getting to know each other now!
(RAY WHOOPS)
(SINGING) Won't you catch a fish?
Catch 1, catch 2
(MECHANICAL WHIRRING)
We're back in the bayou
'round fishin' time
(BOTH SCREAM)
It's about time I introduce myself.
My name Raymond,
but everybody call me "Ray."
Pardon me, but your accent,
it's funny, no?
I'm a Cajun, brah.
Born and bred in the bayou.
Y'all must be new around here, huh?
Actually, we are from a place
far, far away from this world.
Go to bed! Y'all from Shreveport?
No. No, no, no. We are people.
Prince Charming here
got himself turned into a frog
Well, there you go.
And we were on our way
to Mama Odie's.
-Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Mama Odie? Y'all headed
the wrong directional, chre.
Now what kind of chucklehead
told y'all to go this way?
I found a stick!
Louis.
Ray here says you've been taking us
in the wrong direction.
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
I was... Well, listen.
I was confused by the topography
and the geography
and the choreography and...
First rule of the bayou,
never take direction from a gator.
(WHISTLES)
Why, me and my relationals
will help show y'all the way.
(EXCLAIMS)
Hey, Cousin Randy!
You ready for a little bayou zydeco?
Ready when you are, Cousin Ray.
All right, Lulu. Let's get to it, darling.
(PLAYING UPBEAT MUSIC)
Come on, chre!
Just follow the bouncing butt!
(SINGING) We're gonna take you there
We're gonna take you there
We're gonna take you all the way there
Gonna take you there
We're gonna take you there
We're gonna take you all the way
Oh, yeah!
Goin' down the bayou
Goin' down the bayou
Goin' down the bayou
Takin' you all the way
We got the whole family.
There goes Mimi, Cousin Beaudreaux.
Oh, Grandmama! Your light out!
Hmm?
We all gonna pull together
Down here that's how we do
Me for them and them for me
We all be there for you
We gon' take ya
We gon' take ya
We gon' take ya all the way there
We know where you're goin'
and we're goin' with you
Takin' you all the way
Goin' down the bayou
Goin' down the bayou
Goin' down the bayou
Takin' you all...
Yeah, you know!
Come on, y'all!
Keep that line flowin'
and the lights a-glowin'!
Yeah, you're right!
Friends, I know I'm in hock
to y'all pretty deep already,
but seems our little froggy prince
lost his way
and I need your generous assistance
getting him back.
(LAUGHS)
I hear you! Now, what's in it for y'all?
Well, as soon as I dispose
of Big Daddy La Bouff
and I'm running this town,
(LAUGHING MALICIOUSLY)
I'll have the entire city of New Orleans
in the palm of my hand.
And you'll have all the wayward souls
your dark little hearts desire.
(LAUGHING) Y'all love that, don't you?
So, we got ourselves a deal?
(SHRIEKING)
(LAUGHING)
Now we're cooking!
We're going to find ourselves a frog!
Search everywhere!
The bayou, the Quarter.
Bring him to me alive.
I need his heart pumping for now.
(SPEAKING FRENCH)
(CONTINUES LAUGHING)
RAY:
I'll take them the rest of the way.
-Nice meeting y'all!
-Bye-bye, Pookie!
(RAY SPEAKING FRENCH)
BEAUDREAUX:
Will do, Cousin Ray!
And don't forget to tell Angela,
Ray-Ray say, "Bonne chance!"
-That's your girl?
-Oh, no, no.
My girl? Ho, ho, ho. That's Evangeline.
Evangeline?
She the most prettiest firefly
ever did glow.
(SQUEALS)
You know, I talk to Evangeline
most every night.
She's kind of shy. Don't say much.
And I know in my heart
someday we are
going to be together. Yeah.
-Aw! That's so sweet.
-NAVEEN:
Yeah, so sweet.Just do not settle down so quickly,
my friend.
There are plenty of fireflies
in the swamp.
(TIANA GROANS)
What?
(SHOUTS IN PAIN)
Pricker bushes got me!
Gator down! Gator down!
The darkness is closing in! I'm so cold.
RAY:
Will you hold still, you big baby?(LOUIS SCREAMING)
RAY:
I ain't touched it yet.
(CLATTERING)
Oh! Take a look at them 2 jumpers.
I can taste them frog legs already.
Bet they taste real good
with the sauce piquant, right, Pa?
(SOFTLY) Will you keep quiet?
(EXCLAIMS IN PAIN)
(MUMBLING)
Oh! My thoughts exactly, Two Fingers.
It is time to catch us some frogs!
(BOTH CHUCKLING)
(EXCLAIMS)
You know, waitress,
what is wrong with you.
Have you now?
You do not know
how to have fun. There.
-Somebody had to say it.
-Thank you,
because I figured out
what your problem is, too.
I'm too wonderful?
(GRUNTS)
No, you're a no-'count, philandering,
lazy bump on a log.
(CHUCKLES)
(COUGHS) Killjoy.
-What did you say?
-Nothing.
-(COUGHS) Stick in the mud.
-Listen here, mister.
This stick in the mud has had to work
2 jobs her whole life
while you've been
sucking on a silver spoon
chasing chambermaids
around your ivory tower!
Actually, it's polished marble.
(NAVEEN SHOUTS)
I got me one, boys!
Y'all get that little one over there!
(GASPS)
(CHUCKLING)
(GROANING)
(PANTING)
(YELPS)
REGGIE:
That's good hunting today,yes, indeed!
Hunters with guns!
(LOUIS SCREAMING)
Look at them big frog legs.
I want me some corn bread
with this dinner!
Oh, no! A bug got to do
what a bug got to do!
(GROANING)
I think I done chipped my favorite tooth.
(GASPS)
Here I come, Two Fingers! I'll help...
(EXCLAIMING)
Pa! We got one!
Shush now! Get on quiet there!
What happened to yours?
Shut your trap, Darnell!
(LAUGHS) Free!
(SCATTING)
(GASPS)
(SHOUTS)
(THUDS)
Pa, did you hear that suspicious thud?
Yeah. I sure did.
(GASPS)
(SHUSHING)
What are you two gawking at?
(GROANING)
Just missed him!
I will make him pay for his insolence!
Two Fingers!
I need some help over here!
-Now! Go!
-Would you stop that?
(RIFLE COCKING)
Hold still.
No, no, no. No, you idiot, not there!
(LAUGHING)
Watch this.
(EXCLAIMS)
Missed it!
(CHUCKLES)
Get them froggies!
(ALL GROANING)
(EXCLAIMS IN PAIN)
(GROANS)
These 2 ain't like
no frogs I ever seen.
They smart.
And we talk, too.
(ALL SCREAMING)
(COUGHING)
You all right there, little bug?
I'm fine. But your breath
done near kill me to death.
-Would you mind?
-I got you covered, brah.
Much obliged, peewee.
(GROANS)
"And we talk, too." I like that.
You are secretly funny.
-Not a stick in the mud? Say it. Say it.
-Well, I wouldn't go...
-All right. You're not exactly...
-I can't hear you. I'm sorry. What?
...a complete stick deep in the mud.
(GROANING)
Easy. Easy!
-This one's in there, ain't it? Hold on.
-Holy...
(GRUNTING)
Chre, I know we gots to get
to Mama Odie lickety-split,
but this particular extractification
is going to take a while.
Yeah.
Poor Louis.
You know what would make me
feel better?
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