The Rambler
( fire crackling )
( wind howling )
- ( door slams )
- ( men shouting )
( banging )
Men:
Come on! Yeah, get him!
( banging )
( door slams )
Guard:
She know what day it is?
She knows.
Listen, uh...
I gotta get back.
Good luck.
( gate rattles )
( beeping )
Ho down, down
Ho down, dee
Red bird dance a penitentiary
he barred the door
Red bird gone, yeah, to fly no more
Black crow see, black crow knew
New Orleans is where
the red bird flew
I been born and I'm gonna die
Blood red wing,
you gonna make me cry
Rusty wing, a dead dark thing
Crows too loud now
when the red bird sing.
( indistinct radio playing )
A letter come from your brother.
Oregon address.
It's in that glove box.
Roberta said you could
get your old job back at that pawn shop.
I guess that's a start.
Yeah, well, I think you're lucky.
Goin' down New Orleans
Red bird dancin'
and a red bird...
( dog barking )
Woman:
Surprise.
All:
Surprise! Ahh!
You son of a b*tch!
We missed you!
- Yeah.
- Welcome home, d*ckhead.
How was the man p*ssy in the slammer?
- ( laughing )
- Give me one of those.
Yeah, he's back.
How many years you do anyways?
- Four.
- ( man laughing )
You f***in' queer!
( cackling )
Welcome back, brother.
Thank you.
Man, it's so good to have you back.
I thought about you damn near every day.
- Hello, gang.
- Shut up!
She's a good woman.
She's a rock.
Y'all heard the one about the gardener?
Douche box!
Actually, I believe douche comes in a can.
( men laughing )
( men chanting )
Do it, do it, do it!
- Take it in your mouth, hippie!
- Do it, do it!
- Do it, do it!
- Argh-hh!
- ( cackling )
- ( men hooting )
- ( men laughing )
- Do it, do it, do it.
- Do it!
- ( men hooting )
Come on!
( fizzles, pops )
Hold on, Luke.
What the f*** you doin'?
Eating lunch.
Well, eat it out front, then!
I ain't paying you
to be no Bob-ass-Dylan!
Sorry, ma'am.
( police radio chatter continues )
Can I help you, ma'am?
I got these rings,
this necklace.
Emeralds...
they're my birthstone.
How much you want?
I want a gun.
Roberta:
He can't touch no gun, Shirley.
Just got out of prison.
Gonna have to wait for me.
Roberta:
Oh, f*** it.I gotta go. Bye.
Go. Sweep.
What can I do for you, honey?
- Pistol?
- Shotgun.
I'm going on a trip.
( beeping )
- Ha! Get him!
- Ha ha!
( sizzling, radio playing softly )
( yells )
God damn it!
What?
What's your f***in' prob, huh?
What?
Can't get hard for me no more?
I guess I'm still adjusting, Cheryl.
Adjusted to what?
Huh?
A female?
I ain't queer.
Just don't feel right yet.
Well, maybe I ain't willing
to wait for you to feel right!
A lot of men want to f*** me, you know?
Gerald,
Kenny,
Steven,
and countless other scum-fucks
whose names I don't even recall.
You must be proud.
You know, I was gonna
lie to you out of courtesy,
but f*** you,
here it comes...
I'm pregnant!
Gerald?
Daryl.
Cheryl and Daryl.
I like that.
May be something in there.
F*** you!
Get the f*** out!
Sorry motherf***er.
( screams )
F***in' go!
Get out!
- ( screaming )
Don't you ever f***in' come back here!
( spits )
God.
( gagging )
Sh*t.
( door beeps )
So what's your excuse now, dipshit?
Cheryl kicked me out again.
So where the hell did you sleep?
Under a...
under a thing.
Well, that sounds nice,
but I pay you to open!
Oh, sh*t.
I don't f***ing have time
to deal with this right now.
I have got to meet a client.
You stay here until I get back.
And then we will discuss
your employment.
( door beeps )
You know you're an a**hole, right?
A grown a**hole.
( cans rattle )
Pssh-shew.
Daryl:
Welcome back, brother.
Kenny:
You f***in' queer!
Cheryl:
F*** you, here it comes.
Roberta:
A grown a**hole!
- Freeze.
- Cheryl:
Pregnant!Man:
We missed you!
This you?
Yes, sir.
Man's voice:
"Dearest brother,
been a long time since we last spoke.
It seems you're not the easiest fellow
so if you're even reading this,
I'll consider it a bit of a miracle.
Anyway, I've been running
a little pony ranch
just outside of Sun River.
Got a lot of colts this year
and Susan just had another boy...
a human.
Anyway, I know you hate
but we could sure use a good hand out here.
Plus you have some new family to meet.
So if you can make it
out to Oregon, you got a job
and a soft place to land. "
Rambler's voice:
"Dearest brother,
I have decided to join you and your family
on the Oregon ranch.
Just like old times, I guess.
I have found myself far from home,
so I apologize in advance
for my delayed arrival.
But unless I die or something worse,
I will deliver myself to the ranch
ready to work just as fast as I can.
Well, I seem to have run out of words.
Take care. Sincerely... "
- ( honking )
Hey there.
Highway lose you or something?
Yeah.
Good job.
You're officially nowhere.
How far to somewhere?
About three miles.
West.
That where you're going?
I guess so.
Got any room on that guy?
Probably not.
There is that bicycle.
Bottle of red, cheapest smokes.
Whatever.
Eight.
Thanks, sir.
( coughing )
They're mummies.
You... you like mummies?
No.
It works?
Has before.
Rambler:
How far are you taking me, friend?
Driver:
That's up to you, I guess.
See, I stop in almost every town.
Put a little road show on,
bring the public my technologies.
In fact, I have a stop
planned for this evening.
Hording, about 80 miles from here.
Okay, man.
That's it... twist and turn,
twist and turn,
twist and turn. Good.
Excellent. Excellent.
Ah, a customer.
Yes?
What are the mummies for?
Oh, my dear madam,
they... they are real
authentic mummies
for your enjoyment.
What's he doing?
Oh, he is preparing
the most important scientific
advancement of our time.
What the f*** does it do?
Oh, this machine, my dear madam,
is capable of capturing
the very essence of your mind.
Would you like to volunteer?
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