The Ravenous Tales of Colonel Hart Page #2

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Yeah, your jelly...

Crab apple.

They're almost sweet.

It's good.

Nothing better. Here, hide it.

I wonder where they are.

Who?

My family.

Where do you think they are?

Not partying on a

beach in Cuba, I hope.

That would suck!

As soon as we touch on something serious,

you change the subject.

I'll only stop when I stop believing.

There's nothing left

to believe in, anyway.

Why do you play dumb?

When I start to think, I see them.

I don't want to see them.

Who?

It reminds me how they saw me.

The black sheep of the family.

And I'm the last one alive.

What's the message?

I'm just saying you can

be loved for who you are.

Well, well, well.

Why are you whispering?

We're talking about your hand, hon.

What about my hand?

It's worrisome.

Did you tell'em it was a dog?

I was trying to explain that.

But you weren't there.

No, I wasn't there.

Next time you're deciding my fate,

I'd like to be involved, if that's ok.

Look, hon.

We're concerned, that's all.

I'm not your hon, Pauline.

Or anybody's.

I heard something.

Where was it?

What are you doing?

Let's go!

Hurry!

Zoe, let's go!

If you hear a growl,

you turn towards it, pump and fire.

Don't think twice. Got it?

I turn and fire.

First you pump.

Right, first I pump.

Don't forget the safety,

- or it won't fire.

- Ok, the safety.

Here, it's red, meaning you can shoot.

So it's the opposite of traffic lights.

I guess.

So now I can fire?

It's better with ammo.

I think it's safe.

There's no other route?

The river, but that would

add another day.

What if they surprise us in the field?

We run into the forest past the road.

I'll never make it.

I'll be wheezing like the devil.

I can carry you, if need be.

Kid, it's been 45 years

since anybody carried me.

I think I can survive one more day.

I was just trying to...

I thought it was...

You did good.

He'd been bitten.

Yeah, he'd been bitten.

Anyway, he was infected.

C'mon, kitten.

My name's Ral.

You may've seen me in the paper.

I sell insurance.

Last time I heard, he was...

Ti-Cul.

Did you ever kill someone?

Yeah.

Bet it's not easy.

No.

But it's better than nothing.

Maybe.

I say it is.

To all visitors who happen

to pass by here:

If for any reason

you're planning to go into town,

don't go there.

It's crawling with those evil things.

Everyone I managed to escape

with has been taken.

I'm the last one left.

I haven't seen anyone in weeks.

Every day I go out on Route 113

looking for survivors.

I haven't lost hope.

Signed:
Number 79.

I had to leave them at home

with their dad that day.

Why?

To go for a manicure.

When I made love,

it was all about playing the good wife.

I was the woman I'd

been trained to be.

The perfect woman.

The strong woman.

But these days,

not much bothers me.

Rmi.

My name's Rmi Latraverse.

My pickles...

Did I put in too much dill?

Don't think so.

When you wake up and the

first thing you do is kill someone,

you know it's a whole new world.

Don't tell the others,

but you're the strongest.

Where's Tania?

I'll find Tania, ok?

Ok.

So she won't be alone.

No.

You know that you have to go.

This guy goes to the doctor's.

He says, "Doc, something's wrong.

If I press against my heart, it hurts.

When I rub my stomach,

the pain is intense.

If I touch my throat, it's worse.

Doc, do you know what I have?"

"Yes, sir.

Your finger's broken. "

Don't go that way.

Thanks.

Are you an astronaut?

A gun...

Not your thing?

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