The Reivers Page #2
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1969
- 107 min
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- More cane, please.
- Henry, Luke, more cane.
Now what was you saying, Lucius?
Tell it to me again, slowly.
I said, Callie's doing the housecleaning,
and I'd be underfoot...
so I'm supposed to stay
with either Cousin Zack or you.
But if it wouldn't hurt your feelings any,
I'd kind of like to stay with Cousin Zack.
See, he found this new fishing hole
he wants me to try.
If I know Zack,
that fishing hole ain't on his property.
You be careful you don't get
your pants shot off.
- All right.
- We'll see you, Boon.
You left Aunt Callie
to go out to Uncle Ike's...
to tell him that you're coming to me...
to tell me that you're going fox-hunting
for four days with Ned.
You're a regular Wandering Jew.
Is it all right?
If it's all right with your mama,
it's all right with me. Lucius!
She did say you could go, didn't she?
Remember, you're on your honor
while she's gone.
I know it. I wouldn't lie.
Put your cap on,
'cause it's gonna be a hot one.
Well, I'll be damned.
Come on. Let's get away from here.
And so we were off.
And I had already told more lies
than I thought I was capable of inventing...
and I'd had them believed...
a fact which had me spellbound,
if not appalled.
How do you feel about things now?
I don't know yet.
We're going to have fun. I'm telling you,
we're gonna have a good time.
Maybe the best time of our whole lives.
When we get there, I want to drive her in.
All right, you'll do that.
Right across the Fourth Street bridge...
in front of all those hotels and right smack
into the center of town, okay?
Camptown ladies sing that song
Doo-dah! Doo-dah!
Camptown racetrack five miles long
Oh! The doo-dah day!
Gonna run all night!
Gonna run all day!
Gonna bet my money on a bob-tail nag
Somebody bet on the bay
You see, Boon knew something I didn't.
That the rewards of virtue...
are cold and odorless and tasteless...
and not to be compared...
to the bright and exciting pleasures
of sin and wrongdoing.
Camptown ladies sing that song
Doo-dah! Doo-dah!
Camptown racetrack five miles long
Oh! The doo-dah day!
- Gonna sing all night!
- Gonna run all day!
Bet my money on a bob-tail nag
Somebody bet on the bay
All right!
Now what the hell are you doing there?
- Singing.
- Out!
Hey, wait a minute. I'm going along.
You weren't invited.
If I wait till I'm invited,
I never will go nowhere.
And anyway, somebody with sense
has to be around to look after the boy.
- Oh, and that's you!
- Well, it ain't you.
I didn't get him to tell lies
all around the countryside...
and steal his granddaddy's automobile.
- Borrow.
- Whatever.
- It wouldn't hurt if he came along.
- It isn't gonna help either.
I've got a right to a trip,
same as you and Lucius.
I'm kin and you ain't.
- What'll you give?
- A packet of snuff.
- Don't use it.
- My pocket watch.
- It don't work.
- A wood-smoked ham.
- How many pounds?
- Ten.
Done.
Imagine me, a white man,
having to chauffeur a n*gger to Memphis.
I thought for a minute that me and you
was gonna misunderstand one another.
Let's go.
And so we were three, three reivers,
hightailing it for Memphis.
Oh, "reivers"...
that's an old-fashioned word
from my childhood.
In plain English,
I'm afraid it meant "thieves."
...had a farm, ee-i-ee-i-o
and on that farm he had some chicks
ee-i-ee-i-o
and a chick-chick here
and a chick-chick there
here a chick, there a chick
everywhere a chick-chick
Look out!
Look at him. Sitting there
as innocent as a new-laid egg.
Who's he?
He's the son of a b*tch
who takes that team...
and works this place like a patch
to keep it muddy.
Last year he charged me $2
to pull out my wagon.
$2? That sure beats cotton.
He ain't gonna get me this time.
This here is an 18-horsepower automobile
under us.
All right. Somebody give me some help here.
Don't look at me,
'cause I don't know how to help.
I ain't learned that much
about automobiles yet.
Get out.
I'll just be in your way. I'll sit with Lucius,
so you'll have plenty of room.
You wanted a trip...
you got one! Now, get out!
Let Lucius get out. He's younger than me.
- He's gotta steer.
- I'll steer if that's all you want.
- Jump out, boy, and help Mr. Boon.
- Lucius, sit where you are.
I'm going over there
to get one of those poles...
and when I come back,
I ain't gonna stick it under the car.
This water's got dirt in it.
If there's one thing I hate,
it's dirt between my naked toes!
That's because your circulation
ain't roused up yet.
Don't worry, brightie-eyes, it will be.
All right, now, jam her under the axle.
Lucius, when she bites,
just take her on through.
One, two, heave!
Stop!
- Get up there.
- Here he comes now.
Get up there. Come on.
Good morning, boys.
Looks like you boys
about ready for me now, huh?
You look like a boy that knows
which end of a mule to hook to.
Get down and hook it yourself. Why the hell
else are we paying $2 for a hired expert?
Nope. That was last summer.
Dabbling in water has undermined
my system to where I come down...
with rheumatism if I so much
as spit on myself. Here.
- Now where you want me to hook it?
- I don't care, myself.
Hook it up to any part you want
to come out of the mud hole.
If you want it all to come out
at the same time, I'd say hook it to the axle.
Stop shoving.
You can watch it. Just watch it.
Okay. It's hooked.
- You all ready?
- Yeah.
By the way, I forgot to mention it.
So maybe I'd better.
Prices have doubled around here
since last year. It's $6 now.
Of course, maybe you'd rather walk back
to Jefferson than to pay two more dollars...
but maybe that boy
and that other fellow wouldn't.
That boy is just a child.
And surely for a child...
Walking back to Jefferson
might be lighter for him...
- but it won't be no shorter.
- All right! But what about this other one?
When you wash that mud off,
he ain't even white.
Son, both these mules are color blind.
Come on, Daisy, giddyup!
What did I tell you?
The highway to Memphis.
She's all yours.
Look.
Motorcycle.
Just don't get the idea
you're a 40-mile-an-hour railroad engine.
Let her rip.
Don't gawk, Lucius.
Concentrate on your driving.
Now, Lucius...
this is kind of...
a boarding house. You're gonna like it here.
I got a letter last week
from one of the girls...
One of the ladies that works...
That's staying here...
and she's got her nephew visiting her...
so you're gonna have somebody
to play with.
- What's the matter with you?
- Don't mind me.
And, it's usually pretty lively here,
with conventions and things.
But it's quiet now, 'cause it's Sunday.
Maybe they've all gone
No, I don't think so.
They're probably resting.
From what?
All right. Out. Come on, get out.
with us tomorrow...
you be here at the stroke of 8:00
tomorrow morning.
I mean the first stroke, 'cause I ain't
gonna be here to hear the last one.
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