The Revenant Page #4
Huh? Huh? Who does that
sound like, right?
Zombies are automatons with
little to no mental functions, - you...
limited reasoning power, - you...
and virtually no innate drive, - again,
you...
aside from the urge to feed on
the flesh or brains of the living.
So I'm a zombie.
No.
Horst in 'Schriften und Hypothesen ber
die Vampyren' defines a vampire as
a dead body which continues
to live in the grave,
which it leaves, however, by night
for the purpose of sucking
the blood of the living,
whereby it is nourished,
preserved in good condition,
instead of becoming decomposed
like other dead bodies.
And Scoffern in 'Stray Leaves
of Science And Folklore' writes,
The best definition
I can give of a vampire
is a living, mischievous
and murderous dead body.
A living dead body.
So I'm a vampire.
You're a revenant.
A revenant?
One who returns from the dead
in corporeal form.
Yeah. Yeah, that's me.
So, what the hell do you do...
drink holy water and recite
the Lord's Prayer backwards, what?
There is, er, one...one cure
and that is chopping off your head
and driving a stake
through your body.
Well... Oh, f***!
(BREATHES DEEPLY)
(HOARSELY) F***.
(SIGHS) So, what are we gonna do?
JOEY:
Here we go, here we go.Here we go.
Hey, man, how you doing, huh?
Hey, man, we got
some work for you. Hop in.
Oh, thank you very much, sir,
but how about just some money
so I can buy some food?
Please don't touch the car.
We'll give you some food, OK?
So come on in, we got food for you.
Oh...no, man. Thanks.
How about just a dollar, maybe $2.
OK.
Well, here's the thing - your sign says
you will work for food.
So we've got work for you,
then we're gonna give you some food...
you'll work for food.
You understand what I mean?
So come on in.
Hey, man, I'm just trying
to make ends meet, you know.
So you will work for food?
Money would be better.
I mean, I'm just trying
to make things happen,
and kind of burn the candle
at both ends.
Burn the candle at both ends?
Burn the candle at both ends.
So whoa, whoa, whoa,
let's revisit this for a moment OK?
What do you mean 'missed'?
You want me to kill them?
These are the dregs of society.
They have no jobs, no family,
you know what I'm saying?
They make no contribution whatsoever.
You think someone's gonna notice
if they don't show up
at the freeway exit ramp one day?
I'm not killing anybody.
You gone f***ing crazy?
You know what, maybe I am crazy.
You show up, come back
from the dead magically,
soliciting my help to procure
human blood so you don't rot.
Yeah, crazy -
reasonable explanation.
Here we go, filthy meal coming up.
Hey, there, pops,
got some work for you for food.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Why don't you hop in, OK?
How about some money, man?
Give me some money.
No, no, no, no.
We have food for you
if you work for us, like the sign says...
you know, the sign
that you're holding?
What?
The sign.
What?
Will work for food.
Who the f*** do you think I am,
your n*gger'?!
Oh, wow.
Alright, alright. Alright.
Outta the car! Put them up.
OK.
Hey, will you work for food?
I don't do that sh*t, man.
Huh?
I ain't no f*ggot,
I don't do that sh*t.
No, no, no, no, I"
Hey, you're looking for Boystown -
Santa Monica Boulevard.
Now get the f*** out of here
before I give you something
else to think about.
You f*ggot motherf***er!
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa! Whoa!
Get the f*** off!
This is working out great, Joe.
What have you got next?
I'm sorry, man.
I mean, I'm surprised nobody responded
to my Craigslist ad...
What, really?
Yeah.
That surprises me.
Everybody responds to those things.
I know.
Huh, what are you gonna do?
(RETCHES) ohhh.
Jesus!
(VOMITS LOUDLY)
Oh, what is wrong with you?
(GROANS)
F***.
I don't know what that's about.
MAN:
Hey, bro! Bro! Just wait a sec.(MUTTERS) Get in the car.
You know what time it is?
(MUTTERS) Get in the car.
Start the car.
No watch.
Yeah, I think it's, like, 2:00.
They're just closing up
in there, so...
Oh, thanks. Thanks.
Hey, bro, you look kinda...kinda sick.
I saw you throwing up.
Ese, you alright?
No, no.
Actually, I lost my watch.
Yeah, I got it, though.
Oh. OK.
(JOEY WHISPERS) Hey, let's go.
Hey, man, I'm selling watches, ese.
You wanna see these watches, man?
You might like one. Hey, check this out.
Give me your money, ese!
F***.
(BREATHES DEEPLY) Look...
Give me the money, ese!
I don't have any money, man.
F*** you! I said give me your money.
F*** you, I don't have any money.
We spent it all on hookers and blow!
Ah!
Hookers and blow, huh?
Hookers and...
Turn your punk ass around, ese.
Hookers? You maricones
are here for hookers?
P*ssy?
That's right.
Mexican p*ssy?
(SIGHS)
What, you faggots can't find
no p*ssy in Brentwood,
you gotta come down here
to my barrio?
Do we really look like
we're from Brentwood?
(SPEAKS SPANISH)
Did you come down here
for Mexican p*ssy or not'?!
Would you please not point
that f***ing gun at me?
Shut your f***ing mouth!
Did you come down here
for Mexican choncha?
No, we did not come down here
for Mexican choncha.
You didn't f*** no Mexican girls?
No.
No, we didn't f*** any Mexican girls.
Why not?
What?
What, Mexican choncha is not
good enough for you, huh, cracker?
They don't smell right?
No...
They don't smell right,
is that what you're saying?
No, they smell great. Mexican...
Smells...smells good?
Mexican women are beautiful.
So you did come down here
for some p*ssy,
for some Mexican p*ssy.
(SPEAKS SPANISH)
Hey, back up, ese! Back up!
Holy sh*t!
Holy sh*t! Bart!
Back up, little boy.
You want two in you?
No.
(GROANS) You want two in you?
Then give me your sh*t.
OK.
Let's go, Casper. Give me your sh*t.
(SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)
What the f***? (BREATHES HEAVILY)
(SPEAKS SPANISH)
I f***ing killed you, ese!
(GROANS AND COUGHS)
(SPEAKS SPANISH)
(SIRENS WAIL DISTANTLY) Ah!
I killed you, ese!
Take that!
Ese.
Holy sh*t, Bart. You OK?
(GROANS)
Whoa.
You alright?
(GROANS) No.
Dude, you got shot. A lot.
Dude, he shot you with his gun.
This is a trip! Look at you!
Oh, my... Oh, yo, OK. Alright.
Alright, we gotta...
We gotta get outta here, dude,
we gotta get outta here right now.
What?
We gotta go. Come on, we gotta go.
Take him, take him.
Get him, get him, get him.
What are you talking about?
We gotta go.
You need him, trust me. Come on.
Help me out, help me out.
Jesus.
Come on, get him.
Ready? Go.
(BOTH GRUNT)
(GROANS)
Alright, get him in there.
Oh, daddy's gonna eat.
Baby's gonna have a nice meal.
Oh, my God, that ruled!
Oh, my God, I can't even believe it!
That is so awesome, buddy.
You got dinner, buddy. Nice!
Yeah, that gangbanging motherf***er
f***ed with the wrong
f***ing gringos, huh?
You didn't see that one coming,
did you, ese, huh?
Maricn, huh? (LAUGHS)
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