The rosses

Season #Fall

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Tisha:
All right! Jen, De! Hurry up! We gotta go! De, did you find a shirt?

DeDe:
I can’t find my lucky yellow shirt! Jenny, did you take it again?

Jen:
Not today!

Tisha:
*Grunts* Mickey! Did you make them breakfast?

Mickey:
There’s nothing much in here!

Tisha:
I thought you went to the supermarket yesterday!

Mickey:
I forgot! Wait, what time is it? Aren’t you supposed to be dropping them right about now?

Tisha:
*Checks her watch, show 7:45* Yea! Oh god! Guys, get in the car!

Mickey:
See ya guys later!

Others:
Bye!

Tisha starts the car. She looks in the mirror and notices a limo is behind them.

Tisha:
What the-

Dede:
What’s wrong?

Tisha:
I don’t know. But I’m gonna find out.

A woman emerges from the limo. Tisha walks over to her.

Tisha:
Look lady, you can’t park your-

She looks at the woman’s face and It’s her future sister-in-law, Janet Jackson!

(Audience cheers)

Tisha:
Omg! Janet!

Janet:
Hey baby!

Dede:
Tis, what are you screaming ab- *Sees Janet and runs over to hug her* Omg! Auntie Janet! What are you doing here?

Janet:
Well, I know your mother is on tour and she said you need someone to watch you.

Tisha:
Why? We got Mick.

Janet:
She also mentioned the last time she left Mick in charge. Let’s just say he nearly blew up the shred. And she also thought about your band. You need a manager.

(Audience laughs)

Tisha; No we don’t. We have- On second thought, perhaps we do.

Dede:
So, how long are you staying here?

Janet:
Well, I'm moving with you guys! And I need some new ideas for my next songs. You guys won’t mind, right?

Tisha:
Of course we don’t mind! You’re our future sister-in-law.

Janet:
Still trying to get with my brother? *Smirks*

Tisha:
He already has me!

(Audience laughs)

Tisha:
Anyway, Mick’s in his room. I gotta take these guys to college. Talk to you later, Janet!

Janet:
Bye babies!

Tisha drives off. 10 minutes later, they reach the college. Everyone gets out.

Tisha:
Wow! I can’t believe this place still looks the same.

Bubbles:
So, this is what a college looks like. It feels like….

Vero:
Two schools in one

Tisha:
Yea. That’s what I said when I first got here!

(Audience laughs)

Tisha:
Is that Professor Huston? Hey girl!

P.H(Professor Huston): Hm? Tisha Ross? Girl! So what do I enjoy seeing you again? Let me guess, you finally wanna return to school?

(Audience laughs)

Tisha:
Not in this lifetime! I’m here dropping off my little siblings. This is Dede, Jenny, Bubbles, and Vero. Guys, this is Professor Huston, she was my math professor. Anyway, I’d love to catch up with you. But I gotta go. Call you later, Pro Huston! *Kisses her siblings on the cheeks*

Dede:
Tisha, stop! You’re embarrassing us!

Tisha:
Whatever! Oh, girls, remember if you see a Fine looking guy. Call me.

(Audience laughs)

As she was just about to leave the building. Tisha notices a man wearing a festival mask. She punches De on the arm.

Dede:
Ow! What was that for?!

Tisha:
I told you to call me if you see any fine-looking guys.

Jenny:
We didn’t see anyone!

Tisha:
The guy who just passed me is fine! Huston, who’s that guy in the festival mask? I don’t remember him.

P.H:
Oh! You don’t? I’ll give you a hint, you had a HUGE crush on him.

Tisha:
That’s…..

P.H:
Yea!

Tisha:
His sister’s staying with us until our mom returns home. Don’t tell him though. Wait, isn’t he still dating that girl, Lisa?

P.H:
Oh, you didn’t hear? They separated a few months ago. Now that you’re out of school. You can date him now.

Tisha:
*Smirks* You’re right!

Tisha goes over to him.

Tisha:
Hey, Professor Leyendo!

P.L( Professor Leyendo): Hm? Tisha!

Tisha:
Aw, you remember me, boo?

P.L:
Unfortunately, yes.

(Audience laughs)

P.L:
What are you doing here? I thought you were out of school.

Tisha; Oh, I’m here to drop off my siblings.

The other four walk over to Tisha and P.L.

Dede:
Sis, who’s this?

Tisha:
This is your future brother-in-law. Professor Leyendo!

Jenny:
Oh, this is the one you want to be your-

Dede:
*Coughs* Friend!

P.L; *Pulls away from Tisha*

(Audience laughs)

P.L:
Anyway, I think one or two of your guys are in my class.

Dede:
Cool! What do you teach?

P.L:
I teach dancing and singing.

Dede:
And why did you leave school again, Tisha?

(Audience laughs)

Tisha:
Get away from me, git! Guys, go join a club or something. I gotta go.

P.L and Tisha are alone.

Tisha:
So….I heard you’re single. Do I have a chance of being Mrs. Leyenda?

P.L walks away. As Tisha is on the verge of leaving. Someone bumps into her.

E:
Oh, I’m so sorry.

Tisha:
No, it was my fault. I-E?

E:
Tis?

Both:
Ahhhh!! *Hugs each other*

Tisha:
E, I can't believe it’s you! I thought you started doing your own business.

E:
I didn’t

(Audience laughs)

E:
Well, I kinda did. I just need some seed money to start it. But you know my family. And I saw this flyer to be a helper here for one of the professors and get some money.

Tisha:
Well, good for you!

E:
Yea. Wait, what are you doing here? I thought you already finished school.

Tisha:
I did. I’m here dropping off my siblings.

E:
Wait, your siblings are going here?

Tisha:
Yea. Anyway, I gotta go. See you later.

E:
Bye, Quick question.

Tisha:
*Sighs* No, Mick isn’t dating anyone. No, you can’t date him. Yeah, we still have the bars on the windows. And yes, now that you’re back. I get to tease him about you guys being together like we did in high school!

E:
Thanks, you the best!

Tisha leaves.

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Dede:
This should be fun.

Jenny:
Yea.

Hex walks by.

Dede:
Oh, who’s that?

Jenny:
I don’t know.

Dede:
Well, be right back. *Walks over to hex*Hi, my name is Della, But everyone calls me Dede or Ann. What’s your name?

Hex:
Hex. Aren’t you one of Diana Ross's kids?

Dede:
Yea, I’m the beautiful one.

Hex:
Well, you got that right.

Dede:
*Blushes* What class are you in right now?

Hex:
Cooking. What about you?

Dede:
Dancing. I heard Professor Cube teaches the cooking class. Maybe we should hang out. Here’s my number. *Hands him a phone number and goes to class*

Vero:
Man, what should we do?

Bubbles:
Look, I don't know about y’all. But I’m gonna go to class.

Bubbles leaves.

Jenny:
Let’s join a club.

E walks to Jenny.

Jenny:
E? Hi!

E:
Hey guys!

Vero:
What are you doing here, girl?

E:
Do you wanna know?

Both:
Not really.

(Audience laughs)

Jenny:
I thought you were creating your own business or something.

E:
You know me. Anyway, i got a part-time job here. And while I’m here. I’m gonna look out for you guys! And to also make sure my brothers don’t bring a random chick home, again! I’m still tryna’ get ‘em fleas out of the house.

(Audience laughs)

Jenny:
Cool!

E:
So, what do y’all have for your first class?

Jenny:
Well, I think I got history first.

Bubbles:
I got computer and audio.

E:
Good, if you guys see my brothers talking to a girl. Stop ‘em.

(Audience laughs)

Everyone goes to class. E goes to the front desk.

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