The Rowdy Girls Page #2

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spot to take it.

Mick, we're wasting our time

with this Sweetwater stage.

It's too far out for payroll.

Exactly.

You know they're

switching stages.

Yeah, but not this one.

We do what I say.

Huh?

(SARCASTICALLY) Good plan.

You poking fun at me?

I wouldn't do that.

You're Billy Poke.

The boys will be

here in the morning.

Maybe I should do some

scouting or fix that wheel.

Never be another

woman like you.

I know.

Ugh, I'm bored.

Well, Romeo, in

my opinion, that's

a good thing for you to be.

You got no call to

to start in on me.

You see that it stays that way.

See, I ain't covering

for you no more.

Next time for you,

it's wedding bells.

Rangers haven't

caught Billy Poke yet?

Nope.

Reward's gone up to

$1,000, dead or alive.

Damn, what did he do this time?

He robbed a stage in Abilene.

Killed everyone, even the women.

Abilene.

We aren't too far from Abilene.

Hey, isn't Jack

Calahan's new bride

coming in on the next stage?

You reckon I ride out

there in the morning

and give them an escort?

Sweetwater stage has no

payroll, and I don't want you

anywhere near Jake's new bride.

I hear she's a real

lady this time.

The Sweetwater stage is

right over there, Sister.

Where are you headed?

San Francisco.

Sarah.

Don't lie to the good sister.

Amanda, I suggest

you mind your place.

CHESTER:
Ho!

The team needs a rest.

I'll step on down, help you out.

All right, step on down.

We'll be spending

the night here.

Don't wander off too far.

Watch out for rattles.

There's more than one

kind of snake around here.

I got it.

Right this way, Sister.

I feel like I know you

already, Mr. Beaudine.

Henry.

Call me Henry.

Henry.

You see, what I really want

is to go to San Francisco.

Well now, Henry seems to

be a decent enough feller,

trying to make a break.

But there's something hidden

behind those pinstripes,

and that's a greedy old snake.

Velvet, she's got a lot to lose

with her money bag in sight.

And Henry tells Sarah, snatch

that bag this very night.

Henry.

Henry.

Where are you?

I've got the bag.

Henry?

Oh.

I knew that whore was

hiding something, huh?

She's a nun.

Oh yeah, that's like saying I'm

really gonna take you with me.

Where's the horse?

You said--

Oh.

You are not going.

Neither are you, cowboy.

Let her go.

Get off her.

Now turn around.

Back up.

That's my money.

Give it here.

Come on.

It's my money.

Oh, whoa, hey.

Oh, I can't believe

you're so stupid.

Stupid.

He's dead.

Oh my god.

I-- I killed him.

Are you just gonna stand

there or are you gonna help me?

Sister, I can't.

Fine.

Then you'll go to

jail for trying

to steal the church's money.

Get over here.

Come on, push.

SARAH:
I am pushing.

Push harder.

Come on, missy.

Get your hands dirty.

Why'd you take my money?

Well, I needed it to

go to San Francisco.

What'd you need him for?

I couldn't go alone.

You didn't get very far

with the bag, did you?

Couldn't go without it.

And besides, I thought it

was the church's money.

I am the church.

Where's my mama's watch?

I don't know.

Ow!

Did you let him take my watch?

No.

Nuns aren't supposed

to hit people.

This one does.

Joe.

Joe.

Hm?

Changed my mind.

You're riding out with me this

afternoon to meet the stage.

All right.

I'll be back in about an hour.

Get up and get something to eat.

JOE:
Yeah, yeah.

Did you hear what happened?

Did you know the Lord

doesn't appreciate those

who partake in idle gossip?

This is hardly

idle gossip, Sister.

Mr. Beaudine ran off last night

and took one of our horses

with him.

I knew that man had no

character from the moment

I laid eyes on him.

You should pay more attention

to my guidance, Sarah.

Damn.

Mrs. Wheeler.

Come out, come out,

wherever you are.

Nuh-uh-uh.

Mr. Wheeler will

be here any minute.

I am Mr. Wheeler.

Come on, little Susie.

Daddy wants some sugar.

Well, my, Mr. Wheeler, you

sure do look young today.

Woo!

You are so strong.

So sweet.

I don't believe you're

Mr. Wheeler at all.

You don't?

No.

You are an imposter, and

I'm gonna punish you.

Oh, I'm a bad boy.

Yeah, you're a bad boy.

I just love our

afternoons together.

[bell]

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

I gotta go.

What?

What?

Mrs. Wheeler.

Oh my god.

Sam's gonna kill me.

Damn his brother.

Sam, sorry I'm-- Sam?

Damn.

Hey, Chester.

Sam.

Morning, Chester.

Morning, Sheriff.

That's a nice looking egg.

Yep.

Morning, ladies.

Which one of you

is Sarah Foster?

I am.

Nice to meet you, miss.

I'm here to escort you to town.

Did Mr. Calahan send you?

Yes, ma'am.

Here we go.

Easy picking, guys.

Just a bunch of women.

Hey.

Give me that.

It's our lucky day.

Let's go get them.

We ain't taking no women.

JD, Liam.

I think we need some new whores.

Hey, Billy.

Don't let this carrona

kill everybody this time.

There's a rider up ahead.

Ho!

OK, OK, OK.

Help me.

She's been hurt.

Stay where you are, and I

promise you won't get hurt.

[gunshots]

Oh my god, they

shot the driver.

Oh my god.

Be quiet.

Damn it, Mick.

I told you not to do that again.

I promised him.

You promised him?

Somebody's gotta have

some balls around here.

Just do whatever they sayand keep your mouth shut.

I told you this route

wouldn't pay off.

It's not even a stage.

It's a damn wagon.

You need me to do

what you can't.

Come on out of there.

Put your hands where

I can see them.

JD, get out there and check and

see if there's a strong box.

Come on.

Come on.

Liam.

Yeah, beau.

Looks like we got

a little something

extra for our trouble.

You keep your hands off

her, you filthy beast.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Behave yourself, you

won't get hurt, all right?

[gunshot]

[screaming]

Liam.

Damn.

There must be $20,000 in here.

Hello, Sister.

What'd you do?

Rob a bank?

Shut up.

I wasn't gonna kill her, Billy.

We were just fooling around.

You know how much

you mean to me.

I told you.

Never be another woman like you.

I know.

MINSTREL (SINGING):

Mick is getting more

than she ever bargained for.

Billy Poke has his eye

on sweet and sassy Sarah.

All the rowdy girls-- one, two,

three-- now they're together.

Sarah rides a horse

up front, but the nun

is being dragged on a tether.

Make them stop.

Whoa.

Don't worry.

They ain't gonna hurt her.

Virgin like her is worth

too much, even if she

is a little long in the tooth.

She ain't gonna be worth

much if they keep doing that.

Please, let her ride.

Liam.

Cut that out and put

her up on a horse.

Where are we headed to?

You like tequila?

Sam.

Put this on, you little tramp.

Tell me you want only me.

Tell me.

You want only me.

Smart ass.

Should've killed him.

He says he's gonna

keep me for himself.

Ha.

What is your rich rancher

gonna say about that?

He also says a virgin like

you is worth a lot of money

in the whorehouses

down here, even

if you are long in the tooth.

Oh, he did, did he?

Did he say what happens to

smart ass virgins like you

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