The Rugrats Movie

This place gives me the juice bumps.

- Maybe we should go back.

- Very back.

We can't go back now.

Okey-dokey Jones never goes back!

Hang on to your diapies,

we're going in!

Thats Tommy Pickles.

Hes the bravest baby l ever knowed.

And thats Phil and Lil.

They like worms.

And Im Chuckie.

Im not so brave.

Thats Okay, 'cause Ive got Tommy,

and hes my bestest friend.

Watch out!

- Keep going!

- It's right behind us!

Tommy!

Tommy ...

Come on, Chuckie!

Tommy, you kids

shouldn't be playing in here.

We thought the fun times

would last forever.

But we was wrong.

- oh, my ...

- Upsy-daisy, Didi.

Thank you for inviting me

to your baby shower, Mrs. Pickles.

- Glad you could be here, Suzy.

- What a pretty dress, Angelica.

My mummy's assistant bought it

especially for Aunt Didi's party.

Don't say a word.

$20 on 8 pounds, 6 ounces.

Who's got 8-7?

- 12 pounds, are you crazy?

- You can't see she's gained weight.

I mean, from behind.

Look what we got for you.

Boris, move your tuchis!

A goat?

Mum, you shouldn't have.

Nothing better for her

than goat's milk.

Except maybe yak. But you try

finding good yak these days.

Here you go, Kinderlach,

some chocolate coins.

- Aren't you gonna eat it, Tommy?

- Im saving it for my baby sister.

- She finally came?

- Not yet.

But they're giving her this party,

so Im pretty sure today's the day.

Do you think she got losted

on the way to the party?

Maybe we should look for her.

- Come on.

- But she could be anywhere.

- Watch it, pups.

- Careful.

- How's our little man?

- Dr. Lipschitz says it's a girl.

That windbag thought

Phil and Lil were intestinal gas.

- ''Riding high, it's a guy.''

- You know what they say:

''Born under Venus, look for a ...''

Dr. Lipschitz is the expert.

None of you have a Ph.D. in Latin.

Pig Latin, maybe. Let's just hope

for Tommy's sake it's a girl.

How my pups would squabble

if they were both boys!

Let's not do any

gender stereotyping. After all, -

- Stu and drew are brothers,

and they get along fine.

- Pushy! Bossy!

- Lazy! Inconsiderate!

- Why can't you listen to me?

- We're talking about a real job.

Im not gonna waste my life as a

clock-punching, paper-pushing ...

No offence.

You got no insurance, no savings

and another kid on the way.

For your information, bro,

I am working on something now -

- that will put this branch of the

Pickles family on easy street.

- What now, an electric sponge?

- of course not. That was last year.

This is the Reptar wagon!

The ultimate in toddler

transportation. The perfect toy!

In my day, we had plenty of fun

just throwing rocks at each other.

The Reptar Corp is holding

a toy-design contest.

The winner gets $500.

There'll be plenty more if this toy

is a hit. And Ill be famous!

That's what you said

when you built that stupid thing.

Maybe Ducktar was a little complex.

But this ... watch!

I am Reptar. Hear me roar.

I am Reptar. Hear me roar.

Can't a man work in his own basement

without getting barbecued?

Okay, so maybe real fire isn't

the best idea for a children's toy.

Tommy,

somebody's been colouring your room.

Yup, it's for my new sister.

- How are we gonna find her?

- We don't know what she looks like.

Well, she's a girl like me,

so we know she'll be prettyful.

You babies got a lot to learn

about the facts of life.

I must get back to the dessert table

before the grown-ups eat it all.

Angelica, can you help us

find my baby sister?

I wouldn't be in such a hurry.

When she gets here, she'll get all

the toys and love and attention.

Your mummy and daddy

will forget all about you.

''Look, Didi, there's that little

bald kid in the house again.''

- My mum and dad won't forget me.

- That's what Spike said.

- Back when his name was Paul.

- Paul?

Then you came. They put him out in

the rain and he turned into a dog.

That's not gonna happen to me.

My mum and dad will always love me.

A baby is really neat

a baby is a Special treat...

Who does Suzy Carmichael

think she is?

A baby is a little dickens

a baby is a cuddly chicken

- A baby is lots of joy

- A baby will get all the toys!

- A baby has a smiley face

- A baby is from Southside Space

- A baby is extra fancy

- A baby poops in his pantsies

like a birdie Singing in a tree

More like Reptar

screaming in your ear

A baby is a gift

a gift from a Bob

A baby is a gift

from a Bob, Bob, Bob

A baby is a gift...

Do you really think

babies are a gift from a Bob?

lf Bob bringed a gift,

it's probably one of them.

- A baby is very special

- A baby is not!

- Betty, it's time.

- Its time? oh, boy.

Everybody to your stations.

Charlotte, call the hospital.

Didi, start your breathing.

Good girl.

Up we go, sprout.

We got a Pickle to deliver.

Now thats what l call

a baby shower.

Welcome to the Werner P. Lipschitz

Centre for holistic birthing.

offering the state of the art

in primitive birth alternatives.

Mrs. Pickles!

You weren't due till next week.

Well, we can try to squeeze you in.

But Dr. Lipschitz promised us the

Zen experience in the Tibetan Room.

In my day, a woman dropped her baby

in the potato field and kept going.

Ah, yes, the old Country Room.

- Do you have anything cleaner?

- Maybe the Aquatic Immersion Room.

She's having a baby,

not a gefilte fish!

Stu, Didi, Randy called

to say you were on your way.

l didn't realise

you were bringing the whole party!

- How far apart are the pains?

- They're pretty much constant.

- Didi, let's get you settled in.

- Here you go, sprout.

Don't worry, sweetie.

Mummy's going to be okay.

Gosh, Tommy,

your mummy sure seems upset.

Maybe your baby sister

really is losted.

- Maybe we can buy a new one.

- Where would we find a baby here?

- Got any queens?

- Go fish.

- Hey, a baby store!

- Nice and wiggly.

Help me pick one my mum will like.

- Where am l?

- Todays different than yesterday

- So this is the world?

- l miss my old womb

- This world is something strange

- l need a change

- This world is something new to me

- oh, my head!

- What is this? l can't take it

- me, either

- Im hungry

- l love the extra leg room

- Man, they cut my cord

- Consider yourself lucky

- This world is way too big

- And populated y s by fuzzy pigs

- This world is something new to me

- This world is such a gas

- Wheres your class?

- This world is something new to me

- Can't a guy get some shut-eye?

- Its so noisy in here

l can barely hear myself suck!

- The food here tastes pretty good

- My compliments to the chef

- You've got to holler to get fed

- But l could get used to that

- This world is way too bright

- Turn down the light

- So thats what it looks like

- All things here are meant for play

- its gonna be a real cool day

- this world is something new to me

Real cool ...

this world is something new to me.

There you are.

Oh Gevalt! You kinder

gave my ticker such a scare!

All right, Didi, you can do it.

Push now.

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