The Rugrats Movie Page #2

on the EFM?

oh, Didi, she's so beautiful.

She's a boy.

Hello, my wonderful, sweet baby boy.

l guess we won't be naming him

after my mother.

- what about my cousin Dillon?

- Dillon Prescott Pickles ...

Dill Pickles.

Yeah, l like it!

Here you go, sprout.

Tommy, l want you to meet

someone very special.

This is your brother Dillon.

Dill, this is Tommy.

Baby ...

See? They already love each other.

well, that's a start.

what are we gonna do?

He hasn't stopped crying

since we brought him home.

Somehow it's not

as much fun here anymore.

- what's your brother so sad about?

- l don't know.

But whatever it is,

it must be really bad.

- maybe he's broked.

- what?

- Broked!

- Broked?

He's not broked,

he's ... just a little loud.

That baby's getting on my nerves!

Direct from Moscow,

the Banana Bros Monkey Circus!

Featuring the Most amazing Monkey

Since Brezhnev.

so Trotsky on down

to the Banana Bros Monkey Circus!

Grandpa, can we go to the circus?

It's enough of a circus

around here already!

Sergei, you watch the monkeys.

Ill get us coffee.

No, Igor, you watch the monkeys.

Ill get us coffee.

No! The monkeys watch you.

Ill get coffee.

- Coffee's better in St Petersburg.

- No, it's better in Kei.

- Its better in St Petersburg.

- Nothing's better in St Petersburg.

Look! The train!

Stop!

Then the wizard looked down

at the little boy and said:

'Your wish has been granted.''

And the little boy ...

- Please, help!

- Ill be back, sweetie.

All l did was cough.

l tried not to.

But l coughed and now he's crying.

And now he's got the hiccups.

oh, Stu!

- Sing Dill a lullaby.

- Im too tired to sing.

All right, Ill make something up.

Baby, please, rest your head

now it is time for bed

- you're cuter than ...

- Uncle Ned

- Our little ...

- quadruped.

oh, Stu!

It didn't work. He's still awake.

Ive got one.

Twinkle, twinkle

how time flies

Slowly in the Starry Skies

baby, please, close your eyes

- you're as Sweet as ...

- apple pies

as you grow and love and play

in Our hearts you'll always Stay

so Sleep and dream the night away

That was good.

baby, please, rest your head

now it is time for bed

please Stop, dont you see?

l want Mum and Dad for me.

Hey sprouts,

a crate's no place for you to play.

you might get shipped to Japan.

Id better keep an eye on this.

Dill, that's Tommy's blanket.

yeah, it used to sleep with me

before we even got you.

- my blanket!

- He's not very nice.

That's not how

you get things from a brother.

Here, watch.

- That's my Reptar, Lillian.

- It is not, Philip.

- It is tool

- It is not.

see, Tommy?

Now you try it.

- mine!

- mine!

Gosh, Dill learns fast.

Hurry, Pop. They'll be here

to pick it up any minute.

why can't l watch Shirleylock Holmes

at our house?

Ill never be able to hear it

with that new baby squawking.

dad's got to work overtime, so mummy

won't be so ashamed of his earnings.

Hi, Uncle Stu, sorry to hear

your pony is so slow.

what pony?

you told mummy

Aunt Didi got saddled with a loser.

- l ...

- Excuse me.

my tax deductions are crying.

you can't deduct them

if you don't have any income!

Boys, what are you doing?

Dill, what say we give Tommy

a little turn with the bear?

or not.

Hey, champ,

come with me a minute.

I've got something to show you

that's better than a teddy bear.

we weren't going to give you this

till you were older, -

- but l think now is the right time.

Grandpa put your picture inside.

l know it's hard, Tommy.

you have a little brother now,

and that's a big change.

They can be pretty tough

to get along with.

They aren't always

what you hoped they'd be.

That's why big brothers

have to have faith. y youll see.

He'll change.

After all, youve got

responsibility now.

l know you'll stick by Dill's side

and be a swell big brother.

Sponsativity...

- what is that?

- A Reptar.

- Unreal. what you think it's for?

- l don't know.

- we could ride to the baby store.

- Great idea.

we could take Dill to the hopsicle,

and get Tommy's money back.

- Tommy won't be happy about this.

- well, he's sure not happy now.

once Dill goes back to the

baby store Tommy will be happy.

l don't know about this.

- what are you doing?

- Lillian was ...

we're taking Dill back to the

hopsicle to get your money back.

you can't.

my parents want to keep him.

- why? All he does is cry and poop.

- So do you.

- l don't cry that much.

- you poop a lot.

- Look who's talking.

- l am not a poopy monster.

y Shirleylock Holmes, girl detective.

we thought you'd be happy, Tommy.

Knock it off! Cynthia and me

are trying to watch TV.

Hands off the merchandise.

Pretty good.

Be nice, Angela, he didn't mean it.

you want to ride in a wagon?

Ill give you a ride.

To outside space.

my show! Next commercial,

you babies are in big trouble.

All aboard!

Just walk away, Chuckie.

walk away.

wait for me!

- which way to the hopsicle?

- we're not going to the hopsicle.

well, we're going somewhere.

Pick up for Pickles, to Japan.

Take it away!

yeah, have a good day.

Pipe down, Spike.

me and Cynthia are watching ...

Cynthia?

Nice try babies,

now give me back my ...

Cynthia!

They took Cynthia. Come on,

you're going to be my butthound.

weve got to search every doghouse,

tree house and doll's house.

l want those fugitives

back in custody.

Bad dog! Stop!

Just go to the spa and relax.

Pop and l are taking care of ...

Pop, where's the crate?

The delivery folks mustve come.

They loaded her up and everything.

Sure you can talk to Tommy.

Pop, where are the kids?

They were here a minute ago,

playing in the ...

The crate!

Honey ...

Im going to have to call you back.

How could you fall asleep? you were

supposed to be watching the kids.

we'll never find the babies

with this jerk in front of us.

This is more fun

than picking noses.

l don't know if l should

throw up or throw down.

Ive turned this plane upside down,

but there are no children.

we found a kid, but he's

not the one you're looking for.

- Tommy.

- Sprout.

- Dill.

- Angelica.

- weve got to find them.

- Find what?

- Einstein here lost the kids.

- l lost the kids?

see?

- where are we?

- l don't know.

- It looks like the park.

- only bigger.

This place is bigger than the park

and the backyard all put together.

This is bad, you guys.

This is bad.

Tommy,

l think your brother's broked again.

- Are you okay?

- l think he's gonna explode.

- Poopie.

- what?

Poopie.

- l guess we'll have to change him.

- what do you mean ''we''?

you left him with your father?

The man slept through Pearl Harbor.

l sounded the alarm.

did your son have any enemies?

Any mob connections?

He is a baby!

- The powder goes on his bottom.

- Im doing the best l can.

- Pee-pee.

- Look out.

Frog!

y our brother made a frog jump on me.

you stop it.

Let's stop playing around

and figure out how to get home.

we don't know where we are.

Rate this script:4.5 / 8 votes