The Rugrats Movie Page #3

- l know! Ive got my sponsativity!

- what's a sponsativity?

you get it for being a big brother.

It's just like when okey-dokey Jones

had to find his way home.

- l thought that was a crumpus.

- my dad says it's a sponsativity.

where does it say to go?

This way ...

That's the way,

straight up that hill!

Bad dog! Stop!

you know, not all dogs go to heaven.

There he is!

Mr. Pickles, is it true you shipped

your own children to Tokyo?

did a dingo eat your baby?

How many pecks of pickled peppers

did you pick?

Childhood:
a time of innocence.

a time of joy.

a time of unspeakable,

unrelenting tragedy.

Tell us how it feels to know you

May never see your children again.

- Can't you show some compassion?

- So sorry.

Please, tell us how it feels to know

you may not see your children again.

Let me at him.

That crowd would indicate

a yard sale or a family tragedy.

Ill get back to you.

How does it feel knowing your

brother lost your only daughter?

Share your pain.

- y youre breaking my arm.

- Because l can't reach your neck.

There you have it. Two sour Pickles.

young Tammy, baby Dale,

the twins, Bill and Jill, -

- little Chunky and poor Amelia,

all vanished without trace.

Im Rex Pester and Ill be back

with More big-action news.

Mr. Swenson saw Angelica and Spike

head north on l-99.

- my baby!

- Let's go.

Private first-class Pickles,

reporting for duty.

Good job, you guys.

we're almost there.

- Dill, play nice.

- Its not much fun back there.

we're doing okay.

That's some good hitting, Dill.

Right about now my dad would

make me a fried baloney sandwich.

l can almost smell it.

All crunchy ...

Stop it, you're making me hungry.

- oh, no!

- we can't see your houses.

we can't see any houses.

we're doomed! doomed, l tell you!

Mrs. Pickles,

can you identify this binkie?

This is all Dill's fault.

Right, Chuckie?

This never would have happened

if you hadn't put him in the wagon.

Its not our fault

you got a naughty baby brother.

He's not naughty.

He's just ... a baby.

How can you be mad

just because ...

... you're standing there

all naked?

Im sure he's just trying to help.

Its hot,

exploring in the woods all day.

A little breeze feels good.

Just what l needed.

Thank you, Dill.

Those hiccups

are starting to bug me.

Face it, having a baby brother

isn't what you expected.

Look, somebody's house.

Tommy was right.

my sponsativity does work.

who'd have a house

way out here in the forest?

maybe a lizard lives there.

you know, a guy with a pointy hat

that grants wishes.

we just knock on the door

and say we want to go home.

- Everything will be back to Norman.

- Thank Bob.

Come on, guys.

we're off to see the lizard.

- Are you okay?

- l just tripped in a little hole.

It looks kind of like Spike's feet,

if he was a giant.

l saw a wolf make prints like that

in a storybook, then he ate a girl.

- The wolf ate a girl?

- They got her out ...

l don't think it's a wolf.

lf it was, we'd hear him say ...

- That was pretty good.

- l didn't do anything.

wolf!

- do you see the wolf?

- what does he look like?

- Big teeth and furl And teeth!

- No, Dill.

Bad, Dill. No.

l am Reptar!

Margaret, Im sure youve run afoul

of many a scary pedestrian.

But out here

we have what you might call ...

... actual danger.

Grizzlies that will rip the top off

your car. Bobcats, wolies ...

And dragons?

- l saw some grown-ups. Stop!

- l don't know how.

l hope you figure it out because

l didn't bring my bathing suit.

Any further and l would

have needed a fresh diapie.

Dill, no!

aqua Reptar engage.

Im telling you, l saw a dragon.

A big, green, fire-breathing dragon.

Ive got to call headquarters.

while you're at it, ask for

a new assignment. Say, a city park.

out here in the country

you have to be a little tougher.

- A dragon! I saw it!

- Where?

A wrapper from a Cynthia sweet bar.

- my angel, she's been here.

- She's tracking the sprouts.

Its the Pickles blood. l myself

remember tracking Sitting Bull ...

over here! We found some

wheel tracks heading into the woods.

- They must be in my Reptar wagon.

- you and your stupid inventions!

my stupid inventions ...

That's it!

The pups are in the woods.

you men follow those tracks.

- Stu, where are you going?

- Trust me. l have a plan.

Swab the poop deck, Mr. Phil.

Hoist the anchor, Number one.

- a pirates life is the life for me

- Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of Yum

- l get Seasick on the Sea

- Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of Yum

- hoist the Reptar flag real high

- my Sword is pointed to the Sky

you need a patch across your eye

from Zanzibar to candy bar

Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of Yum

we Search for treasures near and far

Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of Yum

- beware lf you cross Our path

- we'll Shoot through your Mast

remove your gold baboons by half

a pirates life is a life for me

Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of Yum

adventure on the Open Sea

Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of Yum.

Dill!

Help me, Tommy!

Fish!

man overboard!

Hang on, Chuckie.

Look at him go.

Tommy, why didn't you help me?

Im sorry.

Dill needed me, and he's ...

... just a baby.

Turn around.

Help me, you guys.

Dill, no!

l knew my Ducktar

would come in handy.

Pop, are you okay?

do you think we'll still be able

to find the lizard's house?

Sure. As long as Ive got my

sponsativity, we'll never be lost.

which way are we supposed to go?

That way.

Look, footprints. maybe there's

other babies around here.

- Those are our footprints.

- we're going around and around.

- It was working before.

- l don't think it ever worked.

y our sponsativity is broke,

just like your brother.

- my brother is not broke.

- He pulled the lever.

He tried to send us

into the big Jacuzzi.

- Hey, you guys, look!

- what is it, Chuckie?

what's a train doing

in the middle of the forest?

maybe a giant baby

losted his choo-choo.

- what do you want?

- Hungry.

l want to go play with the monkeys.

Hungry.

watch my brother.

Ive got to get the diapie bag.

Leave him alone. He's not a nana.

Guys, help.

The monkeys are trying

to take Tommy's brother.

- So?

- Just help me, okay?

- Let go.

- okay.

This is just great.

It can't get any worser than ...

... this.

- At least the monkeys are gone.

- And they took baby Dill with them.

where are you going, you dumb dog?

Hey! My rolleyblade is cracked.

Cynthia, are they

taking care of you?

will they know to comb your hair,

or put you into your sport jumper?

Spike ...

dog breath!

Spike?

This time she'll fly.

Im facing into the wind.

- Ready? Go?

- No!

- This is bad.

- Here comes Tommy.

- Put the blankie on him.

- okay, Ive got it.

- l think it's going to rain.

- we'd better go.

- l must finish feeding my brother.

- He's not hungry.

Besides, he's a ...

- A monkey?

- Look at that!

my brother turned into a monkey?

- weve got to get out of here.

- Not while my brother's a monkey.

we must find the lizard's house.

That's it! The lizard can wish him

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