The Runaways

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What am I gonna do?

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Oh, sh*t.

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You have to get it now?

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Why does everything

happen to you first?

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Here, take these.

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You took Ma's heels?

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Like she's ever worn anything twice.

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Besides, you should be

more worried about her finding out. . .

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-. . .how old your skanky boyfriend is.

-Does your boyfriend have a car?

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I'm sorry,

do you even have a boyfriend?

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Maybe I don't want a boyfriend.

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No way.

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Nice.

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You're officially a woman.

Let's f***ing celebrate.

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Derek, did Marie tell you

that she's not wearing any underwear?

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Really?

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I hope that runs in the family.

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Are you just gonna hang around...

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. ..or are you actually gonna

buy something this time?

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Hey, honey, you're looking

in the wrong section.

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The Women's section

is on the other side.

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I want what he's wearing.

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Oh, dude.

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-Who am l?

-Elvis.

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No, man.

I'm the f***ing Glycerine Queen.

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Suzi Quatro.

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-l'm the f***ing wild one.

-Yeah!

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Mom's gonna kill you.

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-lt really looks terrible.

-Good.

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Crap.

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Here, let me help you.

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F***.

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My brother says that guys

don't like girls that are tough.

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He says guys like girls

that are soft and flirty.

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Yeah, he would say that.

He's a p*ssy.

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He does spend a lot of time

doing his bangs.

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Next contestant,

from Mrs. Morgan's 10th grade class...

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. ..Cherie Currie performing

"Lady Grinning Soul."

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Nice pants!

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Yeah!

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-Sit down.

-Love you, Cherie!

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You suck.

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-l love it!

-Freak.

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You go, Cherie!

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We love you!

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Stay up there, Cherie!

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Sit down now, please.

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-Cherie!

-She's going off.

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Just keep working on those scales.

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-l'll see you next week.

-Okay. See you.

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Joan Larkin.

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It's Jett. Joan Jett.

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Come on in, Joan Jett.

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All right. Here.

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Okay. Well, let's get started.

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-So what kind of amps you guys got?

-Amps?

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Well, why don't we just keep it

unplugged for now, okay?

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All right. A--

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Well, l wanna play, like, Chuck Berry,

you know, "Johnny B. Goode"?

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Why don't we just start

with a G chord?

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A G chord to a C, to a D.

How's that?

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G chord, like that.

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On top of Old Smokey

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All covered with snow

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Now we're gonna go to a D.

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I lost my poor sweetheart

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To the G.

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From courting too slow

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-You see that? Did you see--?

-"Old Smokey"?

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That one's goofy, man.

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I mean, at least teach me "Smoke on

the Water." l know you know that one.

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Girls don't play electric guitars.

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On top of Old Smokey

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-All covered with snow

-Covered with slow

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I dumped my poor sweetheart

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For screwing too slow

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That's not funny, Miss Larkin.

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I can teach you to play the guitar,

but you're gonna have to--

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Excuse me, what are you doing?

Excuse me?

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Excuse me, I don't think

you ought to do that right now.

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Turn that off, please. Turn it off.

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Hello?

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Happy birthday, kitten.

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Hey, Daddy. l saved you the best piece

of cake, the one with my name on it.

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-Know why?

-Tell me.

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Because guess who ruled

the school talent show.

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-You?

-Yeah.

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Well, me and David Bowie.

But when are you gonna get here?

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The cake's gonna melt and Mom says

there's no room left in the freezer.

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Well, l can't, kitten.

I got-- I gotta stay late tonight.

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I'm sorry. I'll be by tomorrow, promise.

I only have a few minutes, though...

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...so why don't you let me

say hi to the other kitten.

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Marie's out with her friends.

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What, you didn't wanna go?

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-No.

-Okay. Well, give her a pet for me.

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I love you, kitten.

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Love you too, Daddy.

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Yeah. So wacky though, right?

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-No. I could do all right.

-Right there, that's right.

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-You gonna go dance?

-l don't know.

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-You like it strong, don't you?

-Yeah, I like it....

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No, I can't.

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