The Russians Are Coming, the Russians Are Coming: The Russians Are Coming to Hollywood Page #5

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What? Norman! Come over here, Norman.

This fella said that...

What? Aren't you that Whittaker

fellow from out at Duck Head Point?

My brother cleaned out

that clogged drain of yours.

Look, l want to report

that nine Russian sailors...

Sailors? You mean their navy's landing too?

- Uh-huh.

- Oh, my God!

- Listen, fellas. Come here.

- No, they were off a submarine!

-What's going to happen?

-A submarine!

lt's not just parachutists.

The Russian navy's landed.

l think they've captured

the west half of the island!

Will you tell me, what's

all this about parachutists?

There's a shore party of nine men

off a Russian submarine, stranded.

Oh, my God! lt's all over.

We haven't got a chance. Not a chance.

- How could such a terrible thing happen?

- Listen...

No! No!

We're surrounded! The navy! lt's the navy!

Excuse me. Say, listen.

- You're in charge, aren't you?

- Right.

One of those Russians, he told us

the other eight are coming here,

through the harbour.

He said they wanted to get a boat!

We've got to do something. Listen,

Sam, call Link and tell him what's happened.

- Link's out at the airport.

- We've got to do something!

- But what?

- Well, listen.

- We've gotta call the President.

- What?

- The President of the United States.

- Good idea.

They've got that there hotline.

He'll either know what's happening,

or he'll get on that there hotline and find out.

The Russians... Just a second!

They just told me they want...

You can't use a hotline!

That's not for us... Hey, ju...

Hello? Hello? Yes?

Oh, yes, it's true, Mr Carmichael.

lt seems that the Russians have landed.

OCTOPUS:

- We need to lighten the stern.

- Yes, Comrade Captain.

Lighten the stern. Quick!

- l wanted to see the locals.

- American planes!

- Ow!

- One small noise, you're dead.

- Believe me?

- Yes, l believe you.

- Hello, Beatrice.

Yeah. Hello, old beauty.

We've got a big job to do.

Now, come here, Beatrice.

Come here, Beattie.

Whoa, whoa. Whoa, there, Beatrice.

Whoa, beauty. Come here, sweetie.

Take it easy, now.

Come here, Beatrice.

-Ahh!

- Da!

- Shhhh!

- That looks better.

One small noise, you are dead.

- Where is Kolchin?

- Who?

Oh, l don't know. He ran away.

Well, we had a struggle, you see,

and l took away his gun.

You took Kolchin's gun? You?

Kolchin would not run away.

He would stay near. He was told.

He was? You mean he's still there?

He wouldn't hurt...?

Listen, we have big problem here.

We cannot get boat

except we kill some men...

l don't care! l want to know

would he harm my wife and children?

No, no, no. Kolchin is good boy.

He's doing nothing to hurt anybody.

Not to be worried, only listen!

Has coastal guardians or navy of United States

been told that we're here, yes or no?

l don't know. l don't think so.

Some men in a bar down the street were speaking

about telephoning the President.

- President?

- What is communications with mainland?

- You mean the telephone office?

- Yes.

lt's right upstairs.

Hey, look, is there a battle at the airport?

- The telephone is upstairs?

- Yes.

- Are there parachutists...

- Aah!

Th-there...there are parachutists on island?

No, l mean Russian parachutists.

People...people are saying,

everybody on the island is saying that...

Everybody on island is crazy! Shh.

How many people in office of telephone?

l don't know. Look, can l give you some advice?

You'll never make it down to the harbour.

Why don't you all give yourselves up?

Eitheryou'll kill somebody oryou'll get killed.

Either way, you could start a war!

- What is your name?

- Whittaker. Walt...

Pay mark to this, Whittaker Walt.

We must have boat. Even now may be too late.

This is your island, l make your responsibility.

Help us get boat quickly,

otherwise there is World War lll

and everybody is blaming you!

Permission to speak. Comrade

Captain, she's stranded. We're not moving.

- Load the boat, quickly!

- Come on.

Not this one, the other one.

- Boat to water.

- Be quick.

Hello. Hello!

He said they were trying to get a boat.

- That's what the fella said.

- Hello!

They're trying to get a boat.

Sam, we gotta post men with guns

to watch those boats.

- Do you understand?

- Right!

Put that drink down! You've had enough.

- But l already paid for it.

- Hello, Alice? Where the hell is she?

l don't know whether Mattocks has

alerted anybody, Mr Nelson! Hold on!

Just a minute, please.

Now, all l know is...

Now, Mr Nelson, you've no right

to address me in a tone like that!

You want the who? The President?

- Mattocks!

Let's see what the butcher boy wants, all right.

Well? Well?

Now, hold on a minute.

Now, look, the airport's only half a mile away.

We can't just barge in there

like we're going to the ballpark.

We've got to have a plan.

Now, let's leave the cars here

and, er, sneak up there

and surround them.

Old blood and guts Hawkins.

l thought you wanted

to lead the charge, General.

What's the matter? Getting queasy now, huh?

You've no right to speak like that.

- Yes, l have.

- With my military experience...

Come on, let's get out of here.

Come on. What are we waiting for?

Come on! Come on!

Hold on! Let me get in here.

Fendall, will you stop

poking me with that sword?

No! Oh, no!

Now, now, lady. Just be calm.

Nice and calm. Just nice and calm.

Don't say a word and we don't kill you, yes?

Nice and calm. Yes.

l think he means it, ma'am.

So please don't scream or anything.

They're kind of desperate.

- Who are you?

- My name is Whittaker.

- Mr Walt Whittaker?

-Yes.

- Didn't you rent the Selwyn place?

- Yes.

l put through your calls to New York.

l'm Miss Foss.

Lady, you and Whittaker Walt,

you have nice conversation

some other day, yes?

Whittaker Walt, you have some idea

of getting men from boat place.

Well, no! Well, unless

you created a diversion.

Diversion? What kind of diversion, please?

Send some men just out of town

to fire their guns in the air.

lt's great idea.

l send my men 50 paces and bluey!

l congratulate you on extreme genius

of this idea.

- Not if you all disguised yourself.

-What? What? What?

With those clothes downstairs

at the cleaners,

you could sneak right through town.

ls good. ls good!

Mr Whittaker! Are you really trying to help them?

-Are you on their side?

- Of course l'm not! How can you...

ljust think it would be pleasanter

if people weren't killed.

All they want is to borrow a motorboat.

- What are they saying?

- l don't know. l'm not with them.

Hi.

Excuse me, please. l am here still.

Please, you should not

be frighten-ed of me.

Here. You see. You.

l give you gun.

l'm not frightened.

Yourforehead's bleeding.

Huh?

Where are they? Where are they?

Who? What do you mean? Who?

- The parachutists!

- The Russian parachutists!

What, are you drunk? What?

The Russian parachutists! We got reports!

Quiet! Quiet!

Let's get to the bottom of this.

Now, look here. We know this island

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