The Sandlot 2 Page #3

A good soldier knows when to surrender.

I surrender.

They're good. We need them.

Let me put it this way. We want to

beat those Little Leaguejerks, right?

Well, them are the answer.

[ Deep Breath ]

Mac, go make a deal.

- Do they hate each other or what?

- No.

[ Scoffs ]

They are, like, totally in love.

But why are they

always mad at each other?

It's the same thing. Doy!

Oh. Well, here's the deal.

We give.

- Really?

- Yeah, but you got to be on our team.

- Really?

- Yeah. We need three more

guys, er, players.

- We got a big game coming up soon.

- Deal.

- [ Spits ]

- That is so disgusting.

Oh, sorry.

- Sammy said the cookies are great.

- [ Hayley ] Thank you.

- Can he have the recipe?

- Sure, I'll write it down for you.

- The dugout's very tastefully done.

- Thanks.

- Saul.

- What?

- Shut up.

- Orange is my favorite color.

- Mine too.

- Ow! What?

- Is this freshly squeezed?

- Yes. Thank you for noticing.

- Mac.

- What?

Shut it.

Anyway, this is Jenny

and this is Penny, and I'm-

[ Together]

Hayley Goodfairer. We know.

This is Tarqell, Mac...

- [ Slurps ]

- Saul and his brother Sam.

We call him Fingers. He's deaf.

-Just look at him when you talk to him.

He can read lips.

- Okay.

Hi.

Let's reconnoiter these turkeys.

Yeah.

[ Boy ]

Come on. Get a hit.

Look, guys. It's the sandlot retards.

Singleton. That's enough, son. Get back here.

We've got a practice going on.

- Yeah, in a second, Coach.

- But you said that last time...

and then we stood around while you

cussed out the ice cream man.

Back to practice.

Last time I coach my nephew.

You guys bring your sisters to watch

some real ballplayers?

Shut your mouth, Singleton.

Actually, they're here to watch me wipe

home plate with that mop you call your hair.

- [ Laughter]

- Sweeping up's all you're good for, doughboy.

- Good thing you're switching to softball.

- That's it! You're dead meat.

- Dead, I tell you! Dead!

- Settle down, Mac.

- Now, calm yourself.

- I'm okay. I'm okay.

-[ Boy ] Yeah, right, roly-poly.

- Okay.

Speaking of sweeping up, you girls keeping

our practice diamond all clean and tidy?

- Watch your mouth,jerk.

- Shut up, porky.

- Lurch!

- Your mama wears combat boots.

Your mama's so ugly, when you were born

they slapped her.

- Gomer Pyle.

- Hippie.

- Shut up, porky.

- You already said that, idiot.

Yeah, well, you're still fat, moron.

You're a fart-sniffiing,

road-apple-chewing...

scab-licking female dog.

I ain't done yet. You're ugly,

your mama dresses you funny...

you stink like toe fungus

and you ride the short school bus.

Yeah, well, you play ball like a girl.

- [ All Gasp ]

- [ Boy ] Good one.

Excuse me. What did you say?

- You heard me.

- Friday. The sandlot.

Be there, male chauvinist pig.

Count on it, tomboy.

[ Boy ]

Yeah. Be there, babies.

[ People Screaming ]

[ Smalls Narrating ]

We were proud of Mac that day.

But he was so mad we had to

take him to the parking lot carnival...

and stuffhim full of cotton candy

just to calm him down.

The carnival was the best place to go when

you wanted to get stuff off your mind.

Because that's where you could see

the most amazing things on earth...

for only 50 cents.

Bigfoot crap?

How in the hell are we supposed to know

what kind of crap that is?

- It could be dog crap.

- It'd have to be one big dog.

- Yeah.

- And must've eaten

a whole bag of dog chow.

- [ All Laugh ]

- Good we can't smell it.

- This is so lame.

- It's fake.

- It's still disgusting.

-[ Chattering ]

[ Saul ] Hey, guys,

there's more stuffback here.

[ Smalls ] It was there that I got

my fiirst clue...

about how me and David

and Hayley were connected.

- Let me see.

- Mac, hit the button.

- [ Roars ]

- It's just a bear.

- That is supposed to scare us?

- Guys, what's in this one?

I don't know. What is that?

[ Breathing Heavily ]

- [ Girl ] Is he okay?

- What's going on?

Where'd he go?

It wasn't that scary.

[ Mac ] What happened?

Why'd he run out of there like that?

- David, you okay, man?

- Yeah. Fine.

I-I was just too hot in there.

- Okay. Yeah. Sure.

- Yeah, it's hotter than snot.

Let's get another soda

and ride some rides.

[ All Talking ]

Fine. Go to the bathroom.

But meet us at the Tilt-A-Whirl.

Mom made me promise to make sure

you stay away from the kissing booth.

You understand?

Don't even think

about going over there. Serious.

Okay, go.

Bye.

Just one.

[ Loud Kiss ]

Sweetie, aren't you a little young?

Say, kid, did your mother say

it was okay?

Just on the cheek, okay?

- Oh!

- [ Man ] Hey! Let go of her!

Oh, my God!

- What's wrong?

- Get the bikes!

- [ Kissing ]

- Hey. Hey.

What are you doing?

Now I remember that kid.

That's the same kid as last year.

- Pervert!

- God, he stole my gum!

We never mentioned that night again

because it was just too terrible to think...

what would've happened if

that guy had caught Fingers-

but mostly because of

what happened the next day-

[ Mac ]

Play ball.!

- when we fiinally had to play

the biggest game of our lives.

- [ Mac ] Don't blink.

It was winner take all, and the prize was

nothing less than the sandlot itself.

- [ Boy ] Did you see that?

- Is that real?

Sorry. You need me to

call that for you? Strike!

Shut up, doughnut belly.

That's illegal. You can't pitch like that.

It's legal. Get used to disappointment.

-[ Boy ] You can hit it.

- Come on.

- [ Boys ] Aw.!

- Yeah.

[ Mac ] You're out. Come on.

Next victim. You suck. Come on.

Sit down.

[ Cheering ]

Come on, you idiot.

Throw it in.

- fiirst love.

- Throw it!

When Singleton realized he was gonna lose,

he did something so wrong...

that David took his fiirst step

down the road of greatness.

[ Hayley Groans ]

[ Crying ]

- You're out.

- Are you cracked?

What'd you do that for, you jive turkey?

She wants to play with the big boys,

that's what she gets.

The sandlot's ours... forever.

Don't mess with my teammates.

And you never, ever hit a girl, creep!

[ Smalls ] Like most great things, David

hadn't planned what he did.

It was a force of nature inside him,

and he did what nature intended.

He came to Hayley's defense. Later, though,

he would have to make a decision...

whether or not to come to Hayley's rescue

like a knight in shining armor-

[ Mac ] Great hit, Hayley.

Really showed them.

and face his greatest fear.

A deadly force of nature

that I accidentally turned loose...

on the 99th day

of the summer of 1 97 2.

That was a really great hit she made.

Almost went all the way over.

Can't be done, Smalls.

No one's ever hit a ball over that junk wall.

- Ever?

- Nope. Too high.

Man, Evil Knievel

couldn't even jump that wall.

You knock one off that dryer,

that's about as good as it gets.

- [ Growling ]

- [ Chain Rattling ]

[ Smalls ] The nightmare started

one week later...

when Mac got a new kind ofbat

for his birthday.

It was made of aluminum...

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