The Santa Clause Page #6
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- 1994
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Oh, no, uh, | your pulse is great. I--
Well, l-l don't know, Scott. | Y-You're as healthy as a horse.
Yeah, Clydesdale.
Okay, look. So, what? | You put on a little weight.
A little weight? Does this | look like a little weight to you?
Well, weight can fluctuate | from year to year.
Fluctuate? You make it | sound like I'm retainin' water.
I've gained 45 pounds in a week. | Pete, what's happenin' to me?
- Well, what's your diet like? | - Milk and cookies.
- Really? | - But I don't finish all the milk.
Well, then, there is your problem. Just | try to cut back on the sweets, okay?
- Anything else? | - Yeah.
How fast does hair grow? | Facial hair?
-What? | -I shave in the morning | and in the afternoon I look like this.
Well, it could be | a hormonal imbalance.
- That would explain the mood swings. | - Mood swings?
- Yeah, well, look at my hair. | It's turnin' grey. | - Oh, it's middle age, buddy.
It happens. And with that body, | you should be thankful you have hair.
Look, i-if it bothers you, | you can dye it, and you should diet!
Ah, just kidding. | Okay, up with the shirt.
Let's take a listen | to the old ticker. Whoa. Okay.
Ooh, it's cold.
Over here, Steve! | I'm open!
What?
I want some ballet slippers.
- Hi, Mom. | - Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
- Hold on now. | - Wait a minute. Wait, I'm not done.
Fax me. Hi. Hey, this probably | looks pretty odd, doesn't it?
- These kids lined up all by themselves. | - Scott,
I think it's safe to say you're taking | this Santa thing to an unhealthy level.
Here's my card. | Call me.
Scott, l-- I really have to tell you | that this is beginning to scare me.
I never in my wildest-- | Well, no, okay, maybe my wildest--
But certainly never in | my normal dreams would l--
- But then this is Scott | we're talking about and l-- | - Laura, the point.
It's just I never thought | you would stoop to changing | your physical appearance...
in order to make | Charlie like you.
- Do you have any concept of how | dangerous this is to a little boy? | - Whoa.
- Whoa, whoa. "How dangerous"? | - Mom, what's the matter?
- Come on, Charlie, we're going home. | - But we just started.
Well, a-- | You let him stay. I'll go.
If you don't get your act together, | Scott, so help me--
- Watch it, folks. | - I will just-- Oh! | - Mom! | - Come on. Move it, lady!
Kick it!
- Hi there. | - Hi. I got a delivery for S.C.
- You S.C.? | - Scott Calvin, that's me.
Sign here, please.
-All right. | -Thanks. I'll get your packages.
- Packages? | - Yeah, there's quite a few of them.
Great. I'll leave the door open. | Just leave them inside here.
Will do.
It's the list.
"Armand Assante"?
Yo!
Hold it! Hold-- Oh! | Hold it!
- You! You! Take that! Come on! Come on! | - Stay away from the truck.
What am I supposed to do with | all these packages, guys? Come on.
Aah.
You know, I knew it. I knew that-- that | something was going on. I just-- I--
What I can't believe is that he would | go behind our backs all this time,
confusing Charlie again just--
I-- I-- What are we-- | What are we supposed to do?
Well, there's one | obvious alternative.
Okay.
Aah.
- Annie, nice. | - Beep!
- Johnny, naughty. | - Johnny, wait up.
Gary, nice.
Veronica, very nice.
In your dreams, sleigh boy.
Huh?
I'm in big trouble. | Mm-hmm.
Thank you.
Judge Wayland's office.
Charlie, do you mind | if I talk to you for a minute?
It's okay, honey. Come on.
We won't be long.
Are we doing | the right thing, Neal?
-Something needs to shake Scott. | -Yeah, but--
But to-- to take away | his visitation rights.
Honey, the man is delusional.
Okay, okay, so maybe I'm having | second thoughts, kind of. I just--
I mean, what was so bad about | Charlie believing in Santa?
Well, he's a little old.
Oh, come on, Laura. | Don't you remember when you | stopped believing in Santa Claus?
I was Charlie's age, | I guess, l--
I wrote Santa a letter | every week that year.
Well, you know, okay, | you know, maybe--
Maybe not every week, but--
Boy, I really wanted | a "Mystery Date" game.
Do you remember those?
No. Of course you don't.
You know, no one does.
I-- I don't even think | they make them any more, but--
Well, anyway--
Christmas morning came and--
Oh, I got dozens of presents.
Oh, I got everything.
Except "Mystery Date."
I was three, and it was | an Oscar Meyer wienie whistle.
Christmas came. | No wienie whistle.
And that's when | I stopped believing.
You were three?
Yeah.
Oh, Neal.
-Where's Charlie? I want to talk to him. | -He's with the judge.
Dad!
It's all okay. | I told the judge everything...
about you and the North Pole.
After reviewing all | of your testimonies,
I've come to a very | difficult decision.
I'm sorry to do this in light | of the holiday season,
but in the best interest | of the child,
I'm granting the petition | of Dr and Mrs Miller.
Mr Calvin, as of today,
all of your visitation rights | are suspended...
pending a hearing | after the first of the year.
- Hey, Neal. | - Scott.
- You're not supposed to be here. | - Don't make me beat you up, Neal.
Oh, would Santa | really beat someone up?
- I'm this close. | - So you still believe you're Santa?
- I don't know. | - What do you mean you don't know?
Of course you are, Dad. | How can you say that?
-Think of all those kids. | -The only kid I'm thinkin' about is you.
Dad, I'm fine. | You can't let them down.
- They all believe in you! | - Charlie, listen.
You listen! | You think you know who he is. You don't!
Charlie. Honey, listen. | You're confused.
I know exactly who he is.
Charlie, he's not Santa!
He is too, Santa! | We went to the North Pole together.
I saw it. The elves are real old | even though they look like me.
Bernard called me sport, | 'cause he knew everything.
Right, Dad?
Remember!
Thank you, Charlie. | Thank you.
I love you, Dad.
Could you guys leave us | alone for a minute?
I mean, so I can | say goodbye to him properly?
You saw! | You saw the ball come to life.
You bet I did.
-Well, Charlie, I guess l-- I better go. | -I'll get my stuff.
Well, wait, sport. Sport. Wait, | wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I think it's a much better idea | if you just stayed here with your mom.
I wanna be with you, Dad.
Boy, I love hearing you say that.
You mean I can go?
Boy, this bird is dry. Haven't | you people heard about basting?
Bernard!
- Hiya, sport. | - Bernard, can I go? | Please, can I go, Bernard?
It's okay with me.
Charlie, if, uh--
Charlie?
Scott!
Charlie!
This is our perpetrator.
Scott Calvin, 38 years old.
Believes himself | to be Santa Claus.
Ladies and gentlemen, | this one's not gonna be easy to find.
Uh, won't the bright red suit | and beard give him away?
Charlie's got some great ideas | on how to keep you safe.
Santa, this is Quintin, | head of research and development.
- Quintin, good to meet ya. | - Hello, Santa.
Charlie and I have put our heads | together, and I think we've got | a few surprises for you.
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