The Santa Clause Page #5
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- 1994
- 97 min
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Well, you are. | I know what happened.
How do you know that? | How? You don't have any proof.
- Proof? | - Why can't we both think of it as just | a great dream and forget about it?
What about this? Remember | all the neat stuff inside?
Charlie, this is a toy.
We used to make things like this | at work, but no one bought 'em.
Here. I don't wanna | talk about this any more.
I know who you are, Dad. | You'll figure it out soon enough.
There are a lot of kids that believe | in you. You can't let them down.
Charlie, you're wrong.
- What's so funny? | - Nothing.
He sees you | when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've | been bad or good
Rollin' | Keep those reindeer rollin'
Okay, you better watch out | You better not cry
-You better not pout I'm tellin' you why | -Come on, Dancer. Come on, Prancer.
- Santa Claus is coming | - Whoa! We can't stop.
- To town | - But I have to go to the bathroom.
I told you, you should've gone | before we left the North Pole.
And rummy tum-tums
Whoa! Right here. | Turn over here.
Curly-haired dolls | that toddle and coo
Elephant spokes | and kiddie cars too
- Where is he? | - Well, he could be in his room,
jumping up and down on his bed | wearing a red hat and galoshes.
I don't care what Neal's doing. | Where's Charlie?
Oh, ho, ho. | Oh, I see, I see.
Well, if you can't be father of the | year, why not be Father Christmas, huh?
Charlie, | it's just not logical.
How can one man | in one night...
visit all the children | of the world?
Not everyone | celebrates Christmas.
And I think there's some sort | of time continuum that breaks down | once Santa's in his sleigh.
What about fireplaces? | A lot of people don't have them.
How does Santa | visit those people?
He turns into Jell-O and--
The fireplace kind of appears, | and he goes through it like this.
What about the reindeer?
- Have you ever seen a reindeer fly? | - Yes.
- Well, I haven't. | - Have you ever seen a million dollars?
No!
Just because you haven't seen it | doesn't mean it doesn't exist.
Hey, Neal. | Howdy, sport.
- Hi, Dad. | - You wanna take a walk? | I wanna talk to you.
- Sure. I'll get my coat. | - Okay. Hustle up.
Scott? Can I have a minute?
Sure.
I think Charlie is conflicted | at the moment.
Wow. Really?
Boy. Hmm. Appreciate | your analysis. I really do.
But, boy, you got more important things | to worry about, you know.
Like, where are you gonna | get more sweaters after | the circus pulls outta town?
Scott! I mean, | you're not listening.
We are very concerned about this.
Concerned about what?
This--
If Charlie spending time with you | is the best thing for him.
You were right | about the sweater, okay?
Do you think by next year | I'll be big enough to drive | the sleigh all by myself?
- No! | - But I've been practising.
No, that's not what I'm talkin' about. | Charlie, hold on a second.
We've got to talk about | this Santa Claus thing.
Charlie, there-- | there is no--
No what, Dad?
There's no reason why we have to | tell anybody about the North Pole.
- Why not? | - Well, sometimes some things, | big things,
should remain un-- unsaid, | like between two people--
- Oh, you mean like a secret. | - Yes. Like a secret. | Let's keep it a secret.
How come?
Because of Mom and Neal.
Not just because of them. | There's school.
Everybody thinks-- Well, | it's not important what they think.
It--
How does five bucks sound to ya?
This is something I really | want you to do for me, sport.
I want to keep this secret. | Will ya do that, please?
- Okay, Dad. | - All right.
Great.
You don't have to worry about | the Santa Claus thing any more.
So when do I get the five bucks?
...15 in the morning. | It's gonna be a beautiful day.
Spend the day with me, | Larry B.
Huh?
Something's wrong with the mirror.
What? Something's wrong | with the scale.
Excuse me. Excuse me. Uh--
Hmm. I'll have a field green | salad and-- Oh, my God.
- What the-- | - What? Scott?
Calvin?
Sorry, um, the dry cleaner | in my neighbourhood went up in smoke.
Some big chemical fire. | All my clothes, poof, gone.
God. Your-- Your weight.
What happened?
Bee sting. | Evidently I'm allergic.
Almost killed me. But the guy | at the emergency room says...
the swelling will go down.
I hope. So, | did I miss anything?
No, we were, uh, | just about to order lunch.
Great! I'm starving.
I'll have a salad and iced tea | and dressing on the side.
Uh, pasta and tomatoes, uh, and | very light on the oil. Can you do that?
And I'll have a Caesar. | No dressing.
And one of those home-made cookies, | the warm chocolate chip. No nuts.
And, uh, a little slice of cheesecake. | Uh, creme brulee...
and, um, hot fudge sundae, | extra hot fudge.
On the side.
- Anything to drink? | - Ice-cold milk.
- Stung by a bee, Scott? | - A big bee.
Finished?
Okay, now, remember. | This is just a storyboard.
But here is | our preliminary...
Total Tank TV spot.
Okay, now, we've got Santa. | He's up in the North Pole.
He's gettin' ready | for... Christmas!
- Oh, no. | - Problem?
It's just a little thing. | The elves.
- What about the elves? | - They look so funny.
They're supposed to look funny. | They're elves.
Just my opinion. | Can't they look a little younger...
with silver specks | on their cheeks?
- Can we continue here? | - Okay.
Now, this year Santa's | not goin' out in a sleigh.
This time he's goin' | Total Tank.
Wait a minute! No way! No way Santa's | goin' anywhere without his sleigh.
He would if he's tryin' | to sell the Total Tank.
Well, isn't that a pretty picture.
Santa's rollin' down the block | in a panzer.
Well, kids, l-- I certainly hope | you've been good this year.
'Cause it looks like Santa | just took out the Pearson home.
- Incoming! | - Oh, please.
And another thing. | What about the reindeer?
Reindeer and Santa. Santa and reindeer. | I-lt's kind of a package deal.
- Calvin. | - You don't believe in Santa, do ya?
Calvin, can we get | back to the presentation?
I'm not done yet. | Since we've opened this box,
have any of you tried | to build the Total Tank?
It's got 10,000 parts, | and even if you do get it together, | it breaks ten minutes later.
- Then you gotta spend more | money just to buy new parts. | - I thought that was the whole point.
No, no, no, no.
What we gotta do is develop | a, a basic, simple, inexpensive toy...
that will nurture | a child's creative thinking.
- Calvin-- | - Here, try the brown ones.
Can I see you outside a minute?
I don't know | what's happening to you.
You're starting to look like | the Pillsbury dough boy.
- Y-You're falling apart. | - I know! I know.
-I don't know what came over me. | -W-Well, just get some help.
You know, y-you should s-see a doctor, | a shrink, a dietician, anything.
Just get some help.
Okay, Scott. Time is up.
- Let's get over here | and check your pulse. | - All right.
Okay, hmm?
Huh? Well, nuts. I--
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