The Santa Clause Page #4

Synopsis: Divorcee Scott Calvin is disgusted to learn that his ex and her husband have tried - and failed - to break it easy to their 6-year-old son Charlie that Santa isn't real. On Christmas Eve, Scott reads The Night Before Christmas... then receives an unexpected visitor on his roof. When he's startled by Scott's calling out and falls, the Santa impersonator disappears, leaving only an 8-reindeer sleigh and a suit with instructions to put it on if he's involved in an accident. Scott does, and is transported around the town dropping gifts through chimneys until he's taken to the North Pole and informed by a group who claim they're elves that he is now Santa. Charlie is proud of his dad's new job, though Scott's convinced it's a dream. Until his hair turns white, his beard refuses to stay shaved, he gains weight inexplicably, even for his sudden love of junk food... Now he's accepted it, there's just one problem: how to keep it secret from his disbelieving family?
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Family
Director(s): John Pasquin
Production: Buena Vista Distribution Compa
  2 wins & 8 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.4
Metacritic:
57
Rotten Tomatoes:
74%
PG
Year:
1994
97 min
5,250 Views


We've got a lot of work to do | and only a year in which to do it.

- Judy. | - Santa.

- Scott Calvin. | - Follow me.

- I'll just take the next train. | - Dad, come on!

Charlie!

- Come on, Dad! | - Charlie, wait up!

- That's funny. I like that. | - I like that too. But I don't like--

Wow!

Can I get you anything? | The kitchen's always open.

How about a stiff drink?

You should get some sleep.

Here are your pyjamas. | I'll be right back.

Oh, oh, look, Judy. | Look. Look over there.

There's a--

Look. Look over there. | I know.

Look. Look over there. | There's a canoe. Aha, it's true.

Oh, look, there's an emu.

- Look at him. | - Shoo.

- Santa? | - Scott Calvin.

- I brought you some cocoa. | - No, thanks.

My own recipe. Took me | 1,200 years to get it right.

- 1,200 years? | - That's right.

You know, I must say, you look | pretty good for your age.

Thanks, but I'm seeing | someone in wrapping.

This is good.

This is really good.

Not too hot, extra chocolate, | shaken, not stirred.

You look distressed.

Distressed? | I'm way past distressed.

- Why's that? | - I'm talking to an elf.

And I stopped believing | in Santa Claus a long time ago.

That's not surprising. | Most grown-ups can't believe in magic.

It just... sort of | grows out of them.

Look, you're | a nice little elf.

- Thanks. | - But this is a dream.

I mean, this is fabulous.

Is that a polar bear | directin' traffic down there?

I-- I see it, | but I don't believe it.

- You're missing the point. | - What is the point?

Seeing isn't believing: | believing is seeing.

Kids don't have to see this place | to know that it's here.

They just... know.

Well, you should get some rest. | Good night, sir.

Dad!

Dad!

Wake up, sleepy!

Come on, get up!

Dad!

Dad!

Dad!

Come on, Dad! Come on!

You should see | all the neat toys.

- Stop shakin' me, Charlie. | - Come on. Get up. Get up!

- Okay! | - Come on. It's Christmas morning.

- Great! G-Go and make some coffee. | - Come on, Dad. Let's go!

Okay. Okay.

- Are you okay, Dad? | - Yeah. Just fine. Just fine.

Are you having a heart attack? | I know CPR.

No, I was just--

- S.C.? | - Yeah, Santa Claus.

Hey. Same initials | as your name, Dad.

Scott Calvin.

What?

Oh, Charlie! Oh, | merry Christmas, honey!

- Did you have a good time? | - Great time! The best!

Great-- Oh, ho, Scott. | Nice P.J.s. Very festive.

- Where'd you get them? | - I don't know.

- Judy gave them to you. | - Judy. Really.

- Who? | - Up in the North Pole.

Ah, one of Santa's | little helpers.

Last night, Dad and me | went with the flying reindeer.

It was really neat, Mom. Dad was Santa, | and Larry showed me the workshop.

-You know, where they make all the toys? | -Gee, thanks for...

- keeping his feet on the ground. | - You bet.

Honey, you go wait in the car | for a minute, okay? I'll be right there.

- Merry Christmas. | - Bye, Dad. Thanks for a great night | at the North Pole.

So, uh, what have you | been telling him?

Nothing. It's just... | I had this really strange dream.

And l-- I must have | told him all about it.

Wait!

- Charlie. | - Scott. | - Hi, Dad.

- Nice jammies. | - Thanks. About what you said | in the house.

- Who showed you the workshop? | - The elf.

- How'd I get the pyjamas? | - I told you. Judy.

Oh, wait. Wait. Judy was the name of the | waitress at the restaurant last night.

- Some waitress gave you pyjamas? | - What's this all about?

Dad took me to the North Pole, | and Larry showed me the workshop.

- The North Pole. | - Yeah. Dad's the new Santa.

The regular Santa fell off the roof, | and Dad put on the suit.

Charlie, we'll discuss this at home.

The clause. | The Santa Clause.

It's just a dream. | Stuff like that doesn't happen.

It was a dream. Come on!

I don't even wear pyjamas! | Normally I sleep naked. Buck naked.

Ha! Morning, Mrs McGloin. | Mary Catherine.

Eyes front, | Mary Catherine.

Sometimes boxer shorts. | You know.

So, remember, kids, there is nothing | more painful than third degree burns.

Well, thank you, | Fireman O'Hara.

And I think the whole class | will join me in saying...

sorry about your partner.

Well, perhaps this is a good time | to bring up the psychiatrist.

Charlie, would you like | to introduce your, um--

Dr Miller?

Can I ask Dad to go first?

Well, if that's how | you feel, Charlie.

That's how he feels, Neal. | Come on. Nice sweater, buddy.

This is my dad, Scott Calvin. | He's got a really neat job.

- Thank you, Charlie. | - My dad is Santa Claus.

Oh, boy! I think what he means is, | I'm like Santa Claus.

We're both giving. | We're both jolly.

And we both work very hard | one day a year.

- Oh, boy. | - That's not what I mean, Dad.

Look, on Christmas Eve, | my dad pushed Santa off the roof.

- No, Charlie-- Ch-- Charlie. | - Santa disappeared | and my dad took his place.

- Charlie! | - Then I went with him | to deliver all the presents.

Then the reindeer flew us to the | North Pole where the head elf,

- Charlie. | - Bernard, gave me this.

Look, I work for a toy company. | I deliver toys all over the country.

So, in a way, | I'm like Santa Claus.

- Yes, sweetheart? | - Do you make the toys?

No, stupid, the elves do!

Bobby, we don't say "stupid," | and we don't say "elves." | They're little people.

- No, but they really are elves. | - Whatever, honey.

- Which one's your favourite reindeer? | - Comet.

Uh, l, l, I don't have a favourite.

So, let me get this | straight, Santa.

You mean, when I grow up, | if I wanna be Santa Claus,

all I gotta do is | push you off a roof?

All right, he said that. He said that | it was the best Christmas he ever had.

- Oh, big surprise. What do you think? | - It's just nice to hear it from him.

- Is that a problem with you? | - That's my responsibility, isn't it? | - All right. So?

May I speak, please? | I am a doctor.

No, he's not. | He's a psychiatrist.

Please. Go ahead, Dr Miller.

I guess we know | who's the teacher's pet.

Scott! Oh, grow up.

The reason we're here is that | this is far more serious...

than a boy believing | or not believing in Santa Claus.

That's right, because Charlie thinks | that this whole thing actually happened.

Scott, what was the last thing | you and Charlie did...

before you went to bed | Christmas Eve?

We shared a bowl of sugar: | did some shots of brown liquor:

played with my shotguns: | field dressed a cat:

Iooked for women.

- I read him a book. | - What book?

Uh, Hollywood Wives.

The Night Before Christmas, folks. | Come on!

And did you | go to the North Pole?

T-This is ridiculous. | I don't have time for this.

Ridiculous or not, Scott, | for Charlie, this isn't some dream.

It is real.

You need to sit down | with Charlie. Explain to him...

you are not Santa Claus.

They're like the bears | at the North Pole, Dad.

Charlie, I already told ya. | We did not go to the North Pole.

- That was a dream. | - You're in denial, Dad.

Denial. You don't | even know what that means.

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