The Santa Clause Page #3

Synopsis: Divorcee Scott Calvin is disgusted to learn that his ex and her husband have tried - and failed - to break it easy to their 6-year-old son Charlie that Santa isn't real. On Christmas Eve, Scott reads The Night Before Christmas... then receives an unexpected visitor on his roof. When he's startled by Scott's calling out and falls, the Santa impersonator disappears, leaving only an 8-reindeer sleigh and a suit with instructions to put it on if he's involved in an accident. Scott does, and is transported around the town dropping gifts through chimneys until he's taken to the North Pole and informed by a group who claim they're elves that he is now Santa. Charlie is proud of his dad's new job, though Scott's convinced it's a dream. Until his hair turns white, his beard refuses to stay shaved, he gains weight inexplicably, even for his sudden love of junk food... Now he's accepted it, there's just one problem: how to keep it secret from his disbelieving family?
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Family
Director(s): John Pasquin
Production: Buena Vista Distribution Compa
  2 wins & 8 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.4
Metacritic:
57
Rotten Tomatoes:
74%
PG
Year:
1994
97 min
5,288 Views


Because Santa is watchin' | his saturated fats.

- How come you don't have a beard? | - Because I shaved!

Do you want this doll or not? | Go back to sleep.

You're supposed | to drink the milk.

Look, I am | lactose intolerant.

And I am just about this close | to taking all those presents | back up the chimney with me.

"Supposed to drink the milk."

Shut your eyes.

Yo!

How do you get in | without a fireplace?

I don't know. | One just kind of appeared.

Awesome!

Oh, boy!

Charlie, look at the clouds over here. | Aren't they pret--

Charlie!

All right. | Mornin', fellas.

Mornin', sport. | We're done, Comet. Ho-ho-ho.

Back to the house.

Merry Christmas to all | and to all a good night.

When I wake up, | I'm gettin' a CAT scan!

- Is this okay, Dad? | - No, it's not okay!

Hey, does this look like home | to you guys?

No, no, no, no, no! | Hey, hey, hey!

Where you goin'? | Come back here! Aww!

In the silence of the night

- When the snow | - Hey, hey!

- Lies soft and still | - Hey, buddy!

- You, sir! Hey! | - You can see a magic light

And hear the ring | of Christmas bells

- Can you hear me? | - Though the night seems long and dark

- It is the earth | - What's that?

- Just gone to sleep | - I don't know.

- I think it's the North Pole. | - The stars that dot

- That's the North Pole? | - The sky above

- Hey, buddy, we need some help. | - Hold you in

- Hello! | - Their precious keep

- What are you doing? | - So close your eyes and come with me

The Christmas bells | will bring you home

Hey, look! | Here comes the new Santa!

And now with song | we fill the night

While magic dances | in the light

To wish you now | and all the year

The joy that comes | with Christmas cheer

- Sit back. | - Hear our voices fill the air

To drive the | winter's cold away

And so our hearts | with all will share

The love that comes | with Christmas day

The love that comes | with Christmas day

The Christmas bells | will bring you home

- Where are all the grown-ups? | - This is so cool.

Stay here.

Hey, kid, kid. | Kid, who's in charge here?

You are. And I'm not a kid. I've | pointy shoes that are older than you.

I'm an elf.

Uh, you guys, or you girls-- | Who gives the orders? Who's your boss?

- You are. | - No, no, no. Uh--

- W-Who's the head elf? | - You are.

Hey! Who's causin' all | the trouble around here?

- He is. | - She is.

Excuse me. Are we | on a coffee break?

-We don't drink coffee. | -Then I guess the break is over!

Back to work. Thanks.

Take it easy on her, will ya? | Who are you?

I'm Bernard. | Nice to meet ya, Santa.

I'm not Santa! I've had a rough night. | There's been dogs barkin', | guns goin' off.

Look, my back's killin' me. | Have you ever tried to shove | a sea kayak down a chimney?

- I'm tired of this small talk. | - Hmm?

The other Santa | disappeared, right?

Wait a minute. | Hey, I know where this is goin'.

It wasn't my fault. | The other guy fell. It was an accident.

I've got homeowner's insurance | and a good attorney.

Not as good as my wife's, | but let's not open up that wound.

Hold it a minute. | Wh-Whoa, whoa, whoa.

How did you know | the other guy was gone?

- Can I get you a drink? | - No, I don't want a drink.

I'm thirsty and hungry too.

Charlie, I thought I told you | to stay in the sleigh.

-Who's this? | -This-- This is my son, Charlie.

I'm sorry. Charlie, | this is Buh, Beh, Beh--

- Bernard. | - Bernard.

- Hi, Bernard. | - Hiya, sport.

- Hey, Dad, he called me "sport" | just like you. | - Wonderful.

Hey, you know what. | I got somethin' for you.

Okay, now hold out | your hand, all right?

Now, be very careful. | This is very old, just like me.

Shake it up, Charlie.

Wow.

Why don't you, uh, hold onto it | for me for a while.

- It might come in handy. | - Thanks. Thanks a lot.

I promise I'll take | real good care of it.

- Make sure you do. | - I will.

Hey, Dad, look!

Huh. Fabulous ball.

- Hey, Barabbas. | - Bernard!

Bernard. Can we take a direct | flight back to reality, or do we | have to change planes in Denver?

Uh, Larry, take Charlie here | and get him some chow.

- No, Larry, don't do that. Charlie! | - He'll be okay.

Follow me. You'll want to | get out of those clothes.

I-- Uh-- No, look, Barnaby, | I just wanna go home.

Look, I am not Santa Claus! | Ahh!

Did you or did you not | read the card?

- Yeah, I read the card. | - Then you're the new Santa.

In putting on the hat and jacket | you accepted the contract.

- What contract? | - The card in the Santa suit. | You said you read it, right?

So when you put on the suit, | you fell subject to the Santa Clause.

- Here. | - The Santa Claus?

Oh, you mean the guy | that fell off my roof?

No, no, no, not Santa Claus, the person. | Santa Clause, the clause.

What?

- Look, you're-- | you're a businessman, right? | - Yeah.

Okay. A clause, | as in the last line of a contract.

- You got the card? | - Oh!

Okay, look.

The Santa Clause: | "ln putting on this suit | and entering the sleigh...

"the wearer waives any and all rights to | any previous identity, real or implied,

"and fully accepts the duties | and responsibilities of Santa Claus...

"in perpetuity until such time | that wearer becomes unable to do so...

by either accident or design."

- What does that mean? | - It means you put on the suit, | you're the big guy.

- That's ridiculous. | I didn't put on the suit just to-- | - Try to understand this!

Oo-oo-ooh!

Let me explain | something to you, okay?

Toys have to be delivered. I'm not gonna | do it. It's not my job. I'm just an elf.

It's Santa's job, but Santa | fell off a roof, your roof.

You read the card, you put on the suit. | That clearly falls under | the Santa Clause.

- So now you're Santa, okay? | - A question.

- What? | - When can I get outta here?

- Dad, you gotta see this place. | - You leave tomorrow morning.

You have 11 months | to get your affairs in order, | and you're due back here Thanksgiving.

- I'm not comin' back here | on Thanksgiving. | - I'll ship the list to your house.

- What list? | - Come on, now. The list.

- He's makin' a list | - Checkin' it twice

Gonna find out | who's naughty or nice

Look, you put a "P" | next to the kids who are nice | and a "C" next to the naughty ones.

- "P" and "C"? | - Yeah. "P" for present, | "C" for coal, right, Bernard?

- Right. | - Wait a minute. | How do I know who's good and bad?

- You'll know. | - What if I don't want to do this?

-Don't even kid about a thing like that. | -Why not?

What if I don't | buy into this Santa Clause thing? | What if I choose not to believe it?

Then there would be millions of | disappointed children around the world.

You see, children hold the spirit | of Christmas within their hearts.

You wouldn't want to be responsible | for killing the spirit of Christmas,

now, would you, Santa?

Judy will take you to your room. Get out | of the suit. It needs to be cleaned.

- And taken in. | - Then get some sleep.

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