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The Shaggy D.A. Page #2
- G
- Year:
- 1976
- 91 min
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What about his charges that you're
derelict in prosecuting criminals?
Typical sensationalism designed
to grab space in the media.
I realize that you ladies and gentlemen
are much too smart to fall for that.
There are refreshments
in the next room.
That's all the questions
Mr. Slade has time for right now.
Thank you, Mr. Slade.
Yeah, Eddie?
I've got it in front of me.
It's nothin' to worry about.
I just don't like these
enthusiastic amateurs.
Will you believe me?
He's gonna fade. He's a lightweight.
I hope you're right.
Haven't I always been so far?
You take care of everything over there,
I'll take care of this end, OK?
[Curator] We come now to
our always popular Borgia exhibit.
You remember that the Borgias
dealt in a most uncompromising way
with their enemies, frequently
lacing their wine with poison,
as we see here
in this charming little dinner party.
[Curator] On occasion,
they resorted to even more
drastic methods of dispatching a victim.
This painting illustrates a legend
that Lucrezia Borgia
once transformed
an unfaithful suitor into a dog.
Excuse me, uh, sir,
but what's this ring
with what looks like
a bug or somethin' on it?
That's a scarab. The ancient Egyptians
employed it often as a talisman.
You'll notice in the painting,
Lucrezia's wearing the same ring.
According to the legend,
her powers of transmutation
stemmed directly from it.
This may or may not be,
but the museum has seen fit
to put further safeguards on it.
The last curator of the museum,
Dr. Plumcott
told me of an incident
you'd find hard to accept
since it defies
scientific explanation.
Is this valuable?
It'd be impossible
to estimate its value.
The ring is priceless.
[Curator] We'd best be moving along if
we're to finish the tour before closing.
- It's a piece of junk.
- Junk? What do you mean, junk?
The curator at the museum
said this was priceless.
And priceless is a lot of loot.
This dame, Lucy "Borgeria,"
used to doll up with this garbage.
- Borgia.
- Her too.
This was one of her prized possessions.
She wore this only on state occasions.
Who am I gonna sell it to?
Another museum?
Diamond rings, emerald rings,
those things I can move.
- Make us an offer, Mr. Roschak.
- A grand. Yeah.
Get outta here.
Anything. We gotta make a livin',
like the next guy.
I told you, there is no market
for beetle rings. Get lost.
Oh, boy. Uh...
Gingerbread Rocky Road slush.
Uh...
Kumquat Bavarian chocolate
with lime mint and, uh...
Don't tell me.
Pine-scented gooseberry.
That's only 43.
You sure?
I was counting.
What'd I leave out?
Don't tell me. I know.
Oh, boy. Uh...
Let's see now.
Avocado surprise.
Well, what'll it be?
Vanilla.
Vanilla.
I run through 44 flavors,
you come up with vanilla.
What an imagination.
You want any marshmallow on that?
Chocolate sprinkles?
Any gum balls or anything in it?
Just the vanilla.
Vanilla. Here you go. 15 cents.
Pennies. Swell.
My dad's gonna be on TV tonight.
Don't forget to vote for him.
Swell.
You know what a dime looks like?
Little silver thing
you can carry around.
If I have to run through 44 flavors
for that kid again, I'll go banana nut.
How do you like that?
Only gave me 14.
[Dog barks]
Let him go.
- Back in the truck.
It needs to have that barren look,
showing the ravages of crime.
Could have some impact.
His wife is also his campaign manager,
so try to keep the lid on her.
Campaign manager?
She's more like Sarah Bernhardt
in "Housekeeping Can be Fun".
Wait a minute. What is that?
That's Daniels' kid.
Try to work him in.
We'd like to show the family.
Yeah?
- My husband's always been civic-minded.
- That's true.
But when I pointed out
the challenges that lay ahead, he...
- Hi.
- Hi, darling.
You're acting like Sarah Bernhardt
starring in "Housekeeping Can Be Fun".
We do not eat junk foods
- Since when?
Which tie do you like?
The navy blue or the navy blue?
- The navy blue.
- Thank you.
You're not going to wear that shirt
on the show.
Brian, change your shirt.
- Change your shirt.
- [Radio] Prescott Museum robbery.
has not been determined.
You could use that in your...
...it was one of the museum's
most valuable pieces.
If I get cauliflower ear,
it's gonna be your fault.
Wilby, what's wrong?
they stole.
The Borgia ring?
It's the one that...
- Brian, why aren't you in school?
- It's summer vacation.
Go straighten your room up, OK?
I straightened it up last month.
Then change your shirt like Mom...
Because I said so.
Rejections will make me grow up
to be inhibited and a non-achiever,
and it'll be his fault.
- Just say it.
- I'm not sure you'd understand.
- I'll understand.
- I'm really not so sure...
You'd understand.
When I was a teenager, I...
accidentally took an old ring
from the Prescott Museum.
There was a strange
Latin inscription on it.
Like what?
I'd rather not say.
Anyway, when I found the ring
at home, I...
I read the inscription a couple times...
And?
And I turned into a dog.
[Laughs] Oh, Wilby.
There was a big shaggy dog next door,
and I became that dog.
Wilby, uh...
are you sure you're feeling all right?
I knew I shouldn't have told you.
I'm glad you did because sometimes,
we let little things nag at us
when it's nothing.
Do you realize if someone reads that
inscription I could turn into a dog?
I love that tie on you.
It just brings out
the color in your eyes.
Did you hear what I said?
Yes, I did.
We're just going to pretend
that you never said it.
Excuse me, sir.
Excuse me, sir.
Me?
Forgive me, but might I have
a moment of your time?
Allow me to introduce myself.
Dr. Sturdivant,
on sabbatical from the Sorbonne.
Oh, I'm Tim, the ice cream man
from Dolly Dixon's.
I seem to have overextended myself
in my travels
and I find that I'm temporarily
financially embarrassed.
- If you know what I mean.
- No.
Therefore, I am forced to part
with this family heirloom
at a fraction of its real value.
Oh.
It's a ring.
Very discerning of you, sir.
It's also a princely relic of antiquity.
Yeah? Is it?
Gee, I wonder if Katrinka'd like that.
Katrinka?
Katrinka Muggelberg.
She's in pies down at Dolly's.
This is her right here.
She's captain
of the Southside Steamrollers.
Cute little thing, isn't she?
Isn't she, though?
I'm sure a lady like her would be
simply enchanted by that ring.
- You think so?
- In fact...
her gratitude would be unbounded.
Unbounded?
Yeah. Gee, how much you want
for that thing?
Well, circumstances force me
to sacrifice it for $500.
$500... dollars.
Dollars?
Yes.
Oh, well, uh...
I was lookin' for a blue one.
$500.
Would you spring for five bucks, mac?
Five bucks?
Oh.
It does have a little
blue in it, doesn't it?
Say, you take pennies?
25...
Now, you just be yourself there,
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