The Shaukeens Page #10

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the sake of our friendship.

We were friends, we still are..

..and we'll still be friends.

Good or bad.

We'll always stay together.

Remember?

Are you crazy?

You took that childhood

promise so seriously.

Chanchal got divorced.

And you're searching

for love in Mauritius.

You should've told me before.

You three are great.

Even after 100 mistakes.

..your single good

deed won my heart.

What?

Come on,

let's rectify our mistakes.

Come on, I'll help you. - Please.

How dare you come back?

Get lost. - Ahana.

Lali, Pinky and

KD told me every1hing.

I don't know..

..what I said on stage yesterday.

I apologize.

I am really sorry about it.

You just said "Men are pigs".

We're not pigs.

We' re H KP.

Hawas Ke Pujari. - No.

'Haste Khelte Puppies'.

Just look at them.

Look at their faces.

I want you to come for

my press conference tomorrow.

Don't say no. You have to come.

Give me a chance to

rectify my mistake, please.

What's the dress code?

Formal..or casual?

That's the spirit?

Good evening, everyone.

Few hours ago..

..l created a big

stir back in India.

Well, that's what we wanted.

This was all a well

planned marketing campaign.

What? - Absolutely.

This was a marketing campaign..

..for my next film.

And the film is called 'Alcoholic'.

What a name.

What a name.

And now..those who made

this campaign successful.

Humiliated themselves

in front of millions of people.

Let me introduce you to

my three really lovely uncles.

Meet KD uncle.

What a fine man.

I want to tell everyone..

...KD uncle's responsible

for everything I am..

"Everything I learnt.

Thank you, KD uncle.

Rajiv..l..

I have no words, son.

Thank you, son. - So sweet.

So sweet.

And that's Lali uncle.

Fashion, style, class.

He's my style icon.

Love you, Lali uncle.

Love you. - Thank you.

And..the spice King

from Chawdi Bazaar.

Pinky uncle.

You all know I am a chef,

I love cooking.

And it was possible because of him.

Him.

Give him a big hand.

Thank God he was saved.

And now the girl..who

got herself humiliated"

..in front of millions of people.

And still stayed strong.

Please welcome..one and only..

Ahana Basin.

Ahana Basin.

Friends, I would like

to tell you another thing.

She is in my next film..heroine.

WOW!

Akshay, what are you saying?

I can't act.

You don't know designing either.

And anyway,

those who don't know anything".

.. become an actor.

Look at me..

what is there to laugh about that?

Take 39..

Raj..l am pregnant"

Akshay, I can't do this.

What's my motivation?

- She's impossible.

"The summer party freaking crazy."

"l am standing straight

although I'm drunk."

"Because I am an alcoholic."

"Yes, I am an alcoholic."

"Yes, I am an alcoholic."

"The summer party freaking crazy."

"Yes, I am an alcoholic."

"Yes, I am an alcoholic."

"Alcoholic."

Chanchal.

Kamal.

"Alcoholic."

Raise the mic.

I feel like it's

going to fall on me.

Kunnu, get me a double peg,

on rocks.

"Alcoholic."

"Alcoholic."

"Alcoholic."

"Alcoholic."

"Yes, I'm an alcoholic."

"Yes, I'm an alcoholic."

I think I need earrings.

Give me my earrings quickly.

This is a difficult dialogue.

Can we change it?

Kunnu, get me something new.

"l drink alcohol like milk."

"l always make a

big peg for myself."

"l drink alcohol like milk."

"l always make a

big peg for myself."

"l never measure my peg."

"l drink from my own money."

"Yes, I'm an alcoholic."

"Yes, I'm an alcoholic."

"Yes, I'm an alcoholic."

"The summer party freaking crazy."

"Yes, I'm an alcoholic."

"Yes, I'm an alcoholic."

"Alcoholic."

"Alcoholic."

"Alcoholic."

"Alcoholic."

"Alcoholic."

"Alcoholic."

"Alcoholic."

"Alcoholic."

"Yes, I'm an alcoholic."

"Yes, I'm an alcoholic."

"Yes, I'm an alcoholic."

"Baby it's true, I love to party."

"That's exactly why I've

such a big stock at home."

"Baby it's true, I love to party."

"That's exactly why I've

such a big stock at home."

"l never measure my peg."

"l drink from my own money."

"Yes, I'm an alcoholic."

"Yes, I'm an alcoholic."

"Yes, I'm an alcoholic."

"The summer party freaking crazy."

"Yes, I'm an alcoholic."

"Yes, I'm an alcoholic."

Okay, one more time.

I'll chant Om.

Om!

I am ready.

Raj, I am pregnant..with

your child.

Action.

Raj"

I forgot my line.

No, no. I'll do it again.

Akshay, you don't

mind waiting, right?

Kunnu, bring me that

snake charmer's basket.

Shoo those snakes on me.

They will bite me.

At least that poison

will give me some fun.

How's my hair?

This w is driving me crazy.

lam tired of seeing her.

Why did I go to Mauritius?

I'll kill her some day.

My sari's falling.

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