The Shaukeens Page #9

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What are you saying?

Oh my, God. Thanks.

Thanks? No thanks.

I want full service,

better than KD and Lali.

What do you mean?

Full service..

Akshay Kumar sounds

like he's quite irritated.

Nothing should go wrong..

Whatever happens.

Hey..who is he?

Magician.

Fantastic.

Akshay Kumar loves magic.

Don't forget the rabbit trick.

Don't forget.

He's here.

Out of the way.

Security.

I asked you not

to take a photograph.

Why is she taking my photograph?

I can do this character.

God, he's drunk.

Hi, Rajiv.

- I'll never get a National Award.

Listen, forget about that. Focus?

Focus where?

Ranjit Basu gave me a dog..

..and said he's my mother's killer.

Oh, God.

- You should've seen that dog.

He's so damn cute..

Your eyes..

Wear your glasses, please.

I'm going to have a heart attack.

Listen.

Let's focus here.

Forget about Ranjit Basu.

Forget about him.

Focus about 200 crores club.

Okay.

Let's go.

Stage is that side.

Why do they keep moving the stage?

Ladies and Gentlemen"

..with a big round of

applause please welcome..

The lady's heart throb,

the superstar"

Mr. Akshay Kumar.

Sir.

And our guest of

honor for tonight"

..the King of raw spices.

Mr. Harishankar Goyal.

Clap!

Garland!

Garland!

I would like to request Mr.

Akshay..

..to honor our

guest and his friend.

Applause,

What nonsense is this?

This was not in the deal.

There's nothing I can do.

Either Akshay sir honors my guest

or my deal gets cancelled.

Please understand"

- You're trying to blackmail me..

..in front of the media.

- Sir, please. Try to understand.

Someone's blackmailing

me too. Please.

I can't allow this.

Sir. Sir. Sir.

Look, sir.. we will have to do

something, many people have come here.

Akshay.

I will break your legs.

Sir, the media's here.

You'll have to do it.

Akshay.

Good to see you again.

I've another gift for you.

My biggest creation.

Isn't she the same girl that

comes on the sets? - Yes, sir.

If she tries to touch me, I'll

slap her in front of the media.

She's a bloody stalker"

- Not necessary.

Akshay garlands me.

He garlands him.

- I will shoot you.

Garland.

You can shoot me, sir.

But garland him.

Pinky.

Look at Kunal's condition.

He's so jealous.

lam thrilled.

Girl, focus on me.

Garland..Garland..

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I would like to request.

..Mr. Akshay Kumar to

honor our guest and his friend.

Sir, please do it.

Sir, just for a few minutes.

Hey, give me the garland.

Sir, we will have to do. We

don't have a choice.

Sir, please come.

Sir, come.

Garland whom?

Sir, the one who is sitting.

Akshay,

I've designed this scarf..'

'..from pigeon feathers.'

'You don't know how to get angry.'

'You can only do Khiladi films.'

'Listen to rne, sir.'

'Let's focus here.'

Forget about Ranjit Basu.

'Focus on 200 crores club.'

'O kay? Let's go. '

Sir, please. You have to do it.

Put the garland,

the girl has come to meet you.

You do your job,

so I can do mine with her.

Pinky, what are you talking about?

What job? - What's wrong?

You said you'll sleep with anyone..

..who introduces

you to Akshay Kumar.

KD and Lali's turn is up.

Now it's my turn.

Pinky.

Pervert old man.

Sir, control. - What control?

I know old perverts

like you really well.

HKP! - HKP?

'Hawas Ke Pujari.'

- Akshay.

Shut up!

I know women like you too.

She goes around with

a different old man each day.

lam not that kind of girl.

Akshay, I am a designer.

What designer? You don't

know anything about designing.

Let me tell you about her.

She's mad.

This woman is mad.

Where are you running away?

Hey"

Hold on.

Old man no. 1.

Old man no. 2.

Old man no. 3.

What are your names? - KD.

Lali.

He owns a shoe-store.

Shoe-store?

Take shoes from that

store and clobber them.

Perverts.

You can land in

your graves anytime.

But still run behind women.

They are romantic for girls.

That girl standing next to you..

..is your daughter's age,

right? - Yes.

Still you lust her.

Think about sex.

And make faces.

You should be ashamed.

I feel their faces

should be blackened..

..make them sit on a donkey, and..

What city are you from?

- Delhi.

What Delhi? Forget Delhi?

You all should be

thrown out of India.

But sir, even you're

making a humiliating scene.

Scene.

They are being perverts"

..and I am making a scene?

Akshay, are you drunk?

Come up, lady. Come up.

Ask me again.

Akshay, are you drunk?

Yes, I am drunk.

lam drunk, but it's

from my own hard earned money.

I don't owe anyone anything.

Get that.

I don't care about anyone.

Enough of this life of

suffering and drinking in secret.

lam an alcoholic.

You want a pose.

Take a pose!

Great.

Shubhojifs angry!

Great.

Very nice.

No sir.. No sir..

I found you.

Filmstar Akshay Kumar

abuses in public.

Akshay Kumar abused three old men..

..at a Indian community

event in Mauritius.

And also accused

a female of sex-trade.

He's not like that.

I know, I am his wife.

Our father's mental

condition isn't stable.

This is his friend KD's fault.

KD uncle and Lali uncle.

These two have an eye for our shop.

lam saying this,

Lali is not romantic.

Akshay Kumar, in a drunken state.

What have I done?

All men are pigs. -Ahana.

Let me..

- You all think from your pants.

KD. -You disgust me.

Leave her.

Her anger is justified.

Let's go.

Delhi's on fire.

Our news is everywhere.

Three lecherous men.

How will we go home?

Everything will be fine.

We've to be positive.

This is your fault.

That's Akshay Kumar.

Run. - Run, run.

Open the door.

Open the door.

Have you three lost your mind?

Why are you all running?

You will kill us.

I came here to apologize.

Say sOFFY-

I said too much yesterday.

And where's Ahana?

I want to apologize to her too.

Ahana isn't talking to us.

Mr. Akshay Kumar,

we made a big mistake.

That girl was humiliated

because of us.

Honestly, she doesn't even know..

..about the cheap

things we said about her.

You know.

I can clearly guess

from your faces..

"that you were all born perverts.

Excuse me, sir. I am not a pervert.

This KD got me in this mess.

I am a respectable man.

Everyone knows me.

I am the secretary of my society.

Lali, you mean I am a cheap thug.

Absolutely.

You dragged me and

Pinky in your cheap plan..

..for your own pleasure.

You used our shoulder

to fire your gun.

And that's why we're in Mauritius.

We're family men.

We've kids and grandkids.

Can't you control yourself?

But no, you don't know

anything about family values.

Lali, you're saying too much.

What Lali?

- You're saying too much.

Do you know why

KD never got married?

Let it be.

Let me speak. - Forget it.

Let me speak today!

KD loved someone. - Maybe.

That girl was your sister Chanchal.

Interesting, twist in the story.

Mr. Akshay, wear your glasses.

He remained a bachelor..

..for the promise that we'll never

flirt with each other's sister.

The one you're calling cheap..

"strangled his love for

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