The Shaukeens Page #8

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his KD uncle from Delhi..

..is here to see him.

Tell Akshay sir

that his uncle's here.

Totally awesome.

Hail Goddess.

Son. - Yes.

Stop reading,

concentrate on your job.

Where's Akshay Kumar's van?

Sir, we don't have vans,

only tents.

Fine, where's Akshay Kumar's tent?

This side.

Okay. Come on.

Son, concentrate on your job.

Work hard, and you'll be a star soon.

- Yes, sir.

And who are you?

Tell him, son.

Uncle KD, Akshay sir's guest.

You? - What?

What?

Tea or coffee?

Water.

First water.

You tell me, lwill send it.

You're local.

That looks constipated.

Lose some of it.

Bring that dirty feeling.

Dirtier.

Dirtier.

Dirty! Dirty! Dirty! Dirty!

Hey"

Very nice.

Great.

Don't move.

Now..look at yourself

in the mirror.

Sir, I can't breathe.

This face will become your reality.

Fits!

Sir's getting the fits.

Hey.. shut up.

We're working on my expression"

..and you think I am getting fits.

Such a great director.

Idiot.

Oh, God.

So sorry to disturb you.

Your uncle's here to see you.

My uncle? - Yes, uncle KD.

What KD? - Yes, uncle KD.

Akshay Kumar doesn't

have an uncle as well.

You do, he's waiting.

Shubhojit.

Script is your God.

If you don't take care of it,

it won't take care of you.

Respect. - Mistake.

Calm down. - Go.

Ahana, you enjoying?

lam going crazy.

I am in Akshay's

personal makeup room.

KD..click me!

Okay, babe.

Show me.

Come on. - First hug me.

Naughty KD.

What's going on?

Akshay!

You?

I got something for you.

Rajiv, my son.

You insisted so much.

So I am here for tea.

Tea? - No, thanks.

Tea gives me acidity.

By the way, Manu Kukareja..

..from Manu Bazaar says hello.

Who is Manu Kukareja?

You haven't patched up

with Manu uncle yet, Rajiv?

What's Rajiv?

Fine, Raju. How sweet.

How sweet, wonderful.

Don't just stand there, hug him.

KD, click us. -Yeah.

ls he your father?

No, dude.

If he's my father and your uncle

then we would be brother-sister.

That's just gross.

We're just friends.

No, more than friends.

Hold my leg.

Rajiv, hold it.

Click us, quickly.

Akshay, I designed this scarf.

I created it from pigeon feathers.

Mony..Rakesh..Sharma.

Son, we can party later.

No need for a party.

You don't need to

touch my feet either.

Please, no need for any formality.

We'll leave.

Come on.

Come on. Let's go.

Akshay, I love you.

Come on.

No problem.

Rajiv.. - Are you leaving,

or should I throw you out?

No, we've got our

own transportation.

Good.

If you need anything in Delhi..

Damodar.

Yes, sir.

Next time I see this

girl on my set, I'll slap you.

On second thoughts,

I'll slap you anyway.

Go, get the coconut water.

Out.

Kuku, coconut.

KD..they are already

200 likes on my status.

Look at the comments.

See. Raju respects me so much.

You see,

our kids are very cultured.

Traditional.

KD, you think Akshay

liked the scarf I designed?

Of course, you're a great designer.

He must have gone crazy by now.

I did it, KD.

I gave Akshay the

best design of my life.

AhanaAhana is a Rockstar.

What about me?

What am I?

You?

KD..you are..a Rockstar.

I love you.

Now give me a hug.

Oh, God!

Oh, God!

Stop it, dear. Don't make my cry.

KD, I am too drunk.

Let's go to the beach. Come on.

Come on.

I will float away, Ahana.

- Come on.

"Have you ever seen.."

"..anyone's heart going away."

Come on, KD.

"There goes my heart..who's

upset with me."

"There goes my heart."

What are you two doing here?

Ahana called and asked for a towel.

What's going on here?

You can see what's going on?

Take a look.

That's the meaning of my life.

KD, how did you do it?

Rascals, you don't know me.

The other name for arrangement

is Kamal Dheer Sharma.

KD.

Hey. guys-

Thanks, Pinky.

Give me the towel. - No.

You don't need it.

There's a cool breeze blowing.

You'll dry up yourself.

Sorry, Pinky.

lam going up, I am tired.

Bye KD, I love you Rockstar.

Bring my clothes. - Okay.

Pinky, get her slippers.

Don't be shocked,

I'll tell you everything.

You pick up the underwear

and the slippers.

Yeah, baby.

KD.

You were right.

This girl's really fast.

First me, then you.

Lali, this is generation X.

No big deal in sex.

This is just time pass for them.

Food's horrible, let's have sex.

Movie's so boring, let's have sex.

How cute puppy, want to have sex?

You two should be ashamed.

One is married..and the other.

It's futile to talk to you.

What's wrong with you now?

Nothing.

Mr. Goyal's lost his mind

after watching Ahana in a bikini.

No..l am gearing up too.

For what?

lam a contender

too in Ahana's case.

Pinky! Pinky! Pinky!

Don't you ever think about it!

Pinky.

Ahana's like the Gucci

and Armani showroom.

..and you're a bag of spices.

Lali, you're overdoing it now.

Pinky. Ahana is my love.

I can't tolerate an old

man like you looking at her.

I swear on my dead grandma,

Shakuntala Devi.

If I don't make Ahana

sit on my lap in 24 hours..

..then my name isn't

Harishankar Goyal aka Pinky.

Keep it dog.

Cheers!

What happened, uncle?

Why did you call me so urgently?

You know Akshay

Kumar's in Mauritius.

So do anything you can,

and introduce me to him.

Uncle, you're really fortunate.

Remember I told

you that our company..

..is sponsoring a program

for the Indian Community.

Yes. Yes.

The chief guest for

that is Akshay Kumar.

Just tell me how many passes

you want. I'll arrange for it.

No. No passes.

No passes.

I'll be the other chief

guest of that event.

I'll sit next to Akshay Kumar.

Shut up.

That's so absurd.

It's impossible.

Impossible? I see.

Then I'm giving the dealership

to Chhada and Chhada.

Uncle, that's blackmail.

Yes, hello Chhada sir..

- Okay, done.

Done.

Fine, you're our chief guest no.2.

I'll sit next to Akshay Kumar.

And..also arrange for one

VIP and two general passes.

Ahana.

You haven't caught on

to Shubhojifs character.

Sir, I am trying.

I am trying my level best.

I am trying-

O kaY-

Do you know method acting?

That's fine.

I'll give you some motivation.

Here.

Imagine that he's a lowly man.

Your enemy.

He murdered your mother.

He killed your mother.

Now you've to yell at him.

Do it.

Rascal. My mother's.

- Anger.

Sir, look at his face.

It's so cute.

How can I get angry on him?

Give him back.

You can't do anything.

You can only do Khiladi films.

Khiladi.

You can't even get angry.

What..what are you doing?

- Nothing.

My back's itching.

Just scratching my back.

Seems like Pinky has

planned something big.

Right?

- That's fine..

..but I hope he

doesn't mess up in over-excitement.

Oh my, God.

Guys, look at Kunal's status.

He's coming for the same event.

This will be so much fun.

But where's Pinky?

Here I am, Ahana.

Oh my, God.

Pinky, you look awesome.

What's going on?

I did this for you.

To introduce you to Akshay Kumar.

Really? How?

He's the other chief

guest of our event.

Not just me,

you're the chief guest too.

Akshay Kumar, will garland us both.

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