The Shaukeens Page #7

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Three.

And what did I do?

In every film either I'm

jumping from the helicopter.

Or running after the heroine,

or the train.

Or cars..even running

after item girl.

Did you make me do anything real?

You know something, if you

don't make me do something new..

..l will quit this bloody industry.

Don't say that.

Saraswati's always

on the set. - Who?

Lady luck.

It might just come true.

Take your words back, Akki please.

Akshay.. - Ji.

What? - Ji.

Ji. - Say again, Ji.

AkshaYl-i-

Sir, your shot's ready.

Ready?

What a unique film?

The shot's ready,

and the director's right here.

Stop all this nonsense.

Good news, sir.

Another endorsement.

Helicopter" Sir..

Sir, hold on.

Akshay.

Lali. Take.

Fast. - Who the hell are you?

Sir, my family. He's my uncle.

Uncle, okay. You'll get a discount.

Akshay, I am your biggest fan.

I've seen all your movies.

I also have your pictures.

In fact, you were the one..

..who inspired me

to become a designer.

Actually,

I made these sunglasses for you.

If you wear them..

What am I asking?

Lali, click.

Akshay,

you're looking nice in these.

Doesn't the material

seem different?

Obviously.

They're made up of my toenails.

I've made them

with my own toenails.

Uncle, your daughter

wasn't funny at all.

She's not my daughter.

- Then who is she?

We're friends. - More than friends.

Akshay.

Akshay, I love you.

You're a Rockstar.

I told you.

No, no, Andi.

There are already

40 likes on my status.

Since I posted that picture"

..Kunal and Tara have gone offline.

They must be burning with jealousy.

Oh my, God. So cool.

Okay, I got to go.

Chow.

Lali.

Happy?

Happy?

lam on cloud 9.

You're the best. - Thank you.

Remember you said

something the other day.

What did I say?

You forgot.

You said whoever introduces

you to Akshay Kumar..

I feel shy?

I don't remember. Say it.

Where's my return gift, Ahana?

Come here.

O kaY-

And..

..your gift.

New title.

Rockstar.

Lali the Rockstar.

Lali the Rockstar.

Cheers

Pinky.

Make another peg for me.

It's alcohol, not sherbet.

Gulping aWaY-

Stop lecturing.

Make me a peg.

No.

Hey guys.

Friends, Romans and countrymen.

Careful.

Where were you?

What did you do with this child?

Are you crazy?

I took Ahana to see

Akshay Kumar's shooting.

Shooting?

Lali, don't be modest.

Guys, Lali introduced

me to Akshay Kumar.

Lali, no..

He's no longer Lali.

He's a Rockstar. - I am a Rockstar.

Rockstar Lali.

Rockstar Lam!

That ugly looking face,

and Rockstar.

I'm all over FB because of Lali.

But the shooting must

have ended in 3-4 hours.

Where did you go after that?

Actually" - Hold on.

Ahana, you must be tired.

I think you should go and sleep.

No, I am having fun.

- No. Be a good girl.

Lali the Rockstar's saying this.

What did she do to get tired?

I'll tell you, hold on.

Come on.

Careful.

You're right, I will go to sleep.

My back is paining.

Goodnight, boys.

- Goodnight.

And you, Rockstar.

Naughty girl.

So what's happening

with this lady finger?

Lady finger?

You were really shrewd.

You made schemes in the night.

Amazing.

Don't be jealous.

All three had equal opportunity.

I was smart and won the game.

You're not smart, but a traitor.

Tell me what you

did after the shooting?

You see..it was my promise..

..to introduce her to Akshay Kumar.

I fulfilled that.

And then her promise..

What?

I must admit.

She's true to her words.

Okay, goodnight.

My back's paining too.

Lal I Rockstar, good n ig ht.

Oh my, God!

Make me a drink.

You do it.

Don't waste time,

lam on a ISD call.

For the last time I am asking you.

What's the name of

Akshay Kumar's uncle..

..who lives at Chandni Chowk?

He's a distant uncle.

You always said he's special.

He's your friend too.

- That's true.

But he's a distant uncle.

Fine, tell me his name?

Manu.

Manu Kukreja..

He owns a sari shop

at Chawdi Bazaar.

He's really respected.

Fine, call him now and

tell him to talk to Akshay Kumar.

And tell him to invite me for tea.

I need to urgently introduce

someone to Akshay Kumar.

But he's not in Delhi.

He's gone to Vaishno Devi.

Hail Goddess!

Ahana. Where's my omelet, darling?

lam hungry?

Just two minutes, Rockstar.

Okay Rockstar.

Would you like a piece of bread?

How about a slap?

Jealous.

Ahana. - Here we go.

A very special omelet,

for my Rockstar.

Rockstar.

Ocean Snail's omelet. Eat it.

Snail? You mean turtle?

No. I am not hungry,

I won't eat it.

Why not? Eat it.

Ahana, feed him yourself.

I don't want it.

lam not hungry.

lam allergic to omelet.

I'll come.

I'll come, son. Definitely.

Bless you, son.

And listen.

If you ever need

money in Mauritius.

..then call uncle KD.

Okay, son?

Okay. Hail Goddess.

Hail Goddess.

Hello. Breakfast?

I can guess from your faces..

"that Ahana made breakfast.

That's right. You try it too.

Thank you, but I am full.

Finished jogging? - Yes, I did.

And I even talked to Rajiv.

I wonder how he found my number..

..and also that I am in Mauritius.

Who Rajiv?

Rajiv Bhatia.

You guys call him..Akshay Kumar.

What? Akshay?

What's going on?

What Akshay?

He's Raju for me.

He was saying..uncle KD,

I hate you.

You're in Mauritius

and you didn't tell me.

You have to come for tea.

He was insisting.

My sweet boy.

So you will have

tea with Akshay Kumar?

He's inviting me

to his personal chamber.

Not outside like other fans.

KD..you're a Rockstar.

Rockstar,

please can I come along with you?

What's going on?

I am not a Rockstar, he is.

Forget about him. - Ahana.

It was a joke.

Please, can I come along? - Okay.

But what will I get in return?

More than what Lali got.

What's going on?

You're a bassvku:

Ranjit sir.

You women-beater.

- Mind your language.

This is Akshay Kumar.

Akshay. Akshay who?

lam talking to Shubhojit.

Listen, you're not

Akshay Kumar for me.

You're my Shubhojit.

My character.

My character.

So Shubojit doesn't play golf.

When will you understand

my Shubhojit? When?

Sir, I'm trying my

best to understand him.

The book that you gave me..

..on Shubhojifs life history,

I read it all night.

Sir, it contains information"

"about Shubhojifs father,

grandfather, uncle, nephew, everyone..

But nothing on Shubhojit.

To understand Shubhojit,

you need to know his history.

Get in this history

and grab Shubhojifs soul.

Relax.

I promise you, soon I'll

grab everything about him.

I promise you.

Look, Shubhojit is

an evil and lowly man.

He's dark on the inside.

He's basically..HKB.

What?

'Hawas Ka Pujari.'

Now relax.

Action.

Sir, this is the plot

of the famous Hollywood film..

"Talented Mr. Ripley.

You think I am copying.

I am copying?

That's why managers

always remain managers.

Sir, don't mind him.

Go, go. -Yes, sir.

Leave my Shubhojit alone.

Sir.. - Please.

Out.

I really apologize.

Sorry about that.

No entry, boss.

Tell Rajiv,

uncle KD's here to meet him.

Rajiv who? - Don't irritate me.

Tell Akshay Kumar that

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