The Shaukeens Page #6

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I am there.

We will hit the beach.

And we'll have

breakfast at the beach.

Ratatouille.

Baked beans. Focaccia bread.

Muffins and whipped cream.

And..pumpkin pie.

KD. - Yeah.

Where's Lali?

Forget about Lali,

go get your swimming trunks.

I'll introduce you to him.

I'll even get you popcorn and cold

drink outside the Akshay's tent.

Thank you, son.

You're doing so much for me.

It's overwhelming.

Uncle..l am not doing this for you.

It will cost you.

100,000 per person.

I want to meet Akshay Kumar,

not the Prime Minister.

You can meet the

Prime Minister for free.

You're meeting Akshay Kumar.

Take it or leave it.

- Okay, I will take it.

Cash or card? - Cash.

The pink one's nice.

- The blue one is better.

No way.

Blue bikini, blue ocean,

blue sky..and more blue..

It's too much blue.

Pink is better.

It should cover the body too.

Her body's like..

Okay, okay..

We'll try both one by one.

Finally.

Andi, where the hell are you?

It's not Andi, its Lali speaking.

Hey Lali, where are you?

We're going to the beach.

Forget the beach,

listen to me carefully.

Are KD and Pinky with you?

Yeah, they're right here with me.

Don't repeat what I'm about to say.

I am on Akshay Kumar's set.

Are you serious? How?

If you want to meet Akshay Kumar..

..then come immediately on the set.

I'll text you the address.

Really?

Pinky, pinch me.

I can't believe it.

- Shall I do it again?

Lali, you're the best.

I'm coming.

Listen, the shooting's

about to begin.

And listen,

don't tell KD and Pinky about this.

O Kay; bye'

Oh my, God.

You guys carry on to the beach..

..and I'll see you later.

Pinky..something's wrong.

Lali calls and she..hops,

skips and jumps to him.

Lali.

Lali.

Lali.

Let her through.

Let her through.

What are you doing?

Oh my God, Lali you..

I can't believe this"

Thank you.

Have a cold drink.

It's from Akshay's fridge.

Sir, who is this?

She wants her picture taken.

My friend. - I can understand.

I can't believe this.

lam sitting outside

Akshay's makeup room.

And sipping soft drink

from his fridge. - Of course.

I got to put this on FB.

Lali..deceived me. -You?

With us?

Pinky, you're not a

contender in Ahana's case.

Why not?

I am a man too, a pervert.

And shameless, like you two.

I am a contender too.

My bro..hold it

like this and zoom in.

That's when you'll

get the VIP shot.

Are you filming me? - No.

Candid shoot.

Please don't delete that.

This video is all I have.

You perverts. - No..

No, we are needy, hungry..

Where's Akshay?

Out buying a sari.

Sir, he's Akshay Kumar.

You will have to wait.

He won't just enter like this.

Action.

Cut it!

Cut it!

What a fantabulous shot! Superb!

Mind-blowing, Akki. What a shot.

You gave me goose-bumps.

See for yourself.

Would you like to see the monitor?

Anything wrong with the shot?

It's a promo shot.

Then why do I need to see it?

I haven't been doing anything

else for the last 20 years.

Climbing up and down

the helicopter. What else.

Kuku, get my coconut water.

Thank you.

It's too light.

Make it properly.

I got goose-bumps.

Touch it.

It's better now.

Always make it strong.

It should give me that feeling.

Akshay, help.

Akshay. - What happened?

Akshay sir, just a minute.

Just a small endorsement.

He's the biggest

builder of Mauritius.

Kishore Samtani. Shake hands.

No, no, that will cost extra.

Hurry up, quickly. Fast.

Take a picture.

Just three pictures.

One.

One more, sir.

Very good.

Last one.

Very good.

Last one.

Very good.

Don't forget the check.

Where are you going, sir?

One more endorsement.

Come, baby. Come forward.

She's from the most famous

restaurant in Mauritius.

Two photos.

Fast. With her.

The lobster eating pose.

That's always good.

She's the owner's girlfriend.

She wanted to be in the frame.

No, I am a lesbian.

What?

The things these

people say these days.

Anyway, last endorsement.

Mauritius International School.

Come on, kids.

Sir doesn't have time.

Take a picture with few kids.

And that's it.

Let's go quickly.

Come on, kids.

Smile. Smile.

Go back to school.

School is open.

Go back to school.

Thank you.

Thank you, sir.

Very good.

We are going to make lots of money

but one final endorsement.

This is the best one. - I am tired.

Sir.. - I am tired.

Akshay Kumar, I hate you.

But the world loves you.

The world loves you.

Shall I make the call?

Final endorsement.

Hello. Vipin.

Hold on.

He's in a bad mood..

..it's the heroine's fault.

I don't know what happened.

No, I've not seen your pictures.

I told you I don't

want to see your pictures.

Please hold.

Oh God.

The world's cheapest,

lowest director"

"Baljeet Basu's calling, sir.

- Give me the phone.

Should I say no?

Give me the phone.

Hold this.

No, sir.. - Sir.

Sir, Akshay Kumar speaking.

Yes, sir.

Sir, I am completely prepared.

Just come see me.

Yes, sir.

That chart is all ready.

Your Shubojeet is

getting ready, sir.

Ask me anything.

Fear.

Ridicule.

Disgust.

I am eagerly waiting for you, sir.

Please come. Okay, sir.

See you. Bye.

Sir, please.

don't waste your time with him.

He's completely mad.

Don't waste time.

A Bengali director

needs a Bengali actor.

I'll call Mr.

Rahul Bose, he's free these days.

Stop it.

Stop it right now.

Do you know the director

you're talking about?

Yes. - He's won 5 National Awards.

5.. - 5 National Awards.

He's Akshay Kumar's

ticket to National Award.

Imagine your boss..

His photograph,

National Award winner.

Akshay Kumar.

Sir, what good will

a National Award do?

Tell me honestly.

Two minute interview

on the National channel.

Waste of time. - Shut up.

Your focus should

be on the 200 crores club.

You must look there, sir.

You are a star.

You're a champion.

You're a Khiladi (Player).

Don't do that, sir. Don't do that.

You're looking very unnatural, sir.

You're number 1.

You're the Khiladi.

You're the no.1 Akshay Kumar.

No.2..Salman Khan.

No.3..Shahrukh Khan.

No.4.. Jacky Bhagnani.

He's catching up.

I'm worried.

Jacky Bhagnani is catching up.

It's a flop!

Wonderful.

Flop.

What kind of a title

is Kerala Charlie for a film?

Who cares if it's a good film?

Good films are only meant for DVD.

Right..call me later.

John's film..

The reports are mixed. - Mixed?

Tell me something.

You can't tolerate

to see others happy?

Akki, lfeel really

sad when a film flops.

Really?

I swear.

I swear on that light.

Hello.

Yes.

What?

No show in Satara.

Yes.

Tell me Dubai's

collection by tonight.

Fine, I'll call you later.

It won't even do 100 crores.

We'll do it, sir. We'll do it.

I have everything planned.

We'll host a big event

with the Indian Community here.

We'll make 200 crores..

300 crores at least.

No, this time we'll cross 400..

- Shut up..

100, 200, 300 crates.

You two are driving me nuts.

lam fed up of this.

Tell me something, KK.

How many films did I do for you?

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