The Shaukeens Page #5

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You know what..you're right, Lali.

I won't cry.

In fact, I'll decide something today.

I will never again

take anyone of my age.

There's no maturity.

My next boyfriend will be..

..at least 10 years elder to me.

I think 25 will be better.

Think big.

But we fall in that category. Right?

Why not? I can take anyone of you.

What's she saying?

Line's clear, boy.

I did everything

in our 2 year relationship.

Kunal never even asked

me for a glass of water.

Ahana. Would you

like a glass of water?

Lali, you're a sweetheart.

Water's one thing" Move.

What?

- Come on, move.

Water's one thing,

and this closeness is one thing.

200% it will work.

You know, Lali..he used

to make me clean this house.

What are you doing?

We're in a live-in too.

You guys are so sweet.

You know what,

I felt so much better now.

I need some fresh air.

Let's hit the beach.

I need my bikini.

Bikini?

You mean..two piece?

You don't expect me to go naked.

Stupid.

Don't just stand there, get ready.

Should I take the Shilajeet?

Hello. What's that? - Underwear.

You expect me to wear

pajamas to the beach?

Didn't you bring swimming trunks?

No, those nylon trunks make me itchy.

I'll disown him in public.

Hey"

You knew we were going to Mauritius.

It's filled with beaches..

..so why didn't you

bring swimming trunks?

Should I wear my pajamas?

We'll have to leave him here. - No.

He's right. - No.

I want to see Ahana in bikini.

I beg you, please.

Don't be stubborn like a kid.

We'll take a picture and show you.

Photo is no good.

Ahana, what is this?

What happened?

What are you wearing?

Where's your bikini?

It's exactly what I feared.

Kunal is dating Tara Shah.

It's on their FB, their relationship.

And both were partying

at the Buddha bar last night.

50 people like this status.

And 40 of them are my own friends.

I want to kill myself.

Please don't. - Hold on.

Come on, let's go to

the beach and talk, dear.

Mister" - I mean Ahana.

Wear your bikini.

The cool breeze will

calm your mind and body.

I don't want to go anywhere.

lam in a very bad mood.

Oh my, God.

And 20 more likes.

Where are you going?

To kill myself and don't follow me.

Wear your bikini.

"In the lonely days.."

"In the lonely nights, I miss you.."

"Lonely..Lonely.."

"My heart's burning for you."

"Day-Night I am crying for you."

"Why did you leave me?"

"Why did you leave me?"

"In the lonely days.."

"In the lonely nights, I miss you.."

"I've no buddy."

"I'm so lonely."

"Your memories haunt

me all the time."

"In the lonely days.."

"In the lonely nights, I miss you.."

"In the lonely days.."

"In the lonely nights, I miss you.."

"Miss you.. - I am lonely-lonely."

"Miss you.. - I am lonely-lonely."

"Miss you.. - I am lonely-lonely."

"Miss you.. - I am lonely-lonely."

I will kill myself.

Take 3!

That's me.

Coming up next is a close-up of me.

Just watch"

..how my appearance changes

this story completely

"He was small when

I brought him home."

"Fed him milk myself."

"He was a sweet, cute little pup."

"l made him a bulldog."

"Then he showed his real color."

"One day his collar was loose."

"He ran after me."

"He bit me so hard on my back."

"Love is a dog."

"Love is a dog."

"Love is a dog."

"Love is a dog."

"A beautiful girl

taught me a lesson."

"l forgot all my duties.."

"..but she turned out to be a liar."

"A beautiful girl

taught me a lesson."

"l forgot all my duties.."

"..but she turned out to be a liar."

"She had bowled me over.."

"..by writing a love

letter with her blood."

"l would live and die for love."

"l had made him the God of my love."

"Till now how many

shoulders he has sat on."

"He has pissed in every lover's ear."

"Love is a dog."

"Love is a dog."

"Love is a dog."

"Love is a dog."

"Love is a dog."

"She built her dreams

on the tomb of my desires."

"She fooled me and dumped me."

"She built her dreams

on the tomb of my desires."

"She fooled me and dumped me."

"l would save every penny

to pay for her leisure."

"l would take her to

multiplex to show her film."

"You'll regret it one day too."

"You'll sing this song one day too."

"Love is a dog."

"Love is a dog."

"Love is a dog."

"Love is a dog."

"Love is a dog."

"Love is a dog."

Right, love is a dog

and men are romantic at heart.

If your desires have awakened too"

..then fulfill them.

I'll be back in 10 minutes.

Excuse me, have you seen?

No.

"In the lonely days.."

"In the lonely nights,

I miss you.."

"Lonely..Lonely.."

"lam Lonely..Lonely.."

"In the lonely days.."

"In the lonely nights,

I miss you.."

"In the lonely days.."

"In the lonely nights,

I miss you.."

"Miss you."

"Lonely..Lonely.."

"Miss you."

"lam Lonely..Lonely.."

"Miss you."

"Lonely..Lonely.."

"Miss you."

"lam Lonely..Lonely.."

I wonder where she is.

Did she actually commit suicide?

Don't say that?

You two hugged her,

I didn't even touch her.

I mean we didn't

get to know each other.

If anything happens to her,

we'll be in a mess.

Everyone knows we stay with her.

Come on.

Let's pack.

We'll leave for India.

- I'll book the tickets.

"You're my sanctity."

Ahana. - Come on.

Baby.

Andi, I have to meet Akshay Kumar.

I don't care what you do?

You have such a big event

management company.

lam sure you can

work something out.

Okay. Thanks.

I'll call you later.

Bye.

Ahana. - Oh my, God.

You guys will not

believe what happened.

We were really scared.

Thank God, my baby.

I am so haPPY-

Let her go.

But what happened, Ahana?

It was like a dream

come true, Lali.

I saw Akshay in person.

He's in Mauritius.

I see. - We heard that too.

And you didn't tell me.

We didn't know you're

such a big fan.

Fan?

Dude. He's half my life.

Look.

Some like collecting stamps.

..and some like collecting coins.

Mine..is Akshay Kumar.

Akshay Kumar's photo.

He's the one who inspired

me to become a designer.

Engagement photo?

I love him.

I even went to Mumbai to meet him.

But nothing happened.

It's very difficult to meet him.

Are you so desperate

for Akshay Kumar?

Desperate?

Dude. If someone

introduces me to Akshay..

..l will do anything for him.

I mean..

Who do I have to sleep

with to meet Akshay?

I am so excited.

"Who do I have to sleep

with to meet Akshay."

She can do anything to meet Akshay.

I guess she didn't mean it. - No.

She meant it.

She'll do what she said.

200%. - Really?

Indian? - Move aside.

Hello, Indian.

Move aside.

Indian? - Yes.

Want to meet Akshay Kumar?

No. Not me. But my friend does.

Good morning, Ahana.

What's so good about this morning?

Right in the morning.

My baby. Let me give you a hug.

Please KD, not now.

Andi's not answering his phone.

He promised to

introduce me to Akshay.

Bloody liar.

Ahana, have you seen Lali?

Forget about Lali.

Come on, Ahana.

Don't spoil your mood.

Listen to me. Get into bikini mood.

And we'll hit the beach.

It'll change your mood too.

What about Akshay? - Relax.

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