The Shaukeens Page #4

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In there it seemed like..

..an elephant was dancing

in a sugarcane field.

She bent the iron bar. - No, Lali.

She wasn't that bad.

Hey stupid,

I know how desperate you are.

Even English speaking

dogs can turn you on.

You're wrong. - What wrong?

You're wrong. - What wrong?

Hold on. What are you doing?

What are you doing?

Don't judge the book by its cover.

It's a new place,

and our first night.

Let's explore it a bit.

Lali, give it a chance.

The night's still young.

Does anyone have a torch?

O Love God, forgive us.

Hail the God of Love.

Hail the God of Love.

Hail the God of Love.

Hail the God of Love.

Lali. -Who is it?

Look.

Pinky.

What's going on?

He was clicking your pictures?

- Really? Why?

Forgive me, dear.

We're like your father.

He means he was checking..

..if you're the same

person who owns this house.

Yeah, I am.

Ahana.

I am Lali.

Lali.

Hi, I am KD. - Hi.

These are my friends.

Introduce me. - Okay.

This is Pinky. - Hey, Pinky.

Our third buddy.

He's a bit weak in English.

You didn't have to say that.

That's okay, I know Hindi.

No, no, speak in English.

One minute.

Indian? - Yes.

Guys, I am really sorry I came back.

Actually, I was going

on a road-trip with a friend.

But last minute something happened..

..and I had to cancel my trip.

I know you've paid

for your entire stay.

Technically, you own this place.

- No.

Actually,

I don't want to disturb you.

I can.. I can sleep anywhere.

I can go to my friend's house.

No, no.. - There's no need

to go to your friend's house.

Lali, can I just explain to her? - Okay.

We've no problem

with you staying here.

In fact, we're very happy.

Oh gosh, guys, thank you. - No.

You don't need to thank us.

We should be thanking you.

You see, you gave us some..

What's it called? - Enjoyment.

Hold on.

We got some refreshment.

I am sorry.

We felt refreshed.

Ahana, it's a really sweet name.

Tell us something about yourself.

Well..l am glad you asked.

I am..an earth child.

What's she saying?

- She's down-to-earth.

With gypsy blood.

But I am actually a fashion

designer by profession.

Fashion designer?

Then we'll get along really well.

Because actually,

I am a shoe-designer by profession.

What's your shoe size?

No.

Let me guess.

It's 7.

How did you..

God, you're good.

You are..

Yeah, right. Rich people.

Designer boots..branded ones.

I run a simple NGO.

Social service.

For women.

A philanthropist.

After I retire,

that's what I am going to do.

WOW!

I have a business, of raw spices.

It's famous all over the world.

And I also own an Audi.

When I look at you,

I get the vibes of a cook.

Right?

By the way..Lali's married.

My wife's gone to Himalayas.

- Beautiful.

He has a kid..

..and he's of marriageable age.

That's not true.

That's so sweet.

Anyway, do you guys want to see

some of my creations?

Sure!

This is my workshop. How is it?

Well, it's a little..

All this stuff is recycled.

Unique, just like you.

Thanks.

I'll show you some of my designs.

Look at this.

Men's Jacket,

made from a dead monkey.

lam the first one to do it.

And..

Excuse me.

Look at this.

Hat made from used toothpicks.

Would you like to try it on?

- It's nice.

It's very nice.

Thank you very much?

Thanks.

It's beautiful.

And my favorite.

Right here.

Frog eye necklace.

Made from frog's eye.

You're a very..unusual designer.

Please keep quiet.

What he's trying to say is that

it's a very unconventional design.

So..people buy lot of your obnoxious"

I mean unique designs, right?

Actually, I am way ahead of my time.

Most people think it's very cruel.

No, no, no. It is a great artwork.

Brilliant.

Back home in India, priceless.

Any an lover would

buy it at any price.

I see. Why don't you buy it then?

Pinky's absolutely right.

KD..you buy them for your Widow Home.

So that it's lonely

walls can come alive again.

Buy it.

Okay. 0km]-.

Dear..pack everything.

Oh my, God. Are you serious KD?

Thank you.

This is my very first sale.

Thank you.

I need to upload this on FB.

But on one condition.

You have to..

..show me around Mauritius.

Dude, I would love to.

How much for this?

How much for this?

"My mood changed as I smoked grass."

"Grass is the solution

to everything."

"Let me enjoy the intoxication."

"Hey DJ play the dub-step trance."

"How do I tell you what I feel?"

"Everything seems upside down."

"Take a puff..it's Manali's stuff."

"Take a puff..it's Manali's stuff."

"Ahh puff..stuff."

"Ahh puff..stuff."

"Ahh puff..stuff."

"Come on now."

"Come on now."

"Sweetheannpuff

away the stuff with me."

"I'll hold you in my arms,

and you puff the smoke again."

"It'll clamber through your breath,

puff it again."

"Enjoy the stuff and

puff the joint away."

"Your body's beautiful,

don't try too hard."

"Beloved, with me you're

the kite and I'm the string."

"Puff the stuff again."

"When you puff the stuff

again..you'll forget all pain."

"Puff the stuff again."

"When you puff the stuff

again..you'll forget all pain."

"Puff the stuff again."

"When you puff the stuff

again..you'll forget all pain."

"Ahh puff..stuff."

"Ahh puff..stuff."

"Puff the stuff again."

"When you puff the stuff

again..you'll forget all pain."

KD.

I've a bad headache.

Don't know why?

200% it's the Shilajeet.

Why will Shilajeet

give me a headache?

Pinky's ignorant.

But what made you

take this cheap stuff?

I was just trying it.

But where is he?

Pinky.

Rascal. - No, no.

Bloody pervert.

- Lali, you misunderstand me.

Ahana, I'll save

you from this savage.

You rascal.

People like you humiliate India.

Leave me, it's not him.

Then who?

It's him. -You did it.

Him, you idiot. Him.

It's him.

Oh..

Thank God. We misunderstood.

Sorry, Pinky.

Sorry, we blundered.

You were wearing a towel, and..

When I have promised..

- There would be a problem because of you.

Stop it!

All of you out!

You guyS are Pigs-

All men are pigs.

Get out! All of you!

Ahana.

We're..

We're really very sorry.

It was just misunderstanding.

I broke up with Kunal, my boyfriend.

You've a boyfriend? - She had.

Broke up.

I had planned this

road trip with him.

And stitched a special

outfit for him.

But..he made fun of my creation.

He said it was stupid and obnoxious.

Yesterday,

I invited my so called friends..

..so that they'll

make me feel better.

But those ham.

They came to my party.

Drank my alcohol.

And now they're liking

my ex-boyfriend's pictures on FB.

I've just 11 likes on my status.

..and he has 43.

Baby, let me give you a hug.

You need the warmth.

I don't know why I am discussing..

..my personal life with all of you.

We really don't know each other.

Don't say that.

We don't just share

a physical relation.

But we also have a

emotional relationship.

Feel it.

He's getting too close.

Take your hands off.

Ahana, come here.

If you keep crying like this,

you'll wet your dress.

Let her cry.

It'll lighten her mind and body.

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