The Shaukeens Page #3

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Brother, if you're going to Bangkok

take sister-in-law along.

Dad, I'll sue you.

Why does a 60 year old

man need to go to Bangkok?

I've never been there, how can you?

Stop that.

O Lord! O Lord!

I was going with my friends..

..because the tickets were cheap.

I am not anymore.

HaPPY-

Disgusting.

Embarrassing. Disappointing.

What's wrong?

What is he saying?

He's getting furious in English.

Obnoxious.

You're a bachelor.

We've a family.

We need to consider few things.

Why did you get married,

and have kids?

It's futile to make

any plans with you two.

Your spices have made our life hell.

Bollywood heart-throb Akshay Kumar..

..was shooting at Film City"

..when a big horde

of girls charged at him.

Akshay was there to shoot

an ad for Dollar Vests.

But the situation got out of hand..

..and he had to leave

halfway through the shoot.

During this time, Akshay's foot.

..was caught in the door of his car.

After which he bashed

up his bodyguard.

The film stars are the

ones who really live it up.

We're nothing compared to them.

Akshay's next film's shooting

location will be Mauritius.

..where he'll spend a long time.

Then I'll have to tell Bunty.

He's going there

with daughter-in-law.

For a week.

Mauritius.

Hold on. Bunty. -Yes.

Your Bunty? - Yes.

You see, we export

raw spices to Mauritius.

And our distributer

has sent two invitations.

I mean, for Bunty and his wife.

He can even send three.

Yes..

Touch!

Touch!

Cheers. - Cheers.

Bu nty.

Lucky.

Papa, dinner is served.

Papa, white or blue?

Leave that, sit.

Sit here.

Bunty, tell Bhanu in Mauritius.

..to send three invites,

instead of two.

No, father. Sonu's still too young.

And there's no point

in taking him along.

He'll spend the week

with his uncle and aunt.

I wasn't talking about Sonu.

KD, me and Lali are going

to Mauritius not Ritu and you.

And us?

You can go to Ram Nagar

and Jim Corbett National Park.

And you can even visit

Ranchi on your way back.

It's filled with Buddhist temples.

What? - Yes.

Go and tell him. - Yes.

Father, blue or white?

You pack the bag.

Yes. - Go.

"Romantic at heart."

"Romantic at heart."

"Romantic at heart."

How do I take this Shilajeet?

You take it with the Holy water.

"l failed university.."

"..cause I was busy being romantic."

"l failed university.."

"..cause I was busy being romantic."

"My pajama string is loose,

everyone knows that."

"But I am still busy being romantic."

"Now on seeing beauty,

I pull the cheeks."

"I'll throw the net

and catch the fish."

"Now I see the girl and understand."

"Whether she will give love

or not at midnight."

"Romantic at heart."

"Romantic at heart."

"We're still romantic at heart."

"Romantic at heart."

"Romantic at heart."

"We're still romantic at heart."

"Romantic at heart."

"Romantic at heart."

"We're still romantic at heart."

"Romantic..at heart."

"Romantic..at heart."

"We're still romantic at heart."

Why are you changing in the car?

You could've waited

until we got to Mauritius.

Where will we stay in Mauritius?

At a girl's house. - Girl?

He's talking nonsense again.

No nonsense.

I made reservations

over the internet.

I've rented a girl's house.

You..don't believe me.

Look.

Look here.

But..will the girl stay with us?

No, she won't. - Then?

Just like we're out on a holiday..

..so is that girl.

But the house will be all ours.

What's the point then?

If the girl isn't there"

Whether the girl's there or not..

..but her scent will still be there.

What good's that?

Are you done already?

"When the bangles clinker.."

"..and the anklets tinkle."

"When the bangles clinker.."

Seems like we're in Karol Baug.

They're all Indians.

Years ago,

they all migrated here from Bihar..

..and settled down here.

They are all Indians.

But there will be dirty womes, right?

- 200%.

Come on. Hurry up.

You're too slow.

Excuse me.

Welcome! Welcome!

Goyal uncle.

Give me the garland.

Welcome!

Welcome, Goyal uncle.

Who are you?

I am Bhanu.

Bunty called up and informed me

that you're coming.

We've been making a living

by selling your spices.

How was your journey?

What's this?

That Bunty's sent spies after us.

No more fun.

Look, Pinky.

If you like to stay with them..

..then you can. It's okay.

We'll take your leave.

You'll feel homely

in the family atmosphere.

Please take care of him.

No. No..

He's our distributor,

he's honoring all of us.

You can go ahead,

we'll meet after few days. - No.

This is not done. - Then what?

Look, Bhanu.

Text me your number.

We'll definitely

meet before we leave.

Uncle, I thought we'll

have lunch together"

..and show you the temples around.

Next week, our company's sponsoring..

..an event of the Indian Community.

Quiet!

Quiet!

Look, Bhanu. Don't be stubborn.

We don't want to go anywhere.

And remember,

if you tell Bunty about this"

...I'll give distribution

to someone else.

Get that? - Yes.

Did you? - Yes.

"Romantic at heart."

Call ataxil!

"Romantic at heart."

"Romantic at heart."

"Romantic at heart."

"Romantic at heart."

"Romantic at heart."

"Romantic at heart."

WOW!

What a beautiful place.

So artistically done.

Thank you.

Nice fragrance too.

Lali, there's a feminine smell.

Boss..

Look here.

200%.

What we're doing here..

We haven't done anything

don't make me feel guilty already.

You'll get a chance to some action.

Today evening?

What's in the evening?

Look, you two have

never been to a strip club.

I have.

In Moscow.

I'll take you two

to a strip club here.

Until then..keep your vigor at bay.

ls this the place?

It's written right there,

Banana Club.

Why is it so quiet?

Pinky, such clubs are sound-proof.

To contain their wildness.

Let's be a pan of this wildness.

Yes come.

Hello.

Normally how much for three?

1000 each.

Any discount?

Are you Indian?

You know Hindi?

Yes, we're from India.

Give us a discount,

this is our first time.

500 each.

Did you see howl bargained?

Why is it so quiet?

I am not getting positive

vibes from this place, KD.

It's the best club of Mauritius.

The girls will come out any minute.

Babies!

Where?

Come, let's settle down.

Come on.

Presenting to you,

from Shaukeen company..

..a Bhojpuri song,

in Bollywood style.

Please enjoy.

"Youth is on the dance floor."

"Youth is on the dance floor."

"Sexy female-snakes are

coiled around the rod."

"Shaking every pan of their body."

"Wearing bikini tops."

"This youth is lolly-pop."

If she takes her clothes off..

...I'll lose interest in women.

Let's go. - No.

She's dancing for us.

It'll upset her.

"Do mixi-pop in Bhojpuri."

"Do mixi-pop in Bhojpuri."

"Do mixi-pop in Bhojpuri."

What happened? Did you get tired?

I think I fell.

Don't worry, I'll get up.

Lali, walk slowly.

The flight to India leaves at 12.

If we're fortunate,

we'll even get tickets.

India? Have you lost your mind?

I am crazy?

Do you see where we are?

This is your red-light area?

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