The Shaukeens Page #2

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See.

People respect me a lot.

Not like you two.

Lali, you're overdoing it now.

Look, Pinky.

Abuses and name-calling

may be common in Chandni Chowk.

But not here.

This is an educated society.

Get that?

Why do you stress so much

on education for everything?

I've got an Audi.

So what? - Enough, stop this.

Stop fighting amongst yourselves.

Don't waste a Sunday.

So what's the plan?

Tell us.

The plan's right ahead. Come on.

On the right.

On the right. - I did.

2..3..and bend!

2..3..and up!

What a sight?

I can say she's married.

I don't think so. - 200%.

But you know..

Married girls don't

satisfy me anymore.

Look to your left, foreigners.

Ogling secretly is no more fun.

What are you doing?

Put on your spectacles.

..or else people will

know what we're staring at.

How long will we just watch?

Take my advice,

let's get some action tonight.

Action. - What?

There he goes again.

Let him speak, Lali.

What do you mean action?

Escort service.

Girls will come home.

No, it's not safe.

It's absolutely safe, Lali.

This is Delhi.

You can get everything

with just a call.

Lali, you backed out

the last time as well.

Let's try it once.

We might get lucky.

- Only boys do such things.

We're respectable people.

What if someone

spots us at the hotel?

And these days they make MMS clips.

Who's talking about hotel?

My idea, my risk!

The action will take

place at my farm house.

Where the hell are they?

Did you give them

the right address? - 200%

I don't have a good

feeling about this.

Let's cancel this. - No..

Here come the girls.

My babies..

Come on.

Come on.

They are old.

You said it's a bachelor's party.

Not a bachelor's party"

..l said the party is bachelor.

Look

What if they get a heart attack?

Kid, its short work.

Do it, please.

Dude, they're real old.

Who are you calling old?

Come on, turn the car around.

Come on. - Who are you calling old?

Stop the car.

Hey..

Who are you calling old?

Cheap girl.

You call us strong men, old.

KD.

Vicky.

The DCP of Janakpuri is my buddy.

I'll shut down yourjoints.

Calling me old.

I won't spare that pimp.

He doesn't know who I am.

Cool down.

A cassata for him.

KD, your planning is never any good.

You weren't in the mood at first.

Then you were.

Then you lost it.

As the girls left, so did my mood.

This is the worst Sunday of my life.

We did not do anything

and the rascals called us old.

Pinky.. - Forget it.

Sunday isn't over yet.

It is. - Look around.

Take a look.

That girl gestured towards me..

..and turned towards that tree.

We just flopped badly a minute ago.

Your name should be KLPD, not KD.

Lali, by God, I am not lying.

What do you want to do? - Come on.

No!

Come on.

For the sake of our friendship,

let's go.

We'll have to talk to her first.

lam an expert in talking to girls.

Have trust.

Come on.

But..what will you say?

Hello.

There are three of us.

And we even have a car.

We live close-by.

Darling. - Yes.

I'll just call you back.

Three oldies are trying

to get fresh with me.

I'll set them straight first.

What were you saying?

- Who weren't flirting?

Police!

Police! - We were just leaving..

Where are you going?

Dear! Dear! Please forgive us!

Dear.

Don't touch me. - Calm down!

Calm down, for God's sake.

! You-

Pay me? For what?

Who do you think I am?

It was a mistake.

Police! Police!

- What's wrong, madam?

Why are you hugging this old man?

Inspector, these three

old men were harassing me.

And this one..

He was saying obscene things.

Inspector,

take them to the police station.

Make them lie down

on ice slabs and beat them.

He's like your father, dear.

You shouldn't say such things.

Again.. - Hold on.

Don't you own a shoe-store at CP.

Yes.

Shoe-store.

Beat him with his own shoes.

Madam, calm down.

Listen up, everyone will have

to come to the police station. - No.

Hari Singh,

get these old men in the van.

Madam, you may leave.

Come on.

Inspector,

there was a bit of misunderstanding.

I only asked her..

..whether we can drop her home.

She was all alone.

Its late night.

He's absolutely right.

We're respectable people.

You know me.

It was all a mistake, forgive us.

Mistake? Forgive you?

But..what pill did you all take"

"that made you so

pervert at this age?

You're right.

We'll stay in control.

Lali. Pinky.

We've to work on this. - Yes.

You must be just a few

years older than my father.

These things don't suit you.

Point noted, son.

Bless you.

How much do you have?

Check it.

Must be around 10.. - ls that all?

Do you take credit card?

Are you crazy?

Come on, get lost.

And listen,

I've a free advice for you.

If you're all feeling so erotic"

..then, there's nothing

you can do here.

Go to some foreign country.

These things are legal out there.

Do you know any place

where it's all legal?

Bangkok.

You can find 50 girls

at every 500 meters.

All like those.

Are you sure? - 200%

Delhi's no longer safe for us.

Take my advice,

let's get out of here.

To the capital of debauchery.

Bangkok.

Bunty. Rim.

Bring my food.

Quickly.

Right away, father.

Come on fast.

Lucky, get my pajama.

Blue or white.

Bring the blue one.

But..the blue one's wet.

Get the blue one.

Heat the lentil little more.

Or he'll get furious.

And I've to talk

to him about Mauritius.

It's wet.

Father, I told you

the blue one's wet.

Get the white one.

Yes.

Where's my food?

Father"

You know Bhanu..our

distributer in Mauritius.

He's invited us to Mauritius.

He'll pay all the expenses.

If we could go to

Mauritius for a week.

Go ahead.

And anyway, I am going

on a holiday with KD and Lali.

To Bangkok.

Bangkok?

Bangkok?

Father, Bangkok?

What happened?

Father's going to Bangkok.

What?

Bangkok, at this age?

What's wrong with it?

There's a Buddhist Temple.

Dense forests.

Also one-tusk elephants.

But, father..you can see those"

..in Ram Nagar and Corbett too.

And Ranchi's full

of Buddhist temples.

But why Bangkok?

And father,

everyone will laugh at us.

Everyone knows what

goes on at Bangkok.

But we didn't know.

Now that I do, we won't go.

O kaY-

It needs more salt!

Brother, how's KD?

KD?

He's still the same. Jolly.

He hasn't come home for a long time.

Has he gone out?

He's still in the city for now.

But going out next week.

Where?

On a holiday, with Pinky and me.

Bangkok.

What?

You three are going to Bangkok.

Who's going to Bangkok?

- Your father.

O Lord! O Lord! O Lord!

Listen"

Dad, you? - Why? What happened?

What is there?

It's heaven for those

who are starving.

Starving?

Starving for what?

You got to be kidding me.

Dad, what will we say..

..if anyone asks where you are.

Bangkok?

You don't need to lie.

What's so special about it?

We're going to see

the one-tusk elephant"

..and Buddhist temples.

ls there anything else?

Trip to Bangkok means

characterless certificate.

Correct.

O Lord! O Lord! O Lord!

What are you doing?

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