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The Small Woman in Grey Page #2
- Year:
- 2017
- 90 min
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Oh
Wonder why she didn't show up then?
[ghostly whispers]
The reason she's not here is
because she never wanted to come
That girl is a flaky as they come
And the only reason why
Laura is asking you Stevie
is because she assumed
that you were making babies
I have not seen her or
spoke to her in a long time.
We haven't even hooked up since, February?
Anyway, let's forget about
Tiffany and let's get a drink
OK sure
Were you not bringing a friend?
Huh?
You said you were bringin a friend, Alex?
Oh yeah, he's coming
later, he had to work today.
Who's Alex?
He's a mate of mine
Funny guy, you'll like him
Yeah,
think you will!
Oh please tell me this isn't a set-up
No! It's just
Stevie's friend
visiting us
What was that look for?
And how do you know him?
Oh, when I hang out with
Stevie, Alex is always there
He's fun, cheeky but
funny, you'll like him.
What?
Ah can we speed this along
so we can get to the drinking?
OK, here is the short
bullet-pointed version
Stevie here has a homo friend
Laura, here
being the sweet innocent angel that she is
thought that getting you two
out into the wilderness together
would mean that you would get to put your dick
near something other than your own right hand.
Firstly, screw you Stacey!
Secondly, seriously Laura? How
desperate do you think I am?
I don't! I just thought
you two might get along
I thought you said you
spoke to him? Awkward!
Yeah, you're telling me!
Look, he's just a nice guy
I thought you'd like him,
I thought we'd all like him.
I'll vouch for Loz, he's a good guy
lives at the end of my road and
throws the most awesome house parties
known him for years
and I so knew he was gay before he came out
Well, he turned me down once, so I assumed
Yeah, that was definitely it
So am I the only one that doesn't know him?
You've never even mentioned him before
Yeah well we weren't friends
until I was doing that
that stupid Paul Michaels
remember?
[rope creaking]
Anyway, he was best
friends with psycho Richard
who now is Laura's every so
lovely and sweet boyfriend,
and Alex
Wait, I'm confused, I thought
you said he was your mate Stevie?
He is
No, they weren't friends
until after my ex, Paul and...
Richard
decided they didn't want
anything to do with him anymore
because he came out loud and proud
So how do you know him?
I met him at a pub one
night when I was singing
Good guy, we had a few beers
Did you do some
man-on-man lovin'?
No! No I'm not gay
I don't care about all that sh*t though
I take them as they come
He's a good guy
Wait a minute Laura, didn't you say
that he thought Jackie boy here was cute?
What?
Oh my God, this just gets more humiliating.
He did, I'm sorry, I thought
I was doing a good thing
So how does he know what I look like?
I might have shown him your Facebook
Great!
So he knows what I look
like, what does he look like?
Is he fit?
I'm not gay,
but he's a good looking lad.
You got any photos?
Yeah I think I've got some from
the festival we last went to
Oh I have!
We went to a party last weekend,
I was his hag for the night
Hmmm OK
Look!
That's him wasted, so he's
got to look better sober
Yeah, well, I'm still not happy.
Oh shut up, he's hot!
say hello to, is it, Rich?
Yeah, Rich
Hi, Rich, is it?
It's Richard.
Richard, I've been...
hearing good things about you, that you
were getting pretty close with my Loz?
It's my Laura
things are very serious, mate
I didn't mean anything by it
you know, she's a friend of mine.
I just think it's a bit weird that my
girlfriend's two best friends are men
Does it matter?
It does to me.
I didn't mean to upset you, we're
just here to have a good time
Chill out alright?
Don't f***ing tell me to chill out!
Woah, come on...
I don't want us to fight or
for you to get all aggressive
Well maybe I do!
F***ing walking up to me, calling
me your mate, telling me to chill out
I'll f***ing beat you! I don't know you!
What's going on?
Dunno, your boyfriend just exploded
I only came up to say hello.
F***ing dick doesn't think I know his game!
Game? What Game?
You f***ing know man, nobody wants
you here, why don't you just do one?
Hey prick! Let's keep it real yeah?
We're all mates here, not including you
You're the one no one wants
here you arrogant fuckwit!
Stop it please!
Everyone calm down,
we've barely been here an hour
I just wanted this to be
a nice weekend together
It's supposed to be fun
Richard, I love you, I'm
Stacey, Stevie
Please, can we just start this over again?
Please?
For me?
I'm going for a walk
Don't go!
Oh no, please don't go.
Stacey!
Did you have to antagonise him?
I didn't do sh*t!
You know he's a hot-headed prick!
Can we just chill now?
I'm sure he'll be back with
his tail between his legs
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to do anything
I know. You didn't do anything.
I'm the one that's sorry, he's
really insecure and super sensitive.
Right, come on, let's have some
drinks, let's have a good time
I'll say sorry for any
offence I may have caused.
What, like words like hello?
OK, let's just move on
Come on Laura, let's get some
drinks, I'm sure he'll be back later.
So Stevie, what do you like to do for fun?
Err don't know, drink?
I also write some songs
Really! Can you sing me a little song?
Maybe later yeah?
It's about time!
Ah come on, give us a song
Come on Stevie, you're good!
Maybe later
Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!
Alright! Alright!
I wrote this one earlier
OK, see what you think
[singing] It's summer time
and the start are out at night
I know this moment, well
it couldn't be anymore right
million butterflies taking flight
We hold each other
close, under the moonlight
What do you think?
Yeah, you're good!
You've got a smoking voice
Ah cheers cherub
Right, I'm just going to wonder
off and see if I can get some signal
Why?
Because...
Yeah this is lame. I told my
mum I'd call her when we arrived
Ah mummies boy
Yeah, shut up, she worries
alright? I'm her only child
Well get going then so we
can get the party started!
I want all the classics tonight,
alcohol
songs by the camp fire
marshmallows
truth or dare
Truth or dare, are we five?
Not when I'm playing
I rise to every challenge
I never back down
[music]
Oh God!
I'm so sorry, I thought you
could hear me coming so...
No, sorry, I was in a world of my own
Well I'm Alex
Sorry, err, I'm Jack
Yeah
I know
Oh, yeah I've
only just learnt this.
Yeah, that just sounds bad!
You know what? Let's just start again
Hi
I'm Alex
It's fine, don't worry
So where's everybody else?
Oh I just came out here to see if
I could get some signal to erm...
Actually, never mind. I can take
you back to them if you want?
Err...
Nah
No rush
We can just chill here
for a bit if you want?
I'm pretty sure that's what they
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