The Smurfs 2 Page #4

This is a wisp!

Alakazatmosphere!

Holy smurf!

- Where did that come from?

- He's never had this much power before.

Well, I am outraged!

Positively outraged.

I'm sorry, who are you?

I am Monsieur Gargamel's manager,

Madame Doolittle.

What is this outhouse you call a room?

- The Napoleon Suite?

- Napoleon Suite? Yes.

But, Madame,

this is the finest room in all the hotel.

What could possibly...

Well, for starters, darling,

it's on the wrong floor.

No one wants to be on the...

- The fifth floor.

- Yes. Yes, that's much too low.

Oh, boy.

Good evening! Good evening!

Okay, guys, we're going in.

No, no, no.

Great.

Okay, Papa,

sneak out the back of my sweater

while I talk to this man

who has no idea what I'm saying

and go find that dressing room.

This is a great vacation, guys.

I can feel the stress melting right off me.

- Don't spiral, Grouchy.

- Yeah. We got this.

- Gentlemen, we have a cat problem.

- Get down, get down.

There! No, no, don't be alarmed.

This is how I treat all the critics.

Hurry, up those ropes.

Is Smurfette really worth all this?

- I'm just saying.

- Let's go.

- Not permis. Not permis.

- What? This is outrageous.

Your families will all pay dearly.

As a result, some of you may die.

No, I'm sorry, you will need your key card.

Yes, of course, darling, my key card!

Oh, dear, I've left it.

Oui, I was having breakfast at Tiffany's.

I'll just go back and get it.

I bet my glutes look great

climbing up this rope.

Grouchy, take a look.

I hate my life.

- Clumsy!

- Move it.

...Interrupt my sorcery,

at least I should be amused.

Now, you will all kindly hail to the great

and exceedingly powerful Gargamel...

What are you doing out here? How dare you?

You smell something suspicious?

Well, of course you do!

I've seen where you put your nose.

Now, get out of here.

Hi, Daddy.

- Blue?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, just listen...

Blue and I decided

we can't let you run solo on this.

We can do this together.

Three generations of proud Doyle men

standing shoulder to shoulder.

Even though we're all

different heights and whatnot.

We are not Doyle men.

Winslow-hyphen-Doyle.

You have a bee in your bonnet

about the whole name thing.

Why do you chortle?

Usually, in magic, the cats are big, no?

Like tiger or like lions, you know?

Silence, knave! And allow me to oblige you.

Alakazanimal!

Try not to smell delicious!

So far, this is the worst trip of my life!

And I've only taken two!

- Look! There's Gargamel's dressing room.

- Good eye, Vanity.

Please! He's got a star on his door.

Let's go.

Remind me to put a star

on my mushroom when we get home.

- If we ever want to be blue...

- Blue.

...we've got to come up with

some way to get her talking.

- Yeah.

- Got any ideas?

I got it! Say "please. "

Never mind. I forgot you were you.

- All right, here's my plan.

- Okay.

We trick her into

acting like us, being naughty.

Naughty, naughty!

We use all her goodness against her.

Once that happens,

she'll feel like she's part of our family!

Family! I like family!

I love this plan!

- Oh, no!

- Broken family!

- Get her!

- Catch her! Catch Smurfette!

See you later, Smurfigators!

Father's gonna kill us! Go faster!

- Au revoir, trolls!

- Get her!

- Hello?

- Smurfette?

- Where are you?

- Quick question.

How is it we can't reach a doorknob,

but we can get up here?

No, Clumsy, don't! No, no!

You just lost a fight to an empty room.

Nobody wants to come up here

and play with the larger kitty

that they so annoyingly asked for!

You have to go! Now!

- Yeah, soon as we get the Smurfette.

- Yeah!

- He coughs up everything he eats.

- You!

Magic man, hand over the Smurfette.

What did you just say?

You heard me.

Give me the Smurfette! Now!

How dare you? Alaka...

- Duck!

- ... duck!

Duck?

That was... up.

No!

You.

By great Merlin's beard, I remember you!

We meet again, eh?

Daddy's flying! Daddy's flying!

Well, well, well,

it appears we have a volunteer after all!

Enough fooling around, yes?

Open wide, Azrael.

Put him down, Gargafella!

Leave my son alone!

I'll teach you to mess with us Doyle ducks!

You again!

What are you doing? Put me down!

Come on, Blue.

Put me down! I could have taken him!

I had him!

I'm afraid that's all the show

we have time for.

Good bye.

Go on, get out, get out, get out.

Smurfette's hair. She's been here.

Look! I found something.

A portrait of perfection.

Imagine how good you'd look

if you were actually helping.

Don't hate the player, hate the game.

- Smurfette?

- Smurfette?

Hey, is that coffee?

Anyone else want a cup o' joe?

Hey, what's that?

It's a mirror, you barbarian.

Snap out of it, Vanity, and push!

Rage before beauty.

Whatever this is,

it's making my butt scrunch.

That's a little scary. I mean...

Gargamel!

Clumsy! Are you trying to get us smurfed?

It's some sort of magic window.

Maybe it'll show us where Smurfette is.

Naughties?

- Gargamel!

- Quickly, pick it up.

Quickly, to me, to me!

Smurfette? Hello?

Where did you go? Hello?

- Move, Smurfs.

- Here he comes. Hurry.

- Let's go! Let's go!

- Where are you? Are you here?

- Children? Smurfette?

- Back up, back up.

Close the door! Close the door!

Your papa is back.

Her papa?

If this is a joke,

I assure you I don't find it funny.

- Hello?

- Hold it!

- Are you down there,

you little delinquents? - Keep still.

They must have retreated back to the hotel.

Of course we're running out of time.

If that Patrick person is here,

then Papa cannot be far behind.

Quickly, to the hotel!

We must get to her before he does.

My face! My face!

- What?

- It's gorgeous.

We fell, and it wasn't even my fault!

Anyone? Anyone?

Oh, my Smurf.

I'm scrunching again.

Papa, what does this

have to do with Smurfette?

Everything, I'm afraid.

Why would he build such a hideous device?

Is that a giant Smurfalator?

To extract our essence.

What are all those containers for?

Ninety-nine bottles of Smurf on the wall.

So if Smurfette gives him the formula...

He can turn as many Naughties into Smurfs

as his greedy heart desires.

Guys?

Oh, dear.

Need a catch, please.

This place really needs to recycle.

Think, Smurfette, think. Oh, no!

- Where's Smurfette? Where's Smurfette?

- There she is!

She's fast! I love this game!

Wait! Let's let her run for a bit.

She's got nowhere to go.

- This is perfect for my plan!

- Yeah, yeah.

What are you so cross about? I'm the duck!

You always barge in and ruin everything!

You're like a walking disaster!

Hey, look me in the eyes and say that.

- I can't.

- That's right, because it's not true.

No, I can't because your eyes

are on the sides of your head!

All the better for me

to see your disrespect!

- What are you looking at?

- Hurry up.

It's global warming. Buy a Prius.

Okay. Did I lose them?

Good dog.

No, no... Sorry. Excuse me.

Okay, I got this.

Papa, where are you?

Why am I not surprised the way out of

Gargamel's lair is through a sewer?

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