The Smurfs 2 Page #3

- I would rather not.

Me, me, pick me, Papa!

Now, now, Smurfs.

I only had water enough for nine crystals.

That's me and three others round trip,

plus Smurfette on the way home.

Assuming you can find her, which you won't.

That's not a very smurfy attitude, Grouchy.

Actually, for me, that was pretty good.

I'll need courage,

intelligence and strength.

- So Gutsy.

- Aye.

- Brainy.

- Of course.

- Hefty.

- You got it.

- You'll smurf with me.

- Yeah, can I...

Yes, Passive-Aggressive Smurf?

I think Brainy is a

really excellent choice.

Good luck with that.

You see what he does?

- That's not a compliment.

- Go figure.

- Okay, Hefty, take one.

- Let's do this.

- Go get her, guys!

- Oops!

Clumsy.

Somebody do something!

Stand back! I know the Smurflich manoeuvre.

He doesn't look good.

Oh, dear, he's turning blue-er.

Not good.

Somebody get my hammer!

Nice going, Clumsy.

I got it!

Cheerio!

This was supposed to be Hefty!

Sorry! My bad!

I get so puffy when I travel.

Bye.

Well, sometimes,

you got to smurf with the changes.

Travel safe, Papa.

And so Papa and his B team...

I'll be in charge while you're gone!

- And so Papa...

- Go get Smurfette back!

- Come on!

- And bring her home!

I'm glad his throat opened up

and his lips are back to normal.

Again, we're so sorry.

If... Hello?

Johnny can breathe again, which makes two of

us since both of his parents are lawyers.

Well, that's why they overreacted.

They didn't overreact.

He's dying.

I think it's time for this.

You didn't bring the crown.

Don't put the crown on him.

Come on, you used to love this crown.

- No, I didn't.

- Yes, you did.

- You wore it everywhere.

- I did not.

Never did. Never once.

This is the way you do it... Look.

Do you see what is going on out there?

Yeah, they're bonding.

- Technically, they're spitting.

- Come on.

Blue needs to know that

family's not just you and me,

and it's really good for him

to play with his grandfather.

Good job!

- Oh, yeah. He's a terrific role model.

- Come on, Patrick.

Grace, he ruins everything.

He shows up, and he ruins things.

That's what he does.

Just like when he first

moved into my house.

He sent my parrot away.

Your parrot?

My father's parrot.

When my dad took off, he left Zeus,

and I loved that bird.

I was a kid, and Zeus

was the only part of my dad I had left.

There you go.

What?

Get Blue. Blue?

Blue?

Blue! Victor!

- Stay there.

- Victor, do you have Blue?

Victor! We can't get the door open!

Victor!

- Victor, open the door!

- Victor, we can't open the door!

I can't see! I can't see!

I'm on a dark, lifeless planet

that smells like corn dogs!

Oh, the smurfanity.

Sorry, mister. Your face got in the way.

- Is that Clumsy? Smurfs?

- Clumsy?

- Help!

- Look out, Grouchy!

- Clumsy, is that you?

- This way!

- I'm blind!

- No, you're in a corn dog.

I knew it would end this way!

Where am I?

This place is strange and terrifying

and so handsome.

Hello, you.

- No! '

We're lost in the dark,

and it smells like corn dogs!

Watch out!

Master Winslow's gotten old.

- Wait, wait, wait.

- Blue?

Stop, stop, stop. They're friends.

- Friends?

- Yeah.

They're little blue aliens

trying to steal our faces.

No, no, they're called Smurfs.

And they are the sweetest little things

you ever did see.

Not me.

No, not you, Grouchy.

Papa, Clumsy.

- Patrick!

- Master Winslow.

- Hi, Grace.

- Smurf, Smurf, Smurf!

- Is that Blue?

- He's huge.

I wouldn't want to be

the stork that brought that guy.

Well, if Blue likes the Smurfs,

then Vicster likes the Smurfs.

What a thrill this must be for all of you.

No pictures, please.

That's Vanity.

Narcissist.

What are you guys doing here?

Smurfette's been taken.

- Wait, what?

- Taken? What do you mean "taken"?

Smurf napped by that ghastly Gargamel.

She was off alone

because she thought we forgot her birthday.

There was a misunderstanding.

But if we can find him, we'll find her.

Well, that shouldn't be hard.

He's a big star now.

- He's in Paris.

- I'll call the dog sitter.

You get Blue's passport.

Yes, a rescue mission. I'll come, too.

You need all the help you can get.

Wait a minute, Blue's passport?

We can't just up and go to Paris.

At least, not all of us.

Okay, so that's one vote no. Who votes yes?

- Me.

- Of course.

Daddy always loses.

Look, this is my Smurfette

we're talking about. We have to go.

If we're going to be traveling,

let's make sure we do this properly.

Okay, here we are. Victor,

can you get Blue?

- All right. We're all clear

on the plan, right? - Yeah.

We'll head over to Gargamel's show

- and see if Smurfette's there.

- Yes.

And I'll go to Gargamel's hotel and see

if I can find out what room he's in.

And, Victor, you and Blue

can just check into the room here.

- Well, actually, I was thinking...

- No. "Actually, I" nothing.

You and Blue, upstairs.

That's the deal. End of story.

L'Opera House, s'il vous plait.

My French is tres sexy, non?

- Oui, maybe I'll get you a beret.

- You cannot handle me in a beret.

- Is that what you think? I can't...

- Hey!

Get a shroom.

- Good luck.

- You, too.

Okay.

Give him the formula.

Give him the formula.

Give him the formula.

You want to give it to him.

You'll feel better about yourself

if you stop being such an annoying

little brat and give him the formula.

Make her stop. It burns.

Hackus tell you everything I know.

Hackus doesn't know anything.

What? What?

"Buffering"? What the...

My public awaits.

Once again I must go astound

and confound the merry imbeciles.

What do you mean, I'm out of essence?

We can still do the show, all right.

Because we got all the essence we need

right here now, don't we?

I'm going to need a little snip.

Oh, no!

Just going to take a little

off around the ears.

There.

When my Papa gets here,

you're gonna be sorry.

Your Papa is not coming

because your real Papa is already here.

- Yeah!

- Now,

you can either be a good little girl

and give me the formula,

or you can spend the rest

of your miserable little existence

being harvested

inside my new superpowered Smurfalator!

Your call entirely. Really.

Up to you.

Father! Father!

Yes!

Nice work, my dear.

And as for you, nice try.

Yes, Azrael.

You can press the button

on the Smurfalator.

Come, come, come!

We'll brew this hair into Smurf essence!

Papa, please hurry.

I'm so scared.

Poor baby's gonna cry.

Hello, pretty lady.

Hackus pretty, too.

- Hi.

- Hello.

I was just wondering if you could be

so kind as to tell me what room...

What room Monsieur Gargamel is in?

No. Hotel policy.

Just right over there. Thanks.

Here we are, guys, the Paris Opera House.

- Not too shabby.

- Gargamel's really come up in the world.

I hope Smurfette's here.

I do love a good musical. Guilty!

- What did he just say?

- I have no idea.

Well, wait a minute, wait a minute.

I asked for a shroud of mystery.

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