The Snapper
- R
- Year:
- 1993
- 91 min
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Wise men say
Only fools rush in
But I can't help
Falling in love with you
Shall I stay
Would it be a sin
If I can't help
What are you looking at?
Not much.
Get out,
you stupid b*tch!
Don't call me a b*tch!
Aah!
You're dead!
Sonny Curley!
I've witnesses!
What did you do to him?
Nothing! I just gave him
a piece of advice!
I dare ya.
I bleedin' dare ya.
I told him to stop
fiddlin' with himself...
when he thought there
was no one looking!
I'll batter you!
Sorry. You'll have
to make an appointment.
You're dead!
Is that a fact?
Very interesting.
Shut up!
You're dead.
I'm telling Ma!
If you tell Ma...
Where you going?
Piss off! Don't!
You're what?
You heard me.
Oh, my Jesus.
You're pregnant, you said?
Yeah.
That's lovely, that is.
You sure?
Yeah. Sort of.
- What?
- Yeah.
Positive now?
You're only nineteen.
- I'm twenty.
- You're only twenty.
I know what age I am.
Don't start getting
snotty with me.
I should be getting
snotty with you.
Sorry.
It's shocking, that is.
What do you think?
- I don't know.
- That the best you can do?
Well, what do you think?
I don't know.
I should give out, I suppose...
or throw a wobbler
or something...
but what's the point?
I mean, if she was...
You should have
come to us earlier.
Before, you know, when...
said you were
gonna get pregnant...
then we could've done
something about it.
My God.
You're positive, now?
Absolutely certain? Shh.
Molly, my Irish Molly
Good girl.
What's that on your face?
Shaving foam.
Oh. Well, fair enough.
My Irish Molly,
when you are near
Who was it?
What? I don't know.
Ah, now, Jesus...
- No, I do know.
- Well?
I'm not telling.
Now, look...
Jesus, do you hear that?
Gobshite!
Now, don't start that.
Just tell us.
- I can't.
- Why not?
- I just can't, right?
- Well, is he married?
No, he's not.
Well, that's something
I suppose.
Ah, Kay... Jesus,
stop it, will you?
is it?
They're inside
watching the telly.
Go on, get in there.
Go. Get in.
Go on.
Will he marry you?
No, I don't think so.
Ooh, the louser.
That's cheatin', that is.
- It's not a game.
- I know that, Kay.
I mean, it's his fault
as much as Sharon's...
isn't it, whoever he is.
I mean, it was his flute that...
You've the filthiest mouth!
Ah, lay off, Kay, will you?
I'm being harassed!
You just move!
Look, do you want to keep it?
What do you mean?
Do you want to...
He wants to know
do you want an abortion?
I do not!
There's no way
I'm having an abortion!
Good, you're right!
You definitely won't
tell us who it is?
No! Sorry.
Well, there's no more
to be said, is there?
She's obviously
made her mind up.
A man needs a pint
after all that.
Hang on a second.
Yes, love?
Is that all?
What do you mean?
It's a terrible...
the neighbors!
Do you care what
the neighbors think?
Yes, I do.
Sure, the O'Neill young ones
The pair of them.
And the Bells
would be the same...
except they don't
have any daughters...
but you know what I mean.
Tara O'Neill had her baby
for Paddy Bell.
Of course she did.
So f*** the neighbors.
You coming for a drink, Sharon?
- No, thanks, Da.
- Come on.
All right.
Good girl.
How about you, Kay?
Ah, no.
I'll slip on up to bed.
I'd come up with ya...
only I've an awful throat
on me.
Cheerio now... Grannie.
Ohh, Molly
My Irish Molly
I'm fairly off my trolley
My Irish Molly,
when you are near
Still think you should
tell us who the da is.
You can think away, then.
Your mummy took it very well.
Yeah. She was great.
She's a bit old-fashioned,
you know.
Set in her ways.
Yeah.
No, she was great.
So were you.
Ahh.
Those your pals over there?
Yeah.
Go on over to them.
I'll be all right on me own.
Ah, no.
Go on. You might as well.
I'll be grand.
I can always
slip downstairs.
I was so embarrassed,
I was scarlet.
I'm not joking yous,
I was burnin'!
How are yous?
- Go on.
- How are you, Sharon?
He was holding the eclair
in his hand like this.
The place was full,
and he says...
"Why did you rob the cream
out of me eclair?"
- The head on him, Jesus!
- And did you rob it?
Well, I paid for
the bleedin' thing.
Why shouldn't I have?
I told him to cop on.
"I seen ya," he says,
"with your finger. "
So I gave him the finger.
I'd shag the elephant man before
I'd let him near me again.
The prick.
Here, young fella!
Give us three vodkas, two cokes,
and a glass of Furstenberg.
Have you got that now, chicken?
Hey, handsome, give us a packet
of crisps as well, will ya?
And do you have any nuts?
Whoo! You dirty b*tch!
I'm only messing with you.
He's a nice
little bum on him...
like two eggs in a hankie.
He'll be nice-looking
when he's older, won't he?
with him anyway?
Yeah.
I was giving the matter
my serious consideration.
Then when I saw him
sulking, Jesus!
He was very good-looking,
though. Very handsome.
Not really, Mary.
Not when you got
up close to him.
Beauty's only skin deep.
It wasn't even that deep, Mary.
on his chin.
Tiny, little ones, now.
Millions of them!
Only noticed 'em when you
then you want to throw up.
He was thick as well.
Come here, Jackie.
Was he passionate?
No! But he thought he was.
You know what I mean?
He was just a big, thick monkey.
Looking for somewhere
to stick his banana, what?
Ha! Yvonne Burgess!
He stuck his tongue
in me ear once...
and I'm not joking yous.
He was trying to get it
out the other one.
Don't know what he
thought I had in there.
His sense of direction
wasn't the best, either.
- Know what I mean?
- Jackie O'Keefe!
You're bleedin' disgusting,
you are!
Any news, Sharon?
No. Not really.
"Then the discharge...
"becomes yellow and offensive.
"Any infected discharge...
"may also result
in soreness...
"or actual irritation...
"at the entrance
of the vagina. "
Jesus, me fanny!
"It's only
the unfortunate few...
"or recurrent vomiting. "
Sharon, it's not fair!
You've been in there ages!
Get out of there.
You all right in there,
Sharon?
Yeah. Coming.
Ah, no, no. There's no hurry.
No, I've been in already.
Ohh...
Jesus, what were you
drinking last night?
I'm going back to bed.
Ah, yeah, go on. Good girl.
I'll go on without you, what?
- What's up with her?
- You shut your mouth.
Get in there
and get your clothes on.
Go down to get
your breakfast...
and get a bleedin' job
for yourself, right?
Sharon, we're going
to have to tell them.
Stop it, will yous?
Keep it... here, give me that.
Hey! Shh!
Now... stop it.
Are yous all listening?
I'm in hurry.
Will you get on with it?
Shut up!
He has to sit on the wall
all day and do nothin'.
You go and shite you,
you stupid b*tch... what?
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