The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water Page #3

SpongeBob!

Why aren't you at The Krusty Krab

making Krabby Patties?

Well, I'd love to, but the formula's gone.

Yeah, Mr. Krabs says

you and Plankton took it.

No, that's not what happened.

It just disappeared.

We're putting a team together

to find it.

A team?

Oh! Oh! Pick me! Pick me! Pick me!

Okay, Patrick, you're in.

I don't know, SpongeBob.

What exactly does this clown

bring to the tee-am?

He brings loyalty, Plankton.

Loyalty. Isn't that right, Patrick?

Yeah, yeah, loyalty.

I've got SpongeBob!

He's over here!

Let's go get him!

Come on, SpongeBob,

let's get out of here!

Patrick!

Patrick, why are you doing this?

Because I need

Krabby Patties!

Hurry up! I'm hungry!

Over here!

Guys, am I still on the team?

Hey, what are you looking at?

Sandy!

Sandy!

Sandy?

Sandy, are you home?

Gee, Plankton, I wonder where she is.

What is all this stuff?

Sandy?

Don't touch that!

Incoherent muttering.

Sandy? Are you okay?

Okay?

Have you looked outside?

Does that seem "okay" to you?

I'm trying to figure out

what happened to society.

If we don't fix it soon,

there won't be anything left to fix!

Sandy?

The lack of Krabby Patties

has driven her mad.

And I think I figgered it out.

Look.

When this came down from above,

I knew it could only mean one thing.

And that would be?

It means it's the end!

The sandwich gods are angry with us!

- Sandwich gods?

- Sandwich gods?

I just don't know

how we're going to appease them!

You got any other friends

who aren't dim bulbs or nut jobs?

Well, I have one friend

who's loyal to the very end.

Gary, I'm home.

Gare-bear?

Gary?

Gary?

- Ugh.

- Huh?

Revolting!

But it means Gary is close by!

Gary, I'm back!

Whoa.

Oh, hey, Gary, Plankton and I need you

to help us find the Krabby Patty formula

and fix Bikini Bottom.

What do you mean,

you don't have to do as I say anymore?

What do you mean, "King of Snails"?

Gary The Snail, you get down here

right now and join this team!

What do you mean, "Seize them"?

Why are you running?

Because they're right on our tail.

Oh, right, snails.

Well, so much

for your tee-am.

Putting together a team is a lot harder

than I thought it would be!

This way!

We better get out of here

until things cool off.

Everything we know and love

has been destroyed.

Oh, yeah, looks like they're gonna have to

change the name of Bikini Bottom

to Dirty Bottom.

Right, SpongeBob?

That's kind of gross, Plankton.

Yeah. Yeah, too soon, huh?

This feels like it really is "the end".

Don't worry, SpongeBob,

we'll find the secret formula

and everything will go back

to the way it was,

you know, all happy and junk.

Now let's try and get some sleep.

Yeah, I guess you're right.

Here you are. Feel comfy?

You know, Plankton,

I think you might know a little bit more

about teamwork than you let on.

Good night, SpongeBob.

Good night, Plankton.

"Good night," indeed.

That's right, SpongeBob, sleep.

You're hiding that formula

in there somewhere.

Huh?

Well, here goes nothing.

Huh?

What is this place?

Fudge fight!

Oh, it's all over me!

Ew! It's so sweet in here!

I think my eyeball

is getting a toothache!

Hello, Plankton.

Come and play with us.

Hurry

before we melt.

Whoa...

So much sweetness.

I think I'm going to be sick!

Huh?

Daddy!

Uh, Plankton? Oh, Plankton!

I just had the craziest dream!

And you were in it!

I'm sure it was nothing.

Now go back to sleep.

Were you in my brain?

What? No! That's crazy talk!

Then why is there cotton candy

on your antenna?

Because, uh, because, uh...

Okay, fine, I was in your brain.

What were you doing in there?

What do you think I was doing?

Looking for the secret formula.

- What?

- Don't act so innocent.

You knew what I was up to.

That's why you're pretending

not to know the formula.

I'm not pretending!

I can't believe you thought I was lying.

Hey, don't take it

personally.

I just assume everyone is lying.

That is a horrible way

- to live your life.

- Whatever.

It is! And if we're going

to be on the same team...

Maybe I don't want to be on the tee-am!

You think of that?

But, Plankton, everything's better

when you're part of a team.

You're not going

to start singing, are you?

- Teamwork!

- Oh, brother.

We can do anything

when we have teamwork

Don't you think so,

my friend?

No, tee-am work

Is getting in the way

of my schee-am work

What don't you comprehend?

But working together is the key

Nothing's impossible

when it's you and me

I'm doing just fine on my own

Work is no fun when you do it alone

If I want it done right,

I'll do it by myself

But what if you need

something on a higher shelf?

But I'm the target

Of a very scary,

crazy post-apocalyptic mob!

Well, that's exactly

why you need a partner

Helping you with this important job

I'll be the hammer, you'll be the nail

I'll be the boat and you'll be the sail

I'm the flower, you're the aroma

Right now I wish I was in a coma

Come on.

I'm here for you and you're here for me

It's better when you plus me equals we

Working together in harmony

Side by side, we can reach our dreams

'Cause nothing's impossible

When we're a team!

All right, you can put me down.

Well...

That's one minute of my life

I'll never get back.

Not without a time machine.

Wait a minute. Hold that thought.

Now back up.

Slow down.

Not without a time machine.

Hmm.

Yes!

- SpongeBob, you're a genius!

- I am?

If we build a time machine,

we can go back to before

the formula disappeared.

Before society broke down.

Before we became the hunted!

That sounds great, Plankton,

but how do we build a time machine?

Well, first we'll need

a computer powerful enough

to calculate the intricacies

of time travel.

Where would we get one of those?

Hmm.

There she is. My computer wife.

They've got her tied up

in the back room.

I've never seen

this many people at The Chum Bucket.

I've never seen anyone there.

Now was that really necessary?

Cause the food's really bad.

Oh, come on! Really?

Shh!

How are we gonna

sneak past those guards?

Hmm.

Well, what do we have here?

We better hurry.

Those guys really hate tires.

We'll never get in. The door's locked.

Hmm.

Wait. The window is open.

Come on, Plankton,

it's time for some teamwork.

Give me a boost.

Okay. Wait a minute, no!

Just a little higher,

Plankton.

Plankton?

Why don't you boost me up instead?

Oh, yeah, good thinking.

Come on, SpongeBob, come on!

We're in!

Shh!

There's a guard over there.

Let's take the key from around his neck.

We're gonna have to be very quiet.

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